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Better Nuclear Waste Storage Plans than Yucca Mountain
NuclearRampage writes "Technology Review has an in-depth article about A New Vision for Nuclear Waste based on the premise that 'storing nuclear waste underground at Yucca Mountain for 100,000 years is a terrible idea.' The article looks at the current DOE plans for Yucca, its shortcomings and what temporary solutions we have to use while a better permanent plan is formulated."
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As long as we keep it away from a remote, unwatched island. The Japanese already learned this lesson the hard way.
And for the software industry to celebrate this disaster with a name like "MoZILLA" is insulting.
we'll have genetically engineered winged monkeys who will fly all our nuclear waste into outer space.
Those won't work, the wings are useless in space. We have to wait for the genetically engineered monkeys with liquid oxygen and fuel tanks. That'll be another few hundred years.
Trolling is a art,
But the extra radiation is sure to net us some mutated super geniuses!
Is what are they going to do with all the Nucular waste. That's a much bigger problem than this...
From orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
Do you like German cars?
Too bad there isn't some way to send it to the core of the earth and let it burn up...
But drilling holes that release hot magma generally isn't a good idea.
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now, back to hiding under my bridge, where sanity still exists!
-Troll
(disclaimer: I didnt make this up, but I cant find where I originally saw it)
Spread the nuclear waste over the rainforest and other protected wildlife areas.
1. Solves the nuclear waste problem.
2. Keeps people out of the protected wildlife areas.
Perfect example of "thinking outside the box".
My life is an open book ... up to a point.
I've got nothing against breeder reactors, at least if they've been properly married. It's those homosexual reactors wanting to marry that worry me. They threaten the stability of the nuclear family, our Christian values, and our Merican way of life.
It's not offtopic, dumbass. It's orthogonal.
Those won't work, the wings are useless in space. We have to wait for the genetically engineered monkeys with liquid oxygen and fuel tanks. That'll be another few hundred years.
Nah, diarrhea will do...