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China's Superior Technologies

paRcat writes "Still think China is a land too far away from everything? This article compares some of China's common uses of technology to what we're accustomed to in the West. With the genius traffic lights and the cell phone coverage... I'm kinda jealous."

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  1. But by cubicledrone · · Score: 3, Funny



    We're installing breakfast nooks and berber carpeting all on credit at 28% interest compounded daily! We have Disney trademark paint color choices at Home Repo! We're modern too!

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  2. WOW YEAH! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I wish I lived in China for the neat cell phone coverage. As long as I didn't value my fucking freedom more than a flimflam trinket, that would be swell!

    Let's all go to China! I love political repression and torture! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

  3. Pants Hemming by glowimperial · · Score: 3, Funny

    Although not a technilogical breakthrough, I am super jealous that you can get pants hemmed in-store, in minutes. I am 5' 3" and I have to have all of my pants hemmed. I have a sewing machine, and can do this myslef, but I hate doing it. Either start doing this or I'm moving to China, Dammit!

  4. Advanced traffic lights? by cswiii · · Score: 4, Funny

    Are they seeing the same ones that I saw when I was there? ;).

    1. Re:Advanced traffic lights? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Yes

    2. Re:Advanced traffic lights? by The+Wookie · · Score: 3, Funny

      That would explain the driver's manual that says "The green and red light to be going and stopping when lighted."

  5. Re:Come on, superior technology? by cubicledrone · · Score: 2, Funny

    Gotta admit that stoplight timer technology sounds good.

    Oh, everyone has stoplight timers now. I think this is the programming:

    if (LATE_FOR_WORK)
    green() || construction();
    else if (ON_TIME)
    red(minutes(5));
    else
    red();

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  6. Well sure, but ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... you'll still be hungry again in half an hour! (Trolling off-topic, I know -- but it was worth it.)

  7. Re:Superior? by Indy+Media+Watch · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sad.

    You live in Sweden and have been too busy playing with gadgets to notice hot blondes everywhere

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  8. Re:Parking, Transit Debit, Lights that Blink--In M by Life2Short · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yeah, but it's not as easy to get Chinese food...

  9. Re:Great... by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 4, Funny

    until the Chinese start spending money that they don't have, then they will not be able to rival the USA for consumerism.

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  10. Re:Come on, superior technology? by itwerx · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...which in return will cause people to run red lights.

    Oh yeah, they never do that now... :)

  11. Re:Statistics by VagaStorm · · Score: 4, Funny

    How much a nerd does one need to be in order to trade cellphone coverage for freedom? This is a trick question, right :)

  12. Re:Wow, by Lally+Singh · · Score: 2, Funny

    They can just take ours, we're not using it anymore...

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  13. Re:Superior? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    You poor deprived soul. It's not that we don't notice, it's just that remarking on the fact would be like remarking on all the air we have. Women that would stop traffic in America are as common as autumn leaves. We shuffle through them on the way to the car.

  14. Simple explanation by SuperKendall · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well, I'm sure the reason for this is they have a more advanced system that ourselves - currently lots of people run red lights in the US. But, when is it safe to do so?

    Enter the Red-Red/Red-Green light. Now the light just stays red all the time, since you're going to run it anyway - but the green light tells you when it's safe to run, and the second red tells you when it's safe to stop!

    Taking away the yellow makes it a simple state transition that reduces incidences of people speeding up for a light. And both directions change instantly, making it far more efficient as you never have an awkward moment when cars are not going through an intersection.

    Yes sir, that is is traffic light of the future.

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  15. Re:Would it be stupid of me.... by X_Bones · · Score: 2, Funny

    you know, it's ok if your paragraphs are more than two sentences long. Really. People do it all the time.

  16. The Caveat by Hershmire · · Score: 2, Funny

    How good is cell phone reception inside a political prison?

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  17. Re:Absolutely untrue myth about Sweden by M_de_A · · Score: 2, Funny

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    Hmmm. Are you sure you're not in Canada?