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Will Wind Power Change Earth's Climate?

lommer writes "The Globe and Mail is currently running an article on a recent wind power study. A group of Canadian and American scientists has modelled the effects of introducing massive amounts of wind farms into North America and have come up with surprising results. While still having only 1/5th the impact of fossil fuels, wind power will still adjust the earth's climate with the equatorial regions warmed while the arctic grows colder. Could this be a boon for the nuclear lobby, or is this just further evidence for a diversified power-generating system?"

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  1. Finally! by LinuxRulz · · Score: 3, Funny

    Wow! so we can affect temperature by building wind farms.
    Just hope they will build a lot of these north of my town so we can stop that freezing north wind.

    1. Re:Finally! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I think these scientists are exagerating a bit ...

      Yeah scientists always do that. No wait, it's a plot against America!

    2. Re:Finally! by garroo · · Score: 0, Funny

      All these so called "Wind Experts" can just blow me. :-)

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  2. Woohoo! by hypergreatthing · · Score: 2, Funny

    This means it will reverse global warming.

  3. Mix and match! by nightsweat · · Score: 1, Funny

    Have big windmill/fans pointing at the nuclear plants so the radioactive steam goes AROUND my house and hits Indiana.

    They won't notice.

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    the major advances in civilization are processes which all but wreck the societies in which they occur - A.N. White
  4. windy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    I know that on a cold day, when I emit a little wind, my midsection gets warmer.....

  5. This blows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    So does this mean the United States is going to start invading windy countries?

    1. Re:This blows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Shhhh... Liberating, you mean LIBERATING windy countries.

    2. Re:This blows by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Funny

      So does this mean the United States is going to start invading windy countries?

      Well, there is plenty of hot air in D.C. going around.

      Then they gotta find something to frame Holland for. Ahah! Those tips of those up-turned wooden shoes must be to make lighting shoe-bomb fuses easier.

  6. Re:Newton's laws can't be repealed by bleakcabal · · Score: 5, Funny

    Don't listen to him ! It's just this kind of thinking which is keeping people from investing in my perpetual motion machine !

  7. For the environment, everybody go, and... by Spoing · · Score: 4, Funny
    ...kill yourself.

    Be quick about it, OK? OH, and when you kill yourself, do it in a forest by yourself so that you can be converted into plant material with the minimum of impact.

    We can't get all of that last fifth of the 5 fifths -- though you worthless schmuck should do your part ASAP and stop ruining the environment with each extra breath or moment that you block the wind.

    Thanks!

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  8. hmmm... by mangnato89 · · Score: 4, Funny

    would it help if they make the turbines spin the other way?

  9. You obviously haven't seen The Matrix by JavaTHut · · Score: 2, Funny

    Or else you'd know all we have to do is plug a couple cables into Daryl McBride and, combined with an advanced form of fusion, we can have an infinite self-renewing energy source.

    Then again, perhaps it wouldn't be such a bad idea to at least try ...

  10. Re:Having stood next to one of these things by g-san · · Score: 4, Funny

    Quite an amazing piece of gear; if you ever get the chance to get up close to one, take it.

    take it? and where the heck am I gonna go with a big noisy windmill sticking out of my pocket?

  11. Re:Kyoto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny
    t is well that the US does not sign it. Too much emphasis has been put on this treaty, not surprisingly from those who are effected least from it climatically (China/India/Mexico) and who are encouraging those to sign who it will impact the most (Russia/USA).

    Wow, agreeing with the Bush admisitration, brave soul, I give you 5 minutes before you are modded troll, offtopic, overrated.

  12. Pick your joke! by shigelojoe · · Score: 2, Funny

    a) Is that a wind-powered generator in your front pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

    -OR-

    b) You know, a big, noisy, wind-propelled generator in one's front pocket would go perfectly with the big, noisy, wind-generating repeller that everyone carries around near their back pocket.

  13. Energy.... by vwjeff · · Score: 4, Funny

    1. Walk to Taco Bell.
    2. Buy 2 bean burritos.
    3. Walk home.
    4. Wait 8-16 hours.
    5. Energy in the form of gas.
    6. Sell gas to power company.

    Repeat steps 1-6.

    1. Re:Energy.... by dcmeserve · · Score: 4, Funny
      1. Walk to Taco Bell.
      2. Buy 2 bean burritos.
      3. Walk home.
      4. Wait 8-16 hours.
      5. Energy in the form of gas.
      6. Sell gas to power company.

      7. Taco Bell uses the energy to cook 2 bean burritos.
      8. Go to step 2.

      Ahh... the Circle of Life.

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  14. Re:Probably not gonna be significant... by el-spectre · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm sorry Mr. Newton, but in THIS universe we have friction...

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  15. Re:Newton's laws can't be repealed by jusdisgi · · Score: 3, Funny

    Wow. You're a bright one. Bright like that energy-creating sun of ours.

    Cluelessness concerning the laws of thermodynamics is grounds for revokation of your /. membership.

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  16. Re:Nucular by jebiester · · Score: 3, Funny

    Nucular?? Is that you, George?

  17. Fix two problems at once by goodgoing · · Score: 2, Funny

    Put overweight people on generator exercise bikes.

  18. Re:No magic bullet to generate power yet. by b2designer · · Score: 2, Funny

    You forgot about human power. Think if we wired those treadmills in health clubs all over the U.S. to the grid. I would love to know that some middle aged heath nut is paying monthly dues to make my porn machine run.

  19. Re:Newton's laws can't be repealed by corngrower · · Score: 2, Funny
    First Law of Thermodynamics:

    You can't win


    Second Law of Thermodynamics:

    You can't even break even


    Thrid law of thermodynamics:

    In the long run, you're going to lose your pants (skirt).

  20. Re:Newton's laws can't be repealed by zCyl · · Score: 4, Funny

    But would not the availability of free energy eventually cause people to use huge amounts of energy? Sooner or later we would have the new problem of efficiently radiating all that extra heat (the energy would turn into heat sooner or later) off this planet.

    Ah, that's easy. Giant fusion powered air conditioning units.

    </humor>

  21. rotation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Actually, the worse problem is that if they are all facing to the west, it will slow down the rotation of the earth.

  22. What to do with it. by uberdave · · Score: 3, Funny

    NO, silly! You attach it to the handlebars of your bicycle.

  23. Re:Kyoto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    And the fact that the economy will be hurt is BS

    I beg your pardon, but do you have any idea of the income my company is expecting from global air conditioning sales once the planet really starts to heat up? Sheesh, can you stop only thinking about yourself for just one moment.

  24. Re:No, even fusion isn't FREE by toddestan · · Score: 4, Funny

    The problem with "free" is that there is no free lunch. The problem with Thermonuclear fusion is that it is producing HEAT. Even used to produce electricity, the end result (at my computer or light bulb or whatever) is HEAT.

    That HEAT changes the environment, because it is a net addition of energy. The earth must dissipate that energy (presumably the atmosphere losing heat into space) or the environment will still be changing.


    Hmm... maybe we could use wind turbines to remove some of this energy from the air?

  25. Re:Somewhat Offtopic: Nuclear Reactors by dbIII · · Score: 3, Funny
    My question is, why not pulverize said nuclear waste and pump it into the atmosphere?
    The Russians did that a few years ago, but the neighbours complained.
  26. Re:Kyoto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Slashdot should just create a -1 Republican moderation.

  27. Re:Wouldn't that be a good thing? by Tablizer · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...Global Warming, the arctic getting warmer is a problem. According to the article these non-polluting wind farms would make the arctic colder...Bonus!

    You sound like an environmentalist, but you are only trying to protect Linux mascots' habitat. Admit it.