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NASA Plans Robotic Lunar Scouts

bleckywelcky writes "NASA's plan to send robotic scouts to the moon in advance of astronauts is starting to take shape, but politics and the presidential election are stalling progress. Yet, NASA is already designing the first of the robotic explorers. The Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter would return a global topographical map of the moon, measure deep space radiation in lunar orbit and attempt to find water ice at the lunar poles. Read the whole story."

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  1. Jesus, what next? by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sure sure, and next thing you know they'll tell you they'll send a man on the moon. Sheesh...

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  2. Backwards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ummm... isn't this a bit backwards? First send men, wait 30 years then send robots?

    1. Re:Backwards by Zackbass · · Score: 3, Funny

      In that case, NK better get its ass in gear! We've got a lot of space to explore!

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    2. Re:Backwards by Rand+Huck · · Score: 3, Funny

      Considering the comment I replied to was scored Insightful with a 5 rating, I'm not the only one.

    3. Re:Backwards by logpoacher · · Score: 3, Funny
      Sigh. I'm sitting here with a fistful of mod-points to give away, and this thread's just way over my head. Do I mod the original joke "funny", and then the serious reply "overrated"? How do I mod the serious replier's retort?

      Way too complex. I know! I'll describe the dilemma - and then you guys'll know how much trouble you've caused me ... plus, I won't be able to mod the discussion! Moral crisis averted .... ok, hitting Submit

  3. Lunar Scouts by gtkuhn · · Score: 5, Funny

    Will they get special moon badges?

    1. Re:Lunar Scouts by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 2, Funny

      Just wait till they send the girl scouts, then you'll get the moon cookies...

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    2. Re:Lunar Scouts by serutan · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sure they do! I think Elroy Jetson is in Lunar Scouts.

  4. Long day by Thng · · Score: 3, Funny
    I read the title as "NASA Plans Robotic Lunar Scots"

    Was wondering what kind of kilts the robots would have.

    1. Re:Long day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      When I initially read your post, I saw: That, people, concludes the Slashbot lesson for the day... and wondered if those were the same robots in the main article. Damn, I need more coffee.

  5. So when is NASA... by dokebi · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...going to do a surface magnetic scan to look for the Monolith?

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    1. Re:So when is NASA... by TheGavster · · Score: 2, Funny

      They missed the deadline 3 years ago, and figured that it wasn't worth the late fee.

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  6. Backwards? No... by Savage-Rabbit · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... not really.

    1. Fork out an obscene amount of money to get men to the moon.
    2. Spend 30 years getting increasingly pissed of while watching the tinfoil hat crowd trying to prove those men were never there.
    3. Get fed up with it and send in the robots to prove them wrong.

    Of course we all know that even if NASA does take the time to drive a moonrover righ up to some of the equipment left on the moon by the Apollo expeditions and filmed the stuff those crackpots will still go on claiming the whole thing is staged. But it would be fun to see how long it takes them to come up with a new theory, I'm predicting .... ummm ... five minutes?

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