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Proof That Nature Hates A Fraud

An anonymous reader writes "Scientists have known for years that insects and animals use distinct markings as status badges. Now, by staging wasp fights, researchers have learned that cheaters never win. Wimpy wasps painted with the markings reserved for a leader get beat up. Even if the fakes win, they still get harassed afterward. The study leader likened it to what might happen to a 97-pound weakling who walks around wearing a black belt. Sooner or later ..."

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  1. Uh oh. by deemaunik · · Score: 3, Funny

    So my plan to get the Alpha Beta Letterman's Jacket and replace my Lambda Lambda Lambda one will fail? Oh noes. I'm doomed!

  2. Star bellied sneeches had bellies with stars by Col.+Klink+(retired) · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...but the plain bellied sneeches had none upon thars.

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  3. Only a matter of time... by nekoniku · · Score: 3, Funny

    Coming soon to ESPN2: Extreme Wasp Fighting!

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  4. If that's true... by Scaba · · Score: 3, Funny

    Cool. Does this mean we'll be rid of Dubya before 2008?

  5. Re:weakling by Planesdragon · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I know some 97 pound black belts who can kick your ass through the room.

    And when they meet a 194 lbs black belt, they probably get thrown in turn. "All else being equal, the stronger man wins."

    A true "black belt" wouldn't walk around with the belt showing in any case; doing so only invites aggrivation, and gives away the small man's most important method of defense: underestimation.

  6. This is idiotic by itwerx · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The whole premise of this article is silly. They're assuming that A - those markings are the only signals and B - that they can reproduce them well enough to fool the other wasps.
    Hello?!? McWasp?!? (Er, McFly!)

    1. Re:This is idiotic by RobertB-DC · · Score: 2, Funny

      The whole premise of this article is silly. They're assuming that A - those markings are the only signals and B - that they can reproduce them well enough to fool the other wasps.

      Also the article inadvertenty noted another problem:

      Assuming the honest wasps weren't just reacting to the odor of Testor's, there must be some way they sleuthed out the imposters.

      They were joking, but think about it -- we know that insects see a very different range of colors than we do. Did they make sure that the paints they used were exact mimics of the natural colors in *all* wavelengths? Or do both colors look like the wasp equivalent of this or this in the infrared?

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  7. Re:weakling by fourtwo · · Score: 5, Funny

    But now that this news is out there, maybe a real blackbelt will wear his belt to advertise the fact that he is not a fraud. Then when he is attacked by someone who assumes that he is a weakling impersonating a blackbelt impersonating a weakling impersonating a blackbelt, he can use his new method of defense, "misunderestimation."

  8. The ultimate zoology nerd prank... by iamlucky13 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Putting "kick me" signs on animals backs.

  9. Re:Ermm... by Rene_Daley · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Duh. Yes, a person's weight and strength directly impact his/her effectiveness as a fighter. This is precisely why boxers, wrestlers, and other martial artists compete against people in their weight class. All other things being equal, if you put a bantamweight boxer in the ring with a heavyweight boxer, 99.9% (pulling this stat from a place where the sun doesn't shine) of the time the heavyweight will win (the other .1% involves a heart attack). Sure, a 97 pound weakling with a black belt might be able to beat the fat kid that everyone remembers from high school (or is that the average /. reader, is there a diff?). That does not justify your statement that weight/strength "has very little do with how well you fight." If everything other than wtrength/weight is equal, strength/weight plays a direct role in how dangerous a person is. There's a reason you gave your lunch money to the bigger kids -- they were bigger and more dangerous! Catch a clue.

  10. Black Belts by Ralman · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hey, I wear a black belt, a black leather belt. It is the only color belt that goes with my all black outfit.

    Hey a guy has got to do something to scare and itimidate the other coworkers away so I can read slashdot.

  11. This rocks! by PrvtBurrito · · Score: 2, Funny
    Wasp fights, as a scientist, I went in to the wrong damn field.

    BUT, a movie quote does come to mind:

    some dude: I could beat you in a fair fight.
    capt sparrow: That's not much incentive for me to fight fair, then, is it?

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  12. Legal? by Spudley · · Score: 3, Funny

    Staging wasp fights? I can't believe that's legal.

    I mean... they banned cock fighting, bear baiting and dog fights years ago! How come wasps don't get protection?. :D

    Ah well... I guess even entomologists need the excitement of work place betting occasionally. ;)

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    1. Re:Legal? by jlapier · · Score: 2, Funny

      those WASPs voted for a war president, let them duke it out....

  13. Re:weakling by Planesdragon · · Score: 3, Informative

    Strength matters, and reach matters, but skill matters considerably more than either.

    Very true. Which is why I didn't say "green belt" or "random punk." When our meter of skill is "black belt", we can assume identical values for skill given identical variables.

    If the smaller man is more skilled, or actually is stronger, the larger man is out of luck. But I think a 97-pound strong man would have to be less than four feet tall (i.e., REALLY small) to have a greater lift/weight ratio than the 194 lbs man -- and if you're measuring unadjusted dead lift and the 194 lbs. man is fit, the 97 lbs man is going to be noticably shaped well beyond the human norm.

  14. pheremones et. al by MankyD · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Aren't there things other than markings that might distinguish a leader? Chemical scents and flying patterns and what not. Does the fake even know that the scientists have made him a leader? If not, how is he to try to assert himself?

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  15. Been there by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Just before my first day at Junior High, my older sister told me to put a big-ass comb in my pocket. This was a status symbol back then.

    But, people kept grabbing the comb and tossing it all over the place. I couldn't do anything about it. I was not strong enough (back then) and did not have enough buddies to help. The fact that I could not get the comb back was an ad for further abuse. No more status combs for me.

  16. Re:Ermm... by Rene_Daley · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You deliberately mischaracterize what I wrote. I never claimed that strength/weight were the only determinative factors. I stated that strength/weight had a direct relationship to a person's effectiveness as a fighter. If a 97 pound weaking with no training, and a 197 pound strongman with no training were involved in a fight, you can say goodbye to the 97 pound weakling. You indicate that you have been in, and won, fights with people significantly larger than yourself. You never indicate if these people have the same training you do. As I stated in my original post, all other things being equal, strength/weight directly impact how well a person fights. Bigger people hit harder. Bigger people can take more physical abuse. On the con side, bigger people get tired faster (it takes a lot more energy to fight when you are big). Answer me this, if strength/weight do not matter, why is it that women are abused by men much more often than vice versa. Strength/weight do matter. So does training. So does natural aptitude.

  17. other way around? by 1nv4d3r · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Do 'leader' wasps that are painted to look weak still get respect?

  18. beer-quiche game by k2enemy · · Score: 2, Interesting
    sounds similar to a frequently used pedantic game in game theory called the beer-quiche game. basic idea is that a wimp can send a signal of being tough by drinking beer rather than eating quiche (which he prefers) in order to avoid getting beaten up.

    as always, google has more info

  19. Re:Natural Loophole ? by Forbman · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Well, if you go into a commercial chicken house, and paint red spots on a couple of chickens, those chickens will get pecked to death (oddly enough, they don't do it if they're coverd with shit). With my own chickens, they seem to like pecking at my preety, shiny wedding ring. It's not bad when they're 3 weeks old, but by the time they're 8 weeks old, they're big enough that it starts to hurt.

    Our sheep, we tried putting coats on them this summer. Well, we didn't get them all coated. The ones that were coated were ostracised by the rest of the flock... But once we got them all coated a couple of weeks later, they all seemed to realize quickly that they all had coats on, and they adjusted soon enough amd were back to behaving normally.