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Atlantis Found. Again.

Tufriast writes "Paul McCartney and Mythic eat your heart out! BBC News has an interesting revelation regarding the lost city of Atlantis: "American researchers claim to have found convincing evidence that locates the site of the lost kingdom of Atlantis off the coast of Cyprus."" Hey, here's an idea: The idea of an almost mythical lost civilization is common thread throughout all old human societies - much like, say, really big Floods. Perhaps there could be more then one story that fits? But, no, that wouldn't be a simplistic enough answer to be sound-bitten into oblivion.

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  1. More to the point ... by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    But, no, that wouldn't be a simplistic enough answer to be sound-bitten into oblivion.

    In today's USA political climate, any such suggestion smacks of rabid anti-bible terrorism. Better watch them words, pardner!

    1. Re:More to the point ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Atlantis clearly never existed. Everyone knows that earth appeared suddenly on a friday about 6000 years ago, and nothing has changed since. And anyway, if it did exist, everyone who died was evil. 'cept for Noah, he was cool. And a pigeon. And an olive tree, apparently. Hang on, who wrote this crap, anyway?

    2. Re:More to the point ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Oh, it's in Wikipedia. It must be true.

    3. Re:More to the point ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Great yet another IP lawsuit. Tommorrow's headlines SCO Group(SCOX) files suit against Allah(ISLM), Vishnu(HIND), and Yahweh(GOD) for infinging on thier UNIX AI patents with thier product called "Man" another suit is filed on trademark dilusion on the "man" help system. Zues(OLYP) and ODEN(VAHN) purchase a licensing agreement from SCO for $600 and according to the yet to exist proSCO website are the only true dieties. Jesus, Mohamed, Joseph Smith, were unavailable for comment through normal channels of prayer. Sources say McBride will release a statment shortly after recovering from wounds inflicted by multiple lightning stikes. (apologies if I missed your particular religion or mutilated it beyond recognition.

    4. Re:More to the point ... by Amdmhz · · Score: 2, Funny

      He stole some from me. Here is my address for returning it ....

  2. Does this mean... by Craig+Maloney · · Score: 4, Funny

    Does this mean Disney will now claim rights to all of the artifacts, and will release toys packaged with Happy Meals.

  3. Kent Brockwell reporting by Aquatopia17 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well I for one welcome our new alien over--I'm sorry, I'm reading from the wrong story. Well I for one welcome our new lost civilization overlords...

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  4. It was found months ago!! by cyberlotnet · · Score: 5, Funny

    Where have you been hidding in a hole or something? I have been watching a elite team explore this place every friday night on the sci-fi channel, get with the program why don't you!

  5. No, No, No. by Jaruzel · · Score: 3, Funny

    They've got it all wrong. Atlantis can only be reached via the stargate using an 8 digit address!

    Tsk, don't these people know anything?

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  6. Atlantis? by Chardish · · Score: 4, Funny

    I want to know why everyone assumes the name of this discovery is Atlantis. How can we know the name of an ancient civilization we discover before we discover it?

    Anyway, wouldn't Mediterranis be far more appropriate, given its location?

  7. Pseudo-Intellectualism Runneth Rampit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Amazing. All those speaking on topics they know so very little about. Oh well. I guess that's your right to do so.

    Of course if some other ideology ruled the earth you wouldn't have the Internet or Slashdot.

    Something to think about, from a 43 year old Marine Corps Vet.

  8. Here Hemos, let me help you... by Weaselmancer · · Score: 2, Funny

    Worst. Lost. Civilization. Evar.

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  9. Face on Mars! by tiredwired · · Score: 2, Funny

    That looks just like the face on Mars so it must be true!

  10. Re:Sonar isn't enough... by Randolpho · · Score: 3, Funny

    You'd think BBC would be above sensationalizing pseudo-science, wouldn't you?

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  11. Re:All old cultures eh? by Timesprout · · Score: 2, Funny

    There are dreamtime stories about Atlantis but in keeping with Australian naming conventions they call it Kookanuggiebiddlybong and because Australians get everything upside down its tells the story of a city rising from the depths and making a sea disappear.

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  12. It's a Wrong Answer by Alien54 · · Score: 2, Funny
    1) He attributes the flooding of the site to the biblical flood

    2) The site is located 1600 meters (about 1 mile) below the surface.

    3) The biblical flood he attributes to/identifies as the Flooding of the Med when the Atlantic broke through the mountain wall at Gibraltar. Geology indicates that while such an event did take place, it was 6 million years ago, not at the end of the Ice Age.

