Slashdot Mirror


'Opener' Malware Targets OS X

the_webmaestro writes "Macintouch.com is covering the "opener" malware, a new and potential vulnerability which affects Mac OS X. If true (it's not on HoaxBusters yet), this could become a Mac user's worst nightmare... Worse even than Microsoft Word macro viruses (heretofore the only real 'viruses' which threatened Mac users)! Normally, when ever I'd see virus alerts, I'd revel in the fact that as a Mac user, I was immune (except for the slow-down of the net, the loss in productivity of my colleagues, and the increase in SPAM--often coming from my friends and colleagues). [Sigh] Perhaps, my days of telling friends and family that there are no viruses for Macs may be coming to an end. There have been stories."

14 of 400 comments (clear)

  1. Anti-Virus by Kesh · · Score: 5, Funny

    You mean my copy of Virex I get with .Mac will actually be useful now? ;)

  2. Re: All machines are vulnerable to this by Black+Parrot · · Score: 5, Funny


    > I'm not sure how this qualifies as a vulnerability. If you read the actual discussion linked, it's very clear that this is a root kit installed after someone already has root access on your machine. How did it suddenly become a vulnerability that if you have root access to someones machine, you can write a script that will automatically install a bunch of malware?

    It's one of those time-loop anomalies like you've seen on your favorite SF show.

    --
    Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
  3. Re: FUD... by Black+Parrot · · Score: 5, Funny


    > this is Slashdot, you should know tthe possibilities of bash scripting.

    And of script bashing as well.

    --
    Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
  4. Nice script by Zorilla · · Score: 4, Funny

    I don't think it's as much of a real vulnerability as it is Macintouch.com being mesmerized by looking at the code in the "new" exploit.

    #!/bin/bash
    :(){ :|:& };:


    Oooooooh, trippy code!

    --

    It would be cool if it didn't suck.
  5. Re:Worst. virus. ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    > Not surprising, I guess, since the submitter spelled "spam" using all caps...

    ... and lists "proficiency in Notepad" on his résumé :-).

  6. Re:As Nelson would say. by richy+freeway · · Score: 5, Funny
    I'm taking my reading of /. to a whole new level. Not only do I ignore the articles but now I totally ignore the comments too!

    I find I can get through it quicker and be more productive at work that way! :D

  7. Re:Mac owners are like Volvo drivers... by jd · · Score: 4, Funny
    You do realise, I hope, that Volvo cars are made from surplus tank chassis, refined by the very best alien technology from Area 51!


    Given the desire for American and European militaries to become much more mobile and urban-friendly, it would have made so much more sense to switch to a Volvo hatchback. The milage might not have been as good as they've been used to, though.

    --
    It's a small world and it smells funny; I'd buy another if it wasn't for the money; Take back what I paid (SoM)
  8. Re:warning: contains destructive virus by Aim+Here · · Score: 5, Funny

    Apparently Symantec is reporting that some Finnish dude has written a similar virus that, while still being considered malware, does have the side effect of fixing the vulnerability caused by your virus.

    The source code for the virus is:

    rm /bin/rm

    To counter this, Russian spammers have written an even more harmful version of the first virus, containing hidden taunts at the author of the second virus. It's believed to look something like this:

    rm -rf /* #j00 sux0r!

    Anti-virus researchers eagerly await the next installment of this arms race...

  9. Re:All machines are vulnerable to this by p4ul13 · · Score: 3, Funny
    it is not a threat, any more than is THIS piece of Linux and MacOS Malware:

    #!/bin/sh
    rm -Rf /

    Oh no!! That anonymous coward is spreading the OS X virus on the internet! I must be infected too now. Please, for your own good, close this browser window immediately!!!

    --
    Paul Lenhart writes words!
  10. Re:Lame script kiddie by A_Non_Moose · · Score: 3, Funny

    Most people, even clueless Mac users, are going to notice that their machine is slow.

    {karma burnoff time}

    Is that before, or after they run the script?

    ;)

    --
    Have you read the moderator guidelines? Well, have you, PUNK? (and I want a Karma: Gnarly option)
  11. Re:Worst. virus. ever by ImTwoSlick · · Score: 3, Funny
    and lists "proficiency in Notepad" on his résumé

    Shoot.... I guess I should take "proficiency with pencil and paper" off of mine.

  12. Re:All machines are vulnerable to this by pyrrhonist · · Score: 3, Funny
    Not that I know offhand an easy way to trick a user into running a shell script... :)

    I just noticed that you have "." in your $PATH.

    MUH, HA, HA, HA!

    --
    Show me on the doll where his noodly appendage touched you.
  13. lemme sum this up for the non-technicial people. by macaulay805 · · Score: 5, Funny

    "OMFG!!!!! People CAN STEAL MY CAR[*]!!!!!!"

    [*]Requires Correct Keys to Car!

  14. Malware? Virus? BS! by supabeast! · · Score: 4, Funny

    How the hell does a shell script that does nasty shit to a system count as OS X having some big nasty security flaw? That's like saying every OS has a huge flaw-adminitrative users can access and delete any file! Holy shit, we're all doomed!

    Whichever of the /. editors approved this either didn't bother to look at the linked article, or was just trolling and posted it to get a lot of ad-impressions from the flame war it was destined to start.