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2004 Election Weirdness Continues
I've read dozens of submissions about election anomalies in the last week and they show no sign of slowing so I've decided to post a few of the main ones here to let you all discuss them. The first is the Common Dreams report
that shows that
optically scanned votes have a strange anomoly in florida: the Touchscreen counties roughly matched up to party registration numbers, but optically scanned paper ballot counties showed strangeness like one county where 69.3% registered democrat, but only 28% of them voted for Kerry.
Palm Beach County, Florida logged 88,000 more votes than there were voters;
that machines in LaPorte, Indiana discounted 50,000 voters;
in Columbus, Ohio voting machines gave Bush an extra 4,000 votes;
in Broward County, Florida voting machines were counting backwards;
Lastly,
precincts in New Mexico gave provisional ballots that will never be counted to as many as 10% of all their voters.
It's all a democratic ploy to discredit or dethrone our duly elected Pope. The first rule of the Democratic process is: Do not talk about the Democratic process. The second rule of the Democratic process is: Do not question the Democratic process...
Clearly the voting machines in my home state of FL were deployed pre-programmed to elect the Governor's Brother...until they took on a life of their own and started killing people.
That is all.
Officials found the software used in Broward can handle only 32,000 votes per precinct. After that, the system starts counting backward.
Rule #1: Do not use signed shorts to count the total number of votes.
What about the real story, that George Bush is attempting to eliminate his enemies? This should be front-page news.
You probably shouldn't click this.
I don't trust this government.
I hereby revoke your membership in the tinfoil hat club. The correct phrasing is I don't trust government.
Your statement implies there is/was/will be a government you trust. That thought is just plain scary.
-Charles
Learning HOW to think is more important than learning WHAT to think.
Is there anywhere I can invest in tinfoil futures?
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Kerry conceided, and there's no take-backs.
int douche = 0; int turdSandwich = 0; if(voteFor = 'BUSH') douche++; else turnSandwich++;
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Secretary of State spokeswoman Jenny Nash said all counties using this system had been told that such problems would occur if a precinct is set up in a way that would allow votes to get above 32,000
Somebody PLEASE tell me that that has nothing to do with 32,000 being close to the maximum value of a signed 16-bit number.
Who writes this software?
Like all pain, suffering is a signal that something isn't right
Let's get ready to RUUUUUMMMMMBLE!
We're talking about counting ballots. These are macroscopic measurements, and any actual physicist (not a pretend one, like you) should understand that there's no problem at all in measuring things accurately unless they're really tiny and moving really fast. Either you're a liar or the most incompetent physicist ever.
I bet if you got pulled over for speeding you'd try to convince the cop that there's no way he could possibly accurately measure your speed and at the same time know what road you were driving on.
Don't blame me; I'm never given mod points.
Your statement implies there is/was/will be a government you trust. That thought is just plain scary.
Yeah, I was going to trust a government that was run solely by me, but that was because I paid myself off...little do I know I'm double crossing myself, and won't really support myself when it comes time to vote.
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...generally making both parties appear far more unappealing than they already are.
That's possible?
Maybe a lot of people -liked- what happened in the Bush administration.
This is my sig.
Hagel's name is circulating as a possible candidate for President in 2008. Don't be surprised if he wins :)
@de_machina
FRAUD! TOTALITARIAN MANIPULATION OF THE MASSES! TO ARMS! ANARCHY IN THE STREETS!
/.ers are about this sort of thing....
The Republican dogs will be the first with their backs agains the wall, now that the revolution is he-
Er, what was that? This is normal? Er, sorry. *blush* Disregard that last bit about the 'Revolution' and all. I blame the author of the article. They know how touchy we
HA! I just wasted some of your bandwidth with a frivolous sig!
I hereby revoke your membership in the tinfoil hat club.
Liar, you don't have the power. There's only one member of the Tinfoil Hat Club who holds the power to revoke membership, and he/she would never reveal himself to Them by actually using it.
The enemies of Democracy are
Nevada has the best machines with paper trail for every vote.
Bush won Nevada
Yeah, that is why I only choose to do business with companies that store their credit card numbers on little sticky notes...much more secure.
They even told me that they like to keep the said sticky notes in a "lock box".
So, I feel really safe now.
You know the voting system is flawed when you pull a lever to register your vote and the toilet flushes.
We're not sore losers. This election was stolen.
Use a #3 pencil?
Didn't fill in the bubble completely?
Sounds great, but it looks a bit rushed. The East would bring back slavery and bomb the West for fear of WMDs, everyone going to Nader's Hawaii would forget their boats, and Badnarik's Alaska would be overtaken by Canada after three days.
Hmm..
I am NOT a number! I am a - oh wait, I'm number 761710. Look! 761710!
I have 2 pens on my desk. I could count them repeatedly for years
Gotta love union jobs...
Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known. -- Carl Sagan
I think it's inappropriate to refute his post with such floccinaucinihilipilification.
I for one welcome our new Fundamentalist Fascist Neo-Con Corporate War Monger Overlords.