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Pre-Election Discussion

With the US Presidential Election getting started tomorrow, this story is your official chance to discuss the issues of the election with other Slashdot readers. And no matter what you decide, if you can, just get out and vote tomorrow.

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  1. Remember! by Leroy_Brown242 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Vote early! Vote Often!

  2. Longest Election Season Ever by eln · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'll just be glad when this whole stupid thing is over. I'm so sick of all of the election coverage.

    I look forward to seeing who won the election sometime in late December.

  3. Ob. by mcmonkey · · Score: 5, Funny

    Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.

    1. Re:Ob. by rizzo · · Score: 3, Funny

      I am Clin-Ton! As overlord, all will kneel trembling before me and obey my brutal commands.

      End communication.

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  4. Here goes. by captnitro · · Score: 4, Funny

    Let's do some unscientific polling.

    Introducing 'Geek Code Election 2004'.

    VOTE
    (Bu)ush
    (Ke)erry
    (Bk)dnarik
    (Na)der
    (P e)routka

    PARTY AFFILIATION
    (R)epublican
    (D)emocrat
    (G)reen
    (B )rown
    (C)onstitution
    (L)ibertarian
    (W)hig
    (J)e di

    You work it out, I don't know.

    CONFIDENCE

    ++ Like candidate a lot
    + Like candidate
    X Neutral about candidate
    - Don't like candidate, but voting for them
    -- Really don't like candidate, but voting for them
    # Better than incumbent.

    and state. Group multiple elements in parens.

    I'm a Ke(X#)DVA.

    REMEMBER TO YANNO, VOTE TOMORROW ALSO, SLASHDOT DOESN'T COUNT

    1. Re:Here goes. by TheFlyingGoat · · Score: 4, Funny

      Bu++RWI

      Hmm... Bu++ looks like Butt. :(

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    2. Re:Here goes. by leerpm · · Score: 3, Funny

      Va(++)ICs. (Vader, Imperial, Coruscant)

      Signed,
      Emperor Palpatine

  5. Bush and I'm not afraid to admit it. by winkydink · · Score: 4, Funny

    Even while in France last week.

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  6. Wrong candidates by supun · · Score: 5, Funny

    Can I vote for the judges who will decide this election instead?

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  7. Re:This "story" is click bait by Rei · · Score: 5, Funny

    Don't worry. All of these stories will go away after the election and subsequent four-week recount and 2 month healing period. :P

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  8. Re:This "story" is click bait by byolinux · · Score: 4, Funny

    You can see the ads on Slashdot? You must be new here.

  9. Re:This "story" is click bait by FooGoo · · Score: 4, Funny

    I agree. I would mod you up but I am only voting once this week.

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  10. Re:This "story" is click bait by avandesande · · Score: 4, Funny

    the reason they added a politics section is so you could add it to your filter list

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  11. Re:Please.... by I'm+Spartacus! · · Score: 5, Funny

    if you're just voting because someone told you to, please don't vote.

    Unless they told you to vote against Bush. Then it's OK!

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  12. Discussion Summary by clinko · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm right. You're Wrong.

  13. Re:This "story" is click bait by KilobyteKnight · · Score: 5, Funny
    I agree. I would mod you up but I am only voting once this week.

    Only once? You obviosuly aren't up on current voting techniques.
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  14. Re:This "story" is click bait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny
    Also, I have a three-digit user id, so don't tell me I don't know how slashdot used to be.

    Oh yeah??? Well I have a one-digit user ID.

    Signed,
    Anonymous Coward

  15. Analysis of discussion so far by HarveyBirdman · · Score: 5, Funny
    Instances:

    - Mindless slogans: 93,451
    - Ideological smog: 878,102
    - Lies: 200,289
    - Conspiracy theories: 1,623,933
    - Trying to reduce the mind-numbing complexity of the modern world into a two step process for global utopia: 890,105
    - Urban myths: 115,936
    - Party line mantras: 278,102
    - Thoughtful content: 3
    - Snotty instance analysis: 1

    Here's a better way to vote. Those of you supporting Kerry slit your wrists. Those of you supporting Bush shoot yourselves in the head. We'll count the classify the corpses accurately. Honestly. We will. Really.

    Reason magazine had the best cover. It showed a picture of Bush and one of Kerry. The cover said, "Good news. One of these guys is going to lose. Bad news. One of these guys is going to win."

    Keep drinking the Kool-aid, folks. Hopefully the ELE asteroid is coming soon to put an end to all this.

    Go ahead. Mod me flamebait while marking the "BushKerry is a poopiehead who wants to eat my baby/kitten/grandma" posts as +99 Insightful.

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  16. Cthulhu for President! by HeghmoH · · Score: 3, Funny

    Why vote for a lesser evil?

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  17. Re:Voting for the "Lesser of 2 Evils" by Hulkster · · Score: 3, Funny

    So if you don't like the two Puny Human Candidates, vote for HULK since the Big Green Guy is running for President!

  18. Re:This "story" is click bait by LSD-OBS · · Score: 5, Funny

    Actually, I checked up on Foo Goo (id #98336) and he actually died 6 years ago

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  19. Re:Politics of Slashdot by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 4, Funny
    Or just join my Engineering party. We are only concerned about what works in production, and we aren't particularly squemish about how it all operates. If a huge federal program works in one case, we're for it. If a deregulated business environment works better in another, we're for it.

    What we don't believe in is pandering to a special interest. Unless of course that special interest produces results.

    We will also distinguish ourselves from other parties in deliberately NOT taking a stand. We have no axe to grind about this or that issue. We are really only concerned with providing you, the taxpayer, with a quality product.

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  20. Re:Voting for the "Lesser of 2 Evils" by mr_z_beeblebrox · · Score: 3, Funny

    is voting for evil!

    And evil will always win, because good is dumb!

  21. Re:Well said by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 4, Funny
    Reminds me of the Monty Python sketch wherein Eric Idle looks for an argument, but only gets contradiction instead...

    No he didn't.

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  22. Re:This "story" is click bait by aled · · Score: 4, Funny

    You don't even have an user ID!!! you must be a terrorist!

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  23. Re:Politics of Slashdot by astar · · Score: 4, Funny

    I sometimes advocate that all laws be written in COBOL, not lisp. Think of the benefits. More tech jobs for old techies. Machine executable. And with development cycles what they are, less laws. Maybe we could also retire some of the worse politicians, since they cannot say anything that would make sense to a computer. Might eliminate some lawyers from office too. But maybe lisp would be better.