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Kyoto Treaty to Enter Into Force

geek42 writes "Looks like Russia has picked up where the U.S. failed: they've ratified Kyoto, and now it's going to be law (on Feb 16). The BBC has coverage. 'Industrialised countries will have until 2012 to cut their collective emissions of six key greenhouse gases to 5.2% below the 1990 level.'"

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  1. Global warming is a myth in 3... 2... 1... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Blastoff! Conservative cnspiracy theories of UN world domination is a GO!

    1. Re:Global warming is a myth in 3... 2... 1... by Ignignot · · Score: 4, Funny

      The LIBERAL media has been slowly forcing us to accept GAYS in the BIG GOVERNMENT and the UN because they want US to ALL become GAY, and then we'll all have to BECOME ATHEISTS and KILL UNBORN CHILDREN for the good of some THIRD WORLD TERRORIST!

      How was that? I tried to get all the crazy conspiracy elements into teh smallest space possible... what did I leave out?

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  2. Re:Consequences? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny
    Or what?

    Or the skiing season will never be the same.

    PS: The weather here sucks. It's been 15 degrees on average lately, which really sucks for playing outdoor hockey.

  3. Re:Consequences? by Ashen · · Score: 5, Funny

    The UN is going to be angry. And they are going to write them a letter telling them just how angry they are!

  4. Re:Consequences? by bagboy · · Score: 3, Funny

    >> Or what?

    UN: Or we'll sanction you for the next 20 years and then you can kick your own @ss when we don't enforce it.

  5. 90's levels by fenodyree · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yo! Now we can usher in the global warming with the classic 90's style. Does this mean we can bring back Parachute pants as well?

    1. Re:90's levels by nightsweat · · Score: 2, Funny

      I believe that violates the Geneva Convention.

      So yes. Yes, you can.

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      the major advances in civilization are processes which all but wreck the societies in which they occur - A.N. White
  6. Re:Irony by jasoncc · · Score: 2, Funny
    Either we lose jobs and US companies to places like China, or we sign on to Kyoto.

    Given those 2 choices, I say we sign on. :)
  7. Or they'll have until only 2022... (etc.) by benhocking · · Score: 3, Funny

    As Robin Williams said, "In England, if you commit a crime, the police don't have a gun and you don't have a gun. If you commit a crime, the police will say 'Stop, or I'll say stop again.'"

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    Ben Hocking
    Need a professional organizer?
  8. Sweet sweet bolt turning by nizo · · Score: 3, Funny
    we're losing jobs where someone who got paid US$22/hour for turning a bolt on an assembly line for 17 years is losing his job...

    Turning a bolt for 17 years? How big is this bolt anyway? And wouldn't that tend to slow down the rest of the assembly line?

  9. Re:Irony by Metasquares · · Score: 4, Funny
    "Either we lose jobs and US companies to places like China, or we sign on to Kyoto."
    Look at those choices carefully.
  10. Rant by JollyTX · · Score: 2, Funny

    Luckily the most powerful nation in the world realizes that a few flooded countries matter little when compared to the prospect of losing a Few American Jobs.

    Shortsightedness like this makes me think twice about having children (and the US is by no means the only offender).

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    Can you hear me, Major Tom? I'm not the man they think I am at home...
  11. Re:'Failed' Is a Relative Term by metlin · · Score: 5, Funny


    Imagine all the coffee in the world was going to run out eventually, maybe soon.

    That's a really *really* mean thing to say x-(

  12. Re:Irony by Lord+Kano · · Score: 5, Funny

    When will people wake up and smell the carbon dioxide?

    Never. CO2 is an odorless gas.

    LK

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    "Hi. This is my friend, Jack Shit, and you don't know him." - Lord Kano
  13. Re:Consequences? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
    Age old response of what the UN says:

    If you do not halt We shall be forced to ask you to halt a second time.

  14. Re:Irony by dbasken · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oh yeah, oh yeah, well "I" say that 98% of all species in the GALAXY will be extinct in the next 5.3 years, all because of, uhm, lessee, that-guy-down-the-street's impact! Yeah, that's the ticket! I can make up cool numbers too!

    I just know I'm going to get moderated -23 Lugubrious for this informative post!

  15. Re:Consequences? by CrowScape · · Score: 5, Funny

    Actually you forgot that first they will warn the offending country about the UN's desire to look into the possibility of writing a letter. Next, they will send a notice of intent to send a letter. Finally, if, and only if, diplomacy completely and catestrophically breaks down, will the letter be sent. In extreme cases it will be followed up by a "Hrumpf" from Kofi Anan.

    At the end of the day French politicians and UN beuraucrats will get some sweet sweet graft out of the deal, and really, isn't that what diplomacy is all about?

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    common sense: noun
    What those who are ignorant of the subject matter think; usually wrong.
  16. So who's signed it? by jrumney · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...and Poland, don't forget Poland!

  17. You know what we should do... by Dewrf · · Score: 4, Funny

    We should just build big domes around the countries that don't sign up for global enviremental isuess, why should the rest of the world have to put up with your poluction and give you the oxygen that the plants in the rest of the world makes. Create your own oxygen and suck on your own polution if you don't want to play ball -Jay

  18. Here's an idea by dacarr · · Score: 3, Funny
    They want to cut down on CO2 emissions?

    How about planting a whole lot of trees?

    Yes, I'm being facetious, but I'm also being a bit serious.

    Here's another idea - find industrial sources of wasted CO2 and plant trees around them - or harvest the CO2. The Miller brewing company in Irwindale, CA comes to mind immediately - there's nothing surrounding the brewery but a quarry, interstates 605 and 210, and old US 66. And they brew shitloads of beer per month - that's a shitload of CO2.

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