Slashdot Mirror


Titan's Smooth Surface Baffles Scientists

JazMuadDib writes "Scientists expected a few rough spots when their space drone snapped close-range images of Titan, Saturn's largest moon. Instead, the planetlike moon appears to have a bizarre, mysteriously smooth surface, and Tuesday's images have left them in a state of wonder. Read more at the Tucson Citizen." NASA's Cassini pages have a wide assortment of images and analysis. Cassini's data has already thrown scientists for loop.

17 of 319 comments (clear)

  1. The reason it's so smooth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    An earlier collision with the comet Botox.

  2. There's nothing I like better... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    than after months of anticipation, hard work, and millions of dollars to get to the moment of revealation where the mysterious coverings are peeled off, and my objective is laid bare, completely smooth, and ready for exploration.

  3. Re:that's no moon... by Tackhead · · Score: 5, Funny
    > oooops, got carried away, well it was the obvious comment...

    "That's no moon..." is the comment for Mimas, not Titan :)

  4. Nice Engrish! by llamaluvr · · Score: 4, Funny

    Cassini's data has already thrown scientists for loop.

    Main screen turn on!

    --
    Insightful: 76, Off-Topic: 379, Flamebait: 24, Funny: 152, Interesting: 201, Underrated: 55, Troll: 9, Total: 896
  5. Obligatory... by kgbspy · · Score: 5, Funny

    You think Titan's smooth - you should see Uranus...

    *ducks*

    --
    ~
    ~
    ~
    -- INSERT --
    1. Re:Obligatory... by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 5, Funny

      One scientist first described the surface as "smooth as a young woman's ass", but had to change the description when other scientists had no referrants as to what he was talking about.

      --
      (-1: Post disagrees with my already-settled worldview) is not a valid mod option.
  6. The surface smoothness... by JavaNPerl · · Score: 5, Funny

    is easily attributed to subtle variances in the curd temperature during the cheese formation process... oops wrong moon.

  7. Re:Excellent news!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    "OMFG!" as a close second, and "Hey, what's growing on my sandwich?" a distinct third.

  8. Re:Sensationalism by Billy+the+Mountain · · Score: 4, Funny

    You know, I kept telling them that they would later regret having made that translucent plastic lens cap. But did they listen to me? Noooo! "You're just a programmer", they said. "Shut up and write code", they said.

    BTM

    --
    That was the turning point of my life--I went from negative zero to positive zero.
  9. It's a simulation by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 5, Funny

    We're just walk-on extras in someone else's videogame, optimized to save rendering time where there's no prizes.

    --

    --
    make install -not war

  10. Re:Just a thought by Rubyflame · · Score: 4, Funny

    That wouldn't explain how it came to be a moon of Saturn.

    --

    All it takes is nukes and nerves.
  11. Tucson, Titan by eDavidLu · · Score: 5, Funny

    Interesting that the article is in the "Local News" section of the Tucson Citizen.

    I thought some of the landscapes around Tucson look extraterrestrial. Now it makes sense.

  12. Re:Why it's so smooth... by notany · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Thats no moon....THIS is a moon" -- Obi-Wan Kenobi drops pants

    --
    Dyslexics have more fnu.
  13. Re:Not quite as the summary says by upsidedown_duck · · Score: 4, Funny

    polystyrene

    It turns out that Titan is merely a left-over from the gods' last Nerf battle.

    --
    -- "Makes Little Debbie look like a pile of puke!" - Moe Szyslak
  14. Simple Answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny
    Titan is a far away object, right?

    Why bother to render it with any more detail than absolutely necessary? And when the PC's get too close, obscure it with cloud.

    And you call yourself geeks and gamers....

  15. Re:A Little Perspective by Tsali · · Score: 5, Funny

    If it's methane, I'm holding my breath.

    --
    This space for rent.
  16. Titian's zamboni by r2q2 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wow, a complete civilization that's sole job is to ride zamboni's across titan's surface completely resurfacing the whole thing. This must be a sign of life on Titan

    --
    My UID is prime is yours?