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Exploring Antarctica

dargaud writes "There will soon be some firsts on the high Antarctic plateau: after getting 150km from it last year a Chinese expedition plans on reaching Dome A, the highest part of the Antarctic ice sheet (4200m), farthest to reach and coldest place on Earth, untrodden yet. Then in a few months the French-Italian station of Concordia at Dome C (3200m) will open year-round for its first winter-over, of which I will be part. The location of these ice domes make them great for atmospheric physics, glaciology, astronomy and more. Big projects are getting interested in Antarctica again, just in time for the International Polar Year of 2007, 50 years after the first one."

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  1. The devil called... by garcia · · Score: 5, Funny

    Women have always been a rare and strange breed in Antarctica. Most often there aren't any. During my winter over, women were just some kind of remote and hazy memory. In 2000, a woman did winter over for the first time in Dumont d'Urville, although they have been doing so for a long time in American and Australian stations.

    A lot of people seemed to be in a contest for the most original New Year's 2000: from flying the Concorde around the globe to changing the time zone of some Pacific islands... I have to say that ours was quite original: a bunch of scientists, technicians, mechanics all stuck together, getting drunk and dancing with the three available women.

    Almost everybody is worthless the first two days: the high altitude combined with the cold and extreme dryness makes for some awful first nights. And hangovers are worse here too: 2 beers are enough to get you hungover in the morning.


    So let me get this straight... You are in the coldest area on earth at high altitude with nearly no women and you get hung over from two beers and you return to this place multiple times in your lifetime? This poor guy is one sick fuck but at least his beer stays cold.

    Personally, I'll let them see "the new sun" first and I'll stick to the sloppy seconds, at least it's warmed up by then.

  2. Sorry, I can't resist by jayhawk88 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Explorer: You've got to start charging more than a dollar a bag. We lost two men on this expedition!

    Apu: If you can think of a better way to get ice, I'd like to hear it!

    1. Re:Sorry, I can't resist by Hatta · · Score: 2, Funny

      Bart: Hey, Apu! There's a head in this bag.

      Apu: Ooh, that is a special head-bag. It is chock full of... heady goodness!

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  3. need my eyes checked by CoffeeJedi · · Score: 2, Funny

    anyone else read the headline as:
    "Exploding Antarctica"

    and here i thought something really cool was about to happen

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  4. Re:200 Degree Club by Fr05t · · Score: 3, Funny

    I think that would also get you into the Darwin Award club.

  5. Time to resupply the flying saucer base by Alien54 · · Score: 3, Funny
    Of course, they can't bring women with them, because that is what the space aliens are after. It's the porn industry's duty to produce enough to keep the space aliens happy and thereby prevent an invasion of Planet Earth.

    I bet you didn't know that internet porn was a federally funded government project developed just for this purpose?

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  6. Think of the possibilities by xThinkx · · Score: 5, Funny

    "coldest area on earth at high altitude with nearly no women"

    Now you've done it, hardocp will soon establish a city of overclocking enthusiasts there.

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  7. But did they find... by Sefi915 · · Score: 2, Funny

    The Lost Outpost of the Ancients?

  8. I have... by CrackedButter · · Score: 3, Funny

    the ancient gene if they need me to power the outpost.

  9. Personally by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'd love to take a holiday in Antartica over the antartic winter. I'd have loads of time to work on projects, no noisy distractions and I'd finally have an excuse to stay indoors for six months!

    I'd need some kind of net connection though. The slashdottings would keep me warm during the cold winter nights.

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  10. beware of the penguin terrorists... by tuxette · · Score: 2, Funny
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  11. Warming Up by DigitalRaptor · · Score: 2, Funny

    Don't worry, things are warming up down there.

    Soon it will be a great summer resort with swimming and water skiing. The winter vacations will be spent in Cancun.

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  12. Re:Ozone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah those 8 snowmobiles are destroying the world

    Would someone please think of the children!?

    Got any more pseudo-scientific horseshit for us?

  13. Re:What?! No AvP jokes?! by Daagar · · Score: 2, Funny
    Just imagine an army of a million 4'10" Chinese Predators!

    What type of /.'er are you!? Don't you know that should read "Just imagine a beowolf cluster of 4'10" Chinese Predators"?

  14. Imitation Dog by pipingguy · · Score: 2, Funny


    Sounds cool and stuff until some Norwegian finds somethingburied in the ice...

  15. Re:Remeber to take sunblock by Jameth · · Score: 2, Funny
    The earth is cool and all, but I think that looking after our own bodies and exploring them would be a lot cooler.

    Our bodies are cool and all, but I think that looking after our molecules and exploring them would be a lot cooler.

    Repeat unto infinity.
    Don't worry. People will stop repeating this thought process right around the exploring their own bodies part.
  16. let me be the first to say... by DrStrangeLoop · · Score: 2, Funny
  17. Leng, here we come! by minotaurcomputing · · Score: 2, Funny

    I wait with baited breath for incomprehensible reports from those noble explorers concerning the ancient plateau city of Leng just east of the Mountains of Madness, built eons ago by the Great Old Ones on the very spot where they first infected our planet.

    -m

  18. Re:The oceans by duggy_92127 · · Score: 4, Funny
    In order to really explore our planet we would have to go down and loot at the oceans too.

    Best. Typo. Ever.

    Doug

  19. Re:Thing are looking up down there by Damek · · Score: 3, Funny

    Dude, everything looks up from down there!