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Automated Sentry Robots

Posted by michael on from the angry-cat dept.

jimbob5 writes "New Scientist reports that you can now buy your own automated Room Defender. 'Who would like this gift? Any child, or anyone who saw the director's cut of Aliens and dreamed of owning one of those automated sentries.'" The New Scientist gift guide looks pretty useful.

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  1. Alien by clinko · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Just don't cut it open or milk will shoot out of it.

  2. The truth about porn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I like boys. 14 is good, but 16 is better. Cock size is important. And can they cum? That's the whole deal here, the whole "enchalada". Young tight bods just waiting to expload. Trust me, you buy porn? Just go down to the corner and buy a boy and girl and pay them to fuck on your couch.

  3. Re:um first post by rmiller021 · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    GOD DAMMIT STOP IT NOW. Remember posting just for the sake of being fist makes god cry. In the event that you don't believe in a higher being, it also makes people think that you are a fucking moron. So Mr. Dumb ass please leave slashdot now

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    What happened to my robot, I was promised a robot.
  4. Re:Exit the room or there will be... trouble! by pclminion · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    You wouldn't be modded down anyway, due to your 2 digit UID.