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What's Going On in Canada?
Jack Action writes "Up in Canada, the Privacy Commissioner of the province of British Columbia is recommending an immediate freeze on all outsourcing of public data to US-connected firms, Reuters and the CBC are reporting. After extensive consultations, the Privacy Commissioner has found that the USA Patriot Act threatens the private data of citizens even if they don't live in the USA (repeat: non-Americans are at risk). You can visit the Commissioners website, and download a summary or the full report." And reader digity writes "The long-standing Canadian battle on grey-market satellite dishes took a surprising turn in a Quebec courtroom yesterday. The grounds: freedom of expression. Yet another reason to come to the Great White North!"
Mary Ellen cleaned up the dishes and looked out in the back yard to see where the kids were. They were playing with a wiffle ball and bat. Do I have time? she thought as the pulsing down below continued. Making her decision, she hurried up to her bedroom, quickly closing the door and turning the lock. Suddenly, she felt so naughty. It was the middle of the morning.
As she passed the mirror on the back of the closet door she stopped. She was wearing a pair of baggy shorts and old shirt. A frown crossed her pretty face as she saw herself in a different light. She reached down and pulled her baggy shorts tight and turned so that her buttocks were facing the mirror. The shorts outlined her shapely rear, her panty line showing through. Maybe some new clothes would help! she thought as stared at the contours of her backside. Then she turned this way and that, bending slightly forward. She could feel her vagina continue to pulse with excitement. So Drew drools at this? she thought and a chill ran down her spine. On impulse, she pulled the seat of her shorts upward until the seam buried between her cheeks. "Ohhh!" she moaned when she felt the material touch her "there".
She bit her lip and she felt embarrassed as she looked at the drawer where she hid her pleasure devices. Making her decision, she rushed over and searched in the back, behind her underwear and various other "toys," to find the vibrator she had bought from a mail order catalog. It was long and tapered toward the end with a battery control device. There were rounded ridges up and down the shaft. The commercial said it was ideal for anal pleasure. It was!
Mary Ellen found some lubricant and rushed over to the bed. Her hands were trembling as she stripped off her clothes. She climbed onto the bed and got onto her hands and knees. When she looked back at the closet mirror she gasped. Her buttocks were pointed straight at the mirror and her tiny anal hole was almost pulsing between her cheeks. It was so obscene... but so exciting. Quickly she lubed up the shaft of the clear blue vibrator. Without touching her vagina, she placed the tip on her anus. A moan escaped her lips as she began to press the shaft into her tight hole. She pushed her hips backward and the long shaft began to slip into her.
"Oh Jesus," she moaned as the ridges bumped past her tight sphincter. Suddenly, she began to tremble all over and a vision of her handsome neighbor came into her mind. He was kneeling on the bed behind her and he had his long penis in his hand. It was huge with a large red head that was shining with his sex juice. "Do you want me to lube it?" he asked breathlessly in her fantasy.
"No, just fuck my ass! Please!"
Another groan escaped her lips as she pressed the vibrator deep into her anal canal. She pressed the button that made it squirm. Suddenly, she could feel it vibrating and twisting deep inside her. Her eyes closed tightly as she imagined Drew sliding his large penis into her virgin ass. "Ohhhhh God," she moaned as chills ran up and down her spine. She began to pump the long vibrator in and out between her spread ass cheeks as she spread her legs even wider. The tips of her naked breasts rubbed on the cover making her nipples swell with pleasure and sent ripples though her body. Suddenly every muscle in her body went stiff as waves of pleasure began to consume her. It felt like she might pass out as the long tip of the vibrator brought on spasms deep inside her bowels. It started with little shock waves in her stomach like it always did. Then they began to grow in strength until her entire groin was electrified and her anus pulsed, squeezing the invading tool. Her vagina pulsed as well and juice dripped to the bed. She squeezed her anal muscles on the squirming vibrator and her mouth opened as if to scream. Instead of screaming though, she bit her lip hard-the kids could be in the house now. She gasped and shook as a strong climax consumed her.
Finally, the satisfied woman fell exhaustedly to the be
i have to say HAH! it seems the only thing you get to be free about is having porn in libraries. seriously kids, do something about it. your country doesn't deserve to be so shit.
He's my hero for standing up the US. When will the world realise that it does not have to take shit from the US?
Nice to see that Canada has the balls to stand up the the USA.
They must also be fairly large, as we all know that cold causes shrinkage.
The best parts of it are the strip bars. Don't know what it's like now but 20 years ago we used to go up there just to spend the evening at Jason's or the Latin Quarter because the women were incredibly naked and incredibly beautiful and the exchage rate made it cheaper per dance or drink than going to an american bar right across the border. Walk down the street at 2AM and you could find old people out strolling or eating at a sidewalk cafe. And they have that great healthcare system and a penal system that seems to genuinely be about reform rather than revenge.
Wow, this post is so contrary to reality on so many levels.
Are you talking about the latin quarter in Montreal? Rue St. Catherine? If sooo........
The strip clubs suck. They are filled with Arabs and other "refugees" who spend their entire lives lusting after white women. The strippers are either disgusting refugees or they are poor girls from the countryside forced to sell their bodies because the canadian and quebec economy is fscked.
And old people at 2am?? Yeah right, more like bikers, prostitutes, and drug dealers. St. Catherine Street is probably the most openly criminal city in North America north of the Rio Grande.
And the healthcare system... All I can say is, yeah whatever. That's why so many canadians have supplemental insurance and use it in the US.
And the penal system. It is outright hillarious. Go to Montreal. It is today one of the most dangerous cities out there. The Montreal police are a joke.
I am from New York, I haven't seen a prostitute on the street in over a decade. I haven't seen open drug dealing in the same amount of time. In montreal I get HARASSED by prostitutes. I've heard drug dealers give out price lists for different quantities of coke and heroin. Its crazy!
AND the exchange rate is not that great anymore. I predict MOntreal tourism is going to collapse in the next few years.
I don't read or respond to AC posts
Mexico and Canada, the world's biggest leeches.
Dude, I live on St-Catherine street, and you have no clue what the hell you are talking about. It is the center of downtown Montreal, and it is EXTREMLY safe.
I realize it is a north south artery, but in the context of the message I was responding to, we are talking about the latin quarter, ie St Catherine and St Denis. That is not quite the center of downtown montreal.
Just so you know, after 2am there are police cars EVERYWHERE patrolling on and around St-Catherine.
I'm not saying they aren't there. I am saying they are pussies and ineffectual. It is a travesty they are even referred to as police officers.
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Not at all - CNN is what we call Pentagon TV here in the rest of the world!
Al Jazeera (only an other kind of propaganda TV)
has probably more here:
Really Full Speech
For really objective information I would highly recommend you in the US:
www.occupationwatch.org
www.alternet.org
BTW: Al Jazeera had also more images of fallen childreen in Iraq as CNN showed you in the US clean video games or faked trailers.
-->This is the point Bin Laden made on you in his tape!
If you are facist, racist and don't like minorities Canada is the place to be.
The goverment will compensate you with free US tv stations through satellite and all the US' beer brands you can imagine.
Seig hail Canada Seig hail.
Racism stories at canadaimmigrants.com
It is a massive inferiority complex with borders.