Saving Huygens
TazMainiac writes "This months IEEE Spectrum is running an article on how a Swedish scientist discovered that the Titan probe Cassini had a communications flaw that would cause it to lose all data sent back from the Huygens lander as it plunges into Titan's atmosphere. The problem - Doppler effect. The fix: go read the article."
So wait, reading the article will fix the Cassini probe?
"Have you ever thought about just turning off the TV, sitting down with your kids, and hitting them?"
RTFA will fix the probe.
reversing the polarity of the transponder...
duh...
If you don't know what AltaVista is (was), get off my lawn.
Installing the reentry sensor upside down, ignoring the Doppler effect - this rocket science stuff is so hard, they're missing all the easy stuff.
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make install -not war
"We have a technical term for what went wrong here," one of Huygens's principal investigators, John Zarnecki of Britain's Open University, would later explain to reporters: "It's called a cock-up."
We Americans speak English, but this is proof positive that the British have had much more time to master the use of it
"If you think you have things under control, you're not going fast enough." --Mario Andretti
I drove a Fiat for years. I could have told them an Italian radio wasn't gonna work. :)
12:50 - press return.
Given this is Slashdot I'd bet there are some that view Star Trek as absolute reality. Aparently some of them have mod points as well. *shudder*
[NASA's] Horttor never got an explanation of why Alenia Spazio's telemetry system was built with a timing system that couldn't accommodate the Doppler shift in Huygens's telemetry. "It is a design feature of another application in Earth orbit, and they just reused it," he told Spectrum, adding, "I don't know why anyone would ever want to build it that way." (An Alenia Spazio spokeswoman said that none of the company's officials were available to comment because of a company-wide summer vacation period.)
Anyone think that the "company-wide summer vacation" may extend a little longer than originally expected?
"Hey, Tony! Glad to hear you ready for work. But why don't you go ahead and stay in Verona another month or two? Check out this web site while you're there. Ciao!"
Stressed? Me? Of course not. Stress is what a rubber band feels before it breaks, silly.
So I guess they'd have had to run a billion-mile cable first. Line noise would be a bitch, wouldn't it?
I figure by 2030 or so my 6-digit UID will be something to brag about.