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What Your Choice of Linux Distro Says about You
iter8 writes "NewsForge has an article explaining what your choice of distro says about you. There's no comment on what using Windows or OS X does for your rep. I use Mandrake, so that makes me suave and sophisticated."
"I use Mandrake, so that makes me suave and sophisticated."
In other news, Bud Light gets you lots of chicks. In bikinis. And twins.
Oh, well... It's a Saturday.
Using Caldera says that if your linux install fails, sue someone.
Monstar L
So I'll just make one up:
;) It was tongue-in-cheek.
Slackware users are grumpy, bearded old Unix sysadmins who prefer things be done the "good old fashioned way", making their Linux distro stick to traditional Unix principles, through 10 feet of snow, uphill, both ways!
P.S. I'm a slackware user myself, don't flame me
"Backups are for wimps. Real men upload their data to an FTP site and have everyone else mirror it." -- Linus Torvalds
I don't see any mention of Fedora. Do they expect everyone to believe it's the same as Red Hat's commercial distro?
More likely, we Fedora users are just too good for words.
The difference between spam and poop is that you don't have to dig through septic tanks looking for real food. -- Me
Obviously, theyv'e never seen mine...the only reason that the icons even line up is because the automatic line up feature's enabled. As for my non-computer desktop....it's been declared a Superfund site, and the EPA guys will be along any time now with the hazmat suits.
I guess I'm using the wrong distro, huh?
In Xanadu did Kubla Khan
A stately pleasure dome decree
Gentoo
:)
If John Wayne had been a Linux user, he would have used Gentoo. Gentoo users are pioneers, people who like to live close to the metal, and don't mind hurting themselves on sharp objects. Some feel that Gentoo users are simply lazy louts who always want to have a ready excuse for why they are not doing constructive things with their computer, other than compiling or recompiling the latest kernel, app, or hapless passerby. The official Gentoo motto is, "If it moves, compile it."
Paraphrasing Maddox, Gentoo users are baddases and listen to Pantera. Red Hat users get their nails done and shop for purses.
Ok, i'll shut up now
Slackware users don't need to be compared to the rest of that trash!
;-)
Oops... Did I say that out loud?
http://funroll-loops.org/
Since they didn't cover Slackware, here you go:
Slackware users are paradoxically obsessed with being cutting edge and traditional at the same time. They love to point out that their distro has all the latest programs, but explain that it's ancient installer is 'still up to the task' and that the lack of powerful package management 'leaves them in control'. Slackware users like to do things for themselves and tend to ignore what popular opinion (and logic and reason and all rational thought) says is good.
And, since they didn't include Fedora either, here's that one:
Fedora is synonymous with Red Hat, but many of its users believe that it isn't. The song of the king of the Linux street, Fedora is popular with those who want to be in the middle of the road, but leading the crowd. Unfortunately, they are actually be pushed along from behind, with the silly-hat men leading from behind. Fedora is very loyal to its customers, except when they want something that Red Hat doesn't, in which case they consider the feature risky.
What if I use the distro that I use because it's the only one that I could get to actually work?
Then you must enter an intense period of training to hone your installation skills. Go out now and get a copy of NetBSD and begin. After you can install that, you can return to Linux in triumph, for you will be able to install anything.
I had opened the link in a new tab and was about to read it, and then I caught the "I use Mandrake, so that makes me suave and sophisticated." part, which instantly removed any faith I may have had in the test. ;-)
Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes. --E. W. Dijkstra
I think it would be more fun to pick a Star Trek race for each user to assume at a convention.
Mandrake - Humans. Like it simple and straightforward, but can be badass at need and gets things done.
Redhat - Vulcans. People may not like them, but they do a lot of things right and everyone owes them.
Debian - Romulans. Tough, but strangely elegant. Deserve more respect than they get.
Gentoo - Klingons. Never do it the easy way if there is a hard way - it makes one stronger!
If any MacOSX guys wander in, they get to be the tribbles. Soft, cuddly, and relatively harmless.
Windows users unlucky enough to stray in - the Borg, of course. The one common enemy of everybody else in the room.
"I object to doing things that computers can do." -- Olin Shivers, lispers.org
OpenBSD - You are a paranoid schizophrenic and you think everyone is out to get you. You consider your pores security holes
NetBSD - You take solace in the fact your operating system can run on playstation2 and dreamcast and is thus superior.
m0n0wall - You are the Calista Flockhart of the BSD world. You like to keep your base at six megabytes because anything more would be bloated.
Dragonfly BSD - You are a rebel without a clue. You are against the status quo establishment and all the conformist sheep that follow it. Anybody who questions your judgment can go fork themselves.
FreeBSD-CURRENT - You are a crusader, living on the bleeding edge of the Open Source revolution. You build worlds, merge masters, and slay kernel panic modes with nothing more than an UPDATAING file to defend you.
FreeBSD-STABLE - You are a corporate whore... caring more about production, stability, and uptime than any reasonable person. Your if it ain't broke don't fix it mentality makes OS developers ponder the true purpose and meaning of their life quests.
To blog is sublime
Single White Gentoo-Using Male seeks chique Mandrake-Using Female for late-night RPGing...
/etc/portage/package.mask?
So, what, now instead of knowing that my Sun Sign is Leo with Mercury in ascention, I instead have to be able to recite my USE flags with
BONUS!!!!
To accept binaries is dishonorable.
He whose distro is not compiled from source will never enter the halls of Stovakor.
Any ko'tal who cannot compile his apps to brings dishonor upon his family, and is a weak piece of baktag.
We do not allow the weak to live.
Mod me down and I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine!
Debian: You are like Ayn Rand: you insist that everything in your system be internally consistent, at the expense of nobody else being able to understand you.
Red Hat: You want to be Microsoft, except without the jackboots and the viruses. Well ... maybe the jackboots.
SuSE: You remember how fascist and self-righteous the Novell administrator for your high school was? Surprise -- that's you!
Knoppix: You're good at getting Windows users to try Linux. But hey -- they're Windows users.
Mepis: You sound like a child talking about urinating.
Fedora: You eat Nike cheeseburgers and wear McDonald's sneakers, to show that you are not a corporate whore.
Linspire: You are root. All the time. Isn't that k3wl? Here, have a virus!
Debian - Nerd
Gentoo - Nerd
Knoppix - Nerd
Linspire - Nerd that shops at Walmart
Mandrake - Nerd
MEPIS - Nerd
Red Hat - Nerd
Slackware - Nerd
SUSE - Nerd
Glonoinha the MebiByte Slayer
I don't use a distro. I do everything myself. I even make my own shoes. I am a bad ass.
My first computer was a mancala, and I was so bad ass that I programmed my own version of doom using nothing but red pebbles -- and after that I wrote a C++ compiler for an analog pinball machine (you think that compiling all that crap for gentoo is a pain in the ass for your pentium 200? this thing had to do like, 6-multiball play for three months straight before KDE was finished, but now I just use it to run TCPdump on the cluster of pinball machines I've got in my house).
I'm still trying to get X-windows running on my toaster, but the video card is REALLY obscure so I may have to write the driver myself. For security, I'm using 4096-bit ssl connection between the plug and the wall, and I'm taking notes from OpenBSD by encrypting the crumbs at the bottom so some script kiddie from Finland doesn't know what kind of bread I've been eating.
I'm moving forward to cyborg stuff -- I'm going to start small by getting LOGO installed on a baby tortoise, but I need to find a good wireless protocol (WEP = weak encryption protocol. ha!) to send commands to it. I don't want the NSA to know what goes on between me and my tortoise.