    Therefore, it is more likley that the site is an old flooded out UFO base from the time period of the flood out, in my opinion. It would have been logical to have such bases in the Med basin, as there would have been spectacular salt flats in bottom of the Med basin, making an easy to find landmark from space, and a useful landing strip. Of course, any structures there have been flooded out very long ago.

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  13. The Lost City of Altalanta! by Vinnie_333 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Atlanta was more than just a delta hub. And the caffeine can really speed up the evolutionary process. Wooo doggies!

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  14. Why does everyone say that this city is lost? by zzyzx · · Score: 2, Funny

    I know exactly where it is. It's at the intersection of I-75, I-85 and I-20. I go there all the time. What's the big deal?

    What?

    Oh AtlantIS.

    Sorry.

  15. Re:More than one story that fits? by caseydk · · Score: 5, Funny


    Everybody knows that Atlantis exists in another galaxy and was recently found by a multi-national Stargate team who found that much of the city was still operational and solar powered.

    I think they even started making a documentary series about this.

  16. It's Like Star Trek by ReciprocityProject · · Score: 3, Funny
    Hey, here's an idea: The idea of an almost mythical lost civilization is common thread throughout all old human societies - much like, say, really big Floods.


    In related news, the stories of voyagers traveling back in time and interacting with the present-day citizens of Earth, being a common threat in all five of the Star Trek series, as well as one of the movies, is proof that the events of Star Trek will all become real historical facts.

  17. Re:Stiry of Atlantis was an allegory; it was not r by empaler · · Score: 4, Funny

    Getting your history lessons from someone who can't even spell their own domain name properly is not a good idea...

  18. It'd be Funny by Greyfox · · Score: 4, Funny
    If one of these bozos eventually did find Atlantis and it turned out there really was an ancient evil sleeping there just waiting to be unleashed on an unsuspecting world.

    Ah well, one can dream...

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  19. Re:mod parent up by micromoog · · Score: 2, Funny

    Springfield . . .

  20. Re:Alas it was again lost. by AndroidCat · · Score: 3, Funny

    Is there a fine for returning an overdue civilization? At even five cents a day, that's going to be pretty fierce!

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  21. Re:More than one story that fits? by IngramJames · · Score: 2, Funny

    Of which someone should have pointed out that the United Kingdom is the nation, not Scotland.

    I wouldn't say that too loudly in certain parts of Glasgow if I were you...

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  22. Re:Altantis sure gets about by radtea · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yeah, pretty soon we'll be having people reporting where Atlantis isn't:

    "Crypto-archeologists today reported that they found no sign of Atlantis off the coast of North Dakota. This is a striking new development in Atlantis Studies, which have previously shown that Atlantis once covered 98.7% of the Earth's surface area."

    --Tom

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  23. Re:Is there a better URL? The Minoans are fascinat by oku · · Score: 2, Funny
    You know you have been reading /. too long when this appears to you as:

    The Minoans were probably the real proto-Geeks.

  24. Re:Altantis sure gets about by AndroidCat · · Score: 2, Funny

    I saw it last night down at the 7-11. It was wearing an Elvis costume.

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  25. Re:More than one story that fits? by hunterx11 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I hear that in the director's cut, David and Goliath shoot at the same time

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  26. Re:More than one story that fits? by grassy_knoll · · Score: 3, Funny

    After all, ignorance breeds fear and intolerance.

    I think you misspelled religion there...

    [badum-ching]

  27. Re:why post when you don't know? by The+Taco+Prophet · · Score: 2, Funny
    Yes, there is a lot of BS when we discuss antideluvian civiliazations.

    Antediluvian. I would suggest that antidiluvian civilizations are the ones that survived the flood :)

  28. Atlantis doesn't exit YET by spaceman375 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Atlantis is supposed to be a highly advanced civilization. Global warming is predicted to expose a good third of Antarctica. Nostradamus said we'll have a thousand years of peace before another huge war. Note that almost nobody had heard of Atlantis when Plato spoke of it, yet as we get closer to the epicenter of the destruction of a civilization (and perhaps a continent) more and more people have heard of it. Could it be that Atlantis hasn't been found yet because it's 1000 years in the future?

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  29. Re:why post when you don't know? by gad_zuki! · · Score: 2, Funny

    >(cf. Current Science 86(9):1256-60 (10 May 2004))

    What's that? A citation? The grandparent would consider you part of this "academic mafia/freemason conspiracy!"