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Google Acquires Keyhole Corp.

telstar writes "As part of their ever-expanding online presence, Google has acquired online map provider Keyhole Corp.. Keyhole's technology allows users to perform virtual flyovers of satellite imagery of the earth's surface. The immediate impact of this acquisition is a price drop in Keyhole's service charge. Beyond that, Google does 'not have any announced plans regarding how this technology will integrate with our current products and services.'"

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  1. CYBERSTALK! by ayf6 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now i can cyberstalk for real!

    1. Re:CYBERSTALK! by TedCheshireAcad · · Score: 2, Funny

      There are many more practical uses for this. My inside sources at Google (read: wild speculation) tell me that they're planning on extending their search technology beyond the web, and on to the planet Earth. Imagine:

      Google search: my car keys
      Google search: Weapons of Mass Destruction
      Google search: the dog

  2. Who's going to register this domain? by Greg+Larkin · · Score: 2, Funny
    $ whois gkeyhole.com

    Whois Server Version 1.3

    Domain names in the .com and .net domains can now be registered
    with many different competing registrars. Go to http://www.internic.net
    for detailed information.

    No match for "GKEYHOLE.COM".
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    SourceHosting.net, LLC
    Ready. Set. Code.
    http://www.sourcehosting.net/
    1. Re:Who's going to register this domain? by Otter · · Score: 4, Funny
      Fortunately, I'm now halfway through a marketing course and can inform you that the ideal name for this business is:

      Geyhole

    2. Re:Who's going to register this domain? by owlstead · · Score: 3, Funny

      No, you've retained too little from the owners name. As you might know, the new owner wants to put a stamp on it. Therefore you should use more of the buyers name, such as:

      Goohole

    3. Re:Who's going to register this domain? by cryptochrome · · Score: 2, Funny

      Get your head out of the closet. The ideal name is GooHole.

      --

      ---If you can't trust a nerd, who can you trust?

  3. Googleing for people! by Kenja · · Score: 4, Funny
    So once we get our government mandated RFID tag installed you'll be able to google for a person and see there location on a satellite map!

    This is of course..... not true.

    --

    "Have you ever thought about just turning off the TV, sitting down with your kids, and hitting them?"
  4. Expedia, Travelocity, Priceline, etc = in Trouble by Gary+Destruction · · Score: 3, Funny

    Not even William Shatner and Leonard Nemoy can save Priceline from this move. Not only will you be able to name your own price on hotels and airfare, you'll be able to take a virtual walk down the street to the hotel. And you'll see William Shatner inside fighting Leonard Nemoy to get his "job" back. Then google have Scotty beam them up.

  5. Mission Statement by TheJavaGuy · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is very much in line with google's mission statement.
    Google's mission is to organize the world's information and make it universally accessible and useful.

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    Opera Watch - An Opera browser blog.
  6. I can see it now... by Saint+Aardvark · · Score: 5, Funny
    Millions of queries out of Maryland...

    http://maps.google.com/q=nuclear+OR+Cbiological+OR +chemical+weapons+-usa+-china%+-uk&sourceid=mozill a-search

  7. Re:Bad planning? by Dachannien · · Score: 3, Funny

    Judging from the uptick this morning, investors either disagree or just don't care.... Long live the Internet bubble!

  8. In other news.... by System.out.println() · · Score: 5, Funny

    In other news, The NYT have picked up on a story from Slashdot with "undeniable proof" that Google is planning to use RFID tags to take satellite photos of people.

    You read it here first.

  9. Re:No Mac version by JUSTONEMORELATTE · · Score: 5, Funny

    Screw that. If it doesn't readily work on OS X or through X11... I'm out.

    <google> Dang, there goes an entire percent of our market! I guess we'll just have to be happy with the 99% that's left running windows.</google>

    --
    listening to my iPod now, my PC shipped yesterday Thanks!

  10. Re:Google Maps? by hocrap · · Score: 2, Funny

    With its neverending quest to be able to search everything and anything, perhaphs you'll be able to search the surface of the earth for things in the future through google.

    Like WMDs?

    Mr. Google please help find direction from 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW Washington, DC 20500 ... to heu, North Korea?

  11. On this map... by jaguar5150 · · Score: 5, Funny

    "X" Marks the gSpot

  12. Message from above by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well, if any of you Earthlings can use the combined might of Google and Keyhole to find any signs of intelligent life on Earth, please contact our Mothership, because we've given up looking.

    Sincerely,
    The Greys.

  13. Re:Google Maps? by justforaday · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...perhaphs you'll be able to search the surface of the earth for things in the future through google.

    Oooooh! Y'mean like "where will I be at 10:45am tomorrow"???

    --
    I'll turn into a supernova and burn up everything. Well I'll turn into a black little hole and you'll turn into string.
  14. Re:Bad planning? by Mattintosh · · Score: 4, Funny

    If there's one thing I've learned from cartoons, it's that the wisest move is always to announce your plans to at least someone who might be able to stop them, if not the whole world.

    Mua-ha-ha...

  15. Re:Bad planning? by generic-man · · Score: 3, Funny

    Keyhole will be renamed "Google Keyhole [BETA]." The entire application will be rewritten in JavaScript and will only work with Internet Explorer and Mozilla Firefox 1.1preview4b(v) with Google Keyhole [BETA] extension installed.

    Slashdot will run at least four front-page stories on the subject (including "Google Acquires Keyhole Corp." and tomorrow's "Google Aquires Keyhole Corpany"). Comments will range from "This is cool" to "This sucks" to "Well it's BETA, what do you expect."

    Lather, rinse, repeat.

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  16. Imagine this: by rmmeyer · · Score: 2, Funny

    OK, so we start with a wearable computer. Stuff an NVidia in it. Get a chord type keyboard that's wearable. Display in glasses or the cool new lasers that draw on your retina. GPS jacked into computer. Keyhole maps.

    I can finally type 'whereami' and find out!

    This is all doable with current technology...

    If only it worked in Linux...