Microsoft and SBC Team Up on IPTV
rdurell writes "Microsoft is once again trying to get into the television market. This time they are teaming up with SBC Communications in a $400M deal to deliver television via IPTV through SBC's network. According to the article, Microsoft has spent $20B in its attempts to break into the market."
SBC AND MS? Jee, hold me back.
Two of my favorite companies teaming up to bring me reality ( which, as near as I can figure, is populated by models. I wish I lived in reality ) TV, complete with watching habit tracking software and security flubs.
And should I have I have any problems, I can call SBC's amazing tech support. Maybe I'll get Dan, or David, or Gloria, all of whom english is a second language. Overpaid phone jocky being the first.
Mod me down with all of your hatred and your journey towards the dark side will be complete!
Just what we need: the blue show of death.
Electrical Power -- they could have computers only run under Windows Mills Power
Fashion -- Paris Spring Collection of Bill Gates' sweaters
Fiction -- wait, they already to that...("innovative?")
Film Making -- all digital films, but an EULA flash at the beginning of the movie
Power Tools -- wait, this is a conflict of interest, and would actually be useful
Agriculture -- They've already got lots of fertilizer, especially of the bovine variety
Pharmacuticals -- Given their track record of anti-virus protection in cyberspace, expect this to be a real winner
Rhymes that keep their secrets will unfold behind the clouds.There upon the rainbow is the answer to a neverending story
It gives the "Blue Screen" special effect an entirely different meaning...
"Who says nothing is impossible? Some people do it every day!" - Alfred E. Neuman
"Honey! Turn the TV off! I'm trying to download the lastest Linux Distro!"
Iowa Public TeleVision has been around a while, after all.
Wait, you mean this a different IPTV?
Man, what a great acronym
IPFreely?
IPU?
IPUP WeAllP!
For a golden night, showered with passion, it's IPTV!
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Does this have anything to do with that new Sewage To The House initiative?
There are times I'm glad I don't watch TV, and with the prospect of the future of TV being controlled by Microsoft's shitty DVR products now is one of them. That and who the fuck would pay $80+ a month to pointlessly chew up 5 hours of their life _every day_? I'm not suggestuing you do anything radical like go outside, but something even slightly interactive might be a good start.
Beep beep.
Does someone want to tell them that TV's passe before they spend another 20 billion. Geez. They're thinking about getting out of the MSNBC deal while they do this, oh, right, it's two different divisions not talking... so much for Microsoft oOfice integration.
Anyone seen my jagged little pill?
I'm from Iowa, and here, IPTV = Iowa Public Television. I was very confused when I first read this headline! Microsoft is about the only thing that could make Iowa Public TV worse.
If it's not one thing it's your mother.