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Clothing For Gadget Guys

Andru Edwards writes "In an article looking at the advancements in clothing for gear loving professionals, it becomes apparent that you no longer need to sacrifice your gadgets for style. SCOTTeVEST has recently released a sport jacket, khakis, and tie all specifically tailored with hidden pockets and compartments for businessmen who don't want to leave their tech at home. The clothing includes an integrated tunnel system which allows you to hide all the wires affiliated with your devices within the lining of the item, aptly dubbed the "Personal Area Network"."

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  1. Hidden cargo pants by atomic-penguin · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Is that an iPod in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"

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    1. Re:Hidden cargo pants by dedeman · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, more appropriately,

      Is that a thumbdrive in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

  2. POTUS! by blether · · Score: 4, Funny

    From the site:

    Rumor has it that the POTUS himself spotted one of these garments on a Secret Service Agent and insisted on one of his own - complete with a presidential seal.

    That says all you need to know.

  3. PAN-handle. by purduephotog · · Score: 2, Funny

    So when a tech guy gets laid off from the IT dept after being outsourced to India and is begging for money on the street, is his Personal Area Network - handling legal?

  4. And your gf says Is that by Timesprout · · Score: 3, Funny

    Your mobile ?

    Your Sat phone?

    Your PDA?

    Your iPod?

    Your USB key fob?


    Oh... so you _are_ happy to see me then

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    1. Re:And your gf says Is that by Faustust · · Score: 2, Funny


      What are you talking about?

      All nerds are happy to see their compu ... girlfriend.

  5. Re:Weight by fireboy1919 · · Score: 4, Funny

    No, that ends up not being a problem.

    See, you have to sell all your tech stuff to afford the jacket and pants. What you actually end up putting in the pockets is tissues to wipe your eyes while you mourn the passing of your beloved gadgets.

    As far as womens clothing, have you ever seen a dress with pockets? Or shirts for women with shirtpockets? Not that they'd necessarily make dresses for women, but it shows the point: you don't get a lot of pockets on dresses. And yet, somehow, womens clothing is often more expensive.

    How can they compete? Their clothing has (unsightly?) pockets, unlike the apparently desirable non-functional women's clothing.

    What they should really do is make lingerie, since women wear that for guys anyway. Just picture it: first, think of the most attractive woman you've seen in lingerie. Now imagine that inside that lingerie has hidden gadgets in it. To me, that attractive woman is now much more well-endowed.

    Of course, this would only work based upon the assumption that geek guys have significant others, so...I don't know. Probably wouldn't work.

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  6. Re:Ah yes... by Aloekak · · Score: 5, Funny
    From the story: "The clothing includes an integrated tunnel system which allows you to hide all the wires affiliated with your devices within the lining of the item..."

    Quote: Isn't it amazing how technology simplifies our lives?

    Oh, I can certainly see how this would simplify my life. Picture this:
    1. Get Vest, Kahkis, Backpack.
    2. Hide mp3 player, digital camera connected to laptop in backpack, etc.
    3. Run wires for headphones and other gadgets.
    4. Go board plane.
  7. Re:Weight by karnal · · Score: 4, Funny

    inside that lingerie has hidden gadgets in it.

    Lingerie already has hidden gadgets in it. It's called boobies.

    Just gotta get the lingerie off her.....

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  8. Re:Ah yes... by freedom_india · · Score: 4, Funny
    4. Go board plane.

    5. Next stop: Guantanamo !!!

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  9. Re:Can you say tool? by iDrifter · · Score: 2, Funny

    Scott eVest v3.....$129.99
    Scott ePants.......$129.99 (est.)
    Hardware to fill pockets... in the thousand$
    Getting padded down by the law enforcement agency .... Priceless.

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  10. Fabric contraceptive by boringgit · · Score: 4, Funny

    Imagine the scene - you have been out avter work for a few drinks, met up with a lovely lady (guy - whatever your taste). Things are going well, you are back at her place...

    Passions are rising, you are ripping off each others clothes, then you realise that she is just about to hurl your trousers (pants), containing a months paycheck worth of kit across the room.

    I have as many gadgets as the next geek, but by putting them in a bag I get to rip of my clothes with wanton abandon! (not that I get the chance as often as I would like!)

    1. Re:Fabric contraceptive by Justin205 · · Score: 2, Funny

      You think anyone who has one of these has the chance that their clothes will be ripped off?

      Ok, so maybe in a stripsearch...

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  11. President Bush has a gadget suit!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Appearantly President Bush is one of the first ones to wear and advocate such a suit:

    http://www.salon.com/news/feature/2004/10/29/bul ge /

  12. Re:Wait a second by bunnyman · · Score: 2, Funny

    Since puberty.

  13. The last thing I need... by GreenPenInc · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... is a network in my, *ahem*, "Personal Area".

    1. Re:The last thing I need... by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sing it with me:

      There's a LAN party in my pants and I want you all to cum. . . . Humiliation!

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  14. Re:Wait a second by Thaelon · · Score: 2, Funny

    Since when do the nerds/geeks worry about clothing style?

    Since some of us want to have more than a plutonic relationship with a living breathing female human.

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  15. Personal area network? by JakiChan · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's hardly a new term, since that's also used in describing Bluetooth networks (i.e. your phone, PDA, and headset all talking wirelessly). And personally, I like the idea of this stuff all talking wirelessly anyway.

    However, given how fat I am, my Personal Area Network is probably a Wide Area Network....

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    1. Re:Personal area network? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Yo' momma so fat, her Personal Area Network needs a retransmitter!

  16. Yeah, and another good thing about it by Duke+Machesne · · Score: 2, Funny

    You can put your weed in there.

  17. Re:Dockers mobile pants by nusratt · · Score: 2, Funny

    "I have 5 pair of Docker mobile pants I wear on a daily basis"

    So, what idiosyncracy requires that you change your pants 4 times in one day?

  18. Re:Is it worth the price? by floydman · · Score: 2, Funny

    I can buy a nice trenchcoat (personal style, they don't have it) and sew interior black pockets for almost nothing.

    Do you by any chance use Genetoo?

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