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Microsoft Says Firefox Not a Threat to IE

KillaKen187 writes "A CNET article claims that 'just days after the launch of open-source browser Firefox 1.0, Microsoft executives defended Internet Explorer, saying it is no less secure than any other browser and doesn't lack any important features.' It's also interesting to note that these statements made by Steve Vamos, Microsoft Australia's managing director, come with no knowledge of what Firefox has to offer as he admits not even installing or using Firefox."

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  1. The real reason it's not a threat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    The next version of Windows will only allow Internet Explorer to access port 80 remotely... as a security measure.

    1. Re:The real reason it's not a threat by dbretton · · Score: 5, Funny


      Well, then, we need a simple solution.

      Firefox will, from this point forth, be renamed, "Internet".

    2. Re:The real reason it's not a threat by lpret · · Score: 5, Funny
      No no no, try this:

      The Internet: Extreme

      It worked for Intel...sorta...

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    3. Re:The real reason it's not a threat by fireman+sam · · Score: 4, Funny

      I jumped when Microsoft said jump and it was the best day of my life.

      They said jump to windows 95, I jumped to slackware 3.2. Mmmm fvwm

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    4. Re:The real reason it's not a threat by Compholio · · Score: 5, Funny

      But... But... I just got used to Firefox! We've already seen two name changes, no more please - I beg you!

    5. Re:The real reason it's not a threat by Darth+Coder · · Score: 5, Funny

      That is all well and good but there are something like 200 million Windows users out there who aren't bound by the dictates of an all-powerful system administrator.

      Well obviously they should be!

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    6. Re:The real reason it's not a threat by Groucho · · Score: 5, Funny

      And those in the blue states will claim to have invented it.

      They, uh, did.

    7. Re:The real reason it's not a threat by niteice · · Score: 5, Funny

      The Firefox link should read 'Porn' and the IE link should read 'Goatse'. For further effect (and to ward off users not knowing the horrors therein), set the IE home page to goat.cx.


      Problem solved. ;)

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    8. Re:The real reason it's not a threat by fbg111 · · Score: 4, Funny

      The best idea is to fool the users. Keep the E icon for Internet Explorer, but have it point to the Firefox executable. That's idiot-proofing.

      And if you really want to mess with your users, skin Firefox with an IE theme (once the Firefox 1.0 version theme is released).

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  2. Great quote to take out of context by SuperKendall · · Score: 5, Funny

    There are plenty of products out there with features we don't have. We have plenty of features that our customers don't use.

    Indeed they do!

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    1. Re:Great quote to take out of context by Tackhead · · Score: 5, Funny
      > And tell me... where is this address where users let Microsoft know what features they really want?

      Can't speak for you or him, but I use www.mozilla.org...

  3. Uh-huh. by GMFTatsujin · · Score: 5, Funny

    And when *I* dream, I have a pony.

    1. Re:Uh-huh. by EnronHaliburton2004 · · Score: 4, Funny

      And when *I* dream, I have a pony.

      That poor, poor pony...

  4. Eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's also interesting to note that these statements made by Steve Vamos, Microsoft Australia's managing director, come with no knowledge of what Firefox has to offer as he admit not even installing or using Firefox.

    Did the former Iraqi Information Minister find a new job?

  5. Still using IE here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Still using IE... never had any problem with these so-called "threats" that are constantly and tiresomely reported ad naseum here on slashdot. Never had a problem, never had a security issue, never had a cra

  6. Feed Mania by SuperKendall · · Score: 5, Funny

    This guy is a treasure trove of wit, here's another good one I noticed after re-reading a second time:

    We take user feedback very seriously. If you have that feedback, then you should feed it back to us because we will feed it to the product team.

    It inspires a poem:

    Feed us the feedback double-quick!
    When we've digested the feed then lickey split
    Your browser we'll enance to make it more slick
    But keep you safe from all harm? Well that's quite a trick...
    Instead look at XAML - it makes buttons you click!

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  7. That's Not How it Works With Microsoft by Greyfox · · Score: 5, Funny
    First they downplay you, then they issue FUD about you, then then strongarm vendors who want to bundle your software, then they buy your company and incorporate your technology into their OS.

    If Ghandi had been going up against Microsoft, he'd be one of those happy friendly cartoon search agents now, like that puppy or that paperclip.

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    I'm trying to teach myself to set people on fire with my mind... Is it hot in here?

  8. Who's side is he on? by StikyPad · · Score: 5, Funny

    Steve Vamos, Microsoft Australia's managing director, says "There are plenty of products out there with features we don't have. We have plenty of features that our customers don't use."

    Good job Steve, you just convinced me not to use MS products.

  9. Re:Preaching to the choir, but ... by Darth_Burrito · · Score: 4, Funny

    Sounds like someone's got a bad case of the NIH syndrome to me ...

    The Knights who say Nih demand a sacrifice!
    We want ...
    tabbed browsing
    ...
    and a shrubbery!!!

  10. Re:First they ignore you... by M.C.+Hampster · · Score: 5, Funny

    First a famous quote is used, then it's overused, then you get modded up.

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  11. Re:Tabbed browsing not important by ForestGrump · · Score: 4, Funny

    when someone directs you to goat.cx, you need a really big back button. All that panic, you can't be expected to hit a small one right?

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  12. Well, Microsoft has a lot of employees. . . by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 4, Funny
    And they had to go all the way to Australia to find one of them dumb enough to make an ignorant statement.

    MS tells lies like every other evil corporation/government? This is a sad truth, but a non-story.


    -FL

  13. Re:Stone hatchet by Finsterwald+P+Ogleth · · Score: 5, Funny

    If you give a caveman a chainsaw, you'll hear similar complaints...

    "Where's the wood handle?"
    "There's no leather thong to hold the rock in place"
    There's no ROCK!!"
    "Whats this handle with the string running through it?"
    "The flat thing sticking out is TOO uncomfortable...and I can't make a cut with the big yellow blocky thing at the end"
    "And these points on the thin handle...way too sharp and hard on my hands"

  14. From Word???? by gstoddart · · Score: 4, Funny
    Eventually, some users would go back and find ways to run IE (whether through MS Word or Start -> Run)


    You can laungh IE from Word??? God, no wonder it takes forever to launch the damned thing.

    Next they'll be putting flight sims into Excel or something. ;-)

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