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Screw-in LED Floodlights

Anonymous Coward writes "This company claims to have the first LED flood lights that you simply screw in as a replacement for your old bulb. enluxled.com are also claiming it's cool enough to handle, more damage resistant, longer lasting (50,000 hours) and only uses 22w to produce twice the light of a 100w bulb." And hideously expensive, but you never have to change them.

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  1. How many geeks.... by WesG · · Score: 5, Funny

    ....does it take to screw in an LED bulb?

    yay :-)

    1. Re:How many geeks.... by roman_mir · · Score: 2, Funny

      None. It's a hardware problem.

    2. Re:How many geeks.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Only two. But they'd have to be very small geeks to fit in the bulb.

    3. Re:How many geeks.... by Sepper · · Score: 2, Funny

      I don't think many geek know how to screw anything...

      Ho, you didn't meant that in a sexual manner...

      Well, then probably just one, but because he has never seen anything close to 'true light' he might get burned by it...

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  2. Re:Amish Lights by Coopa · · Score: 3, Funny

    I thought Amish people didn't use technology, since when are LEDs not technology?

  3. What a dilema for students by Timesprout · · Score: 5, Funny

    Be cool, trendy and enviromentally friendly like students want to be and get these leds at the price of a weeks drinking money per bulb and also the loss the main heat source in their house.

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  4. Flashing by Skiron · · Score: 2, Funny

    Do they flash when accessing your hard drive, or toggle on/off pressing CAPS LOCK? Otherwise, no good for us lot here...

  5. Re:forever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    The only problem is the kid with a slingshot will still be able to take a single light out. You will never be able to completely get rid of the problem of having to replace of just one light.

  6. Motion Lights by Fone626 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I've got flood lights on motion sensors. The idea is to drive off the theives from stealing stuff around my house.
    With these LED lights my stuff would be further protected by having the light itself worth more than anything else lying around worth stealing.
    Hmmm, maybe I should get motion lights for my motion lights.

  7. Re:forever by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 5, Funny

    shoot a couple kids with slingshots and that problem will go away.

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  8. Re:And you by jhobbs · · Score: 4, Funny
    -snip-
    retrovisor.
    -snip-

    What an incredibly cool word! And to think that as an American I am stuck looking at my rearview mirror.

    Spock, bring up the image in the retrovisor!

  9. Re:And you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    What? That is definitely not a sentence.

  10. How many? by ThatsNotFunny · · Score: 2, Funny

    How many blondes does it take to Screw in LED Floodlights?

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    1. Re:How many? by BillX · · Score: 2, Funny

      Two, but how they got in there is anybody's guess.

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  11. Re:Amish Lights-Worldview. by arose · · Score: 2, Funny

    When they want to talk to each other they meet at the phone booth? :-D

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  12. Re:Amish Lights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Are religious fundamentalists allowed to be quiet types who don't get in your face? Is this possible?

  13. Re:Amish Lights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Don't mess with me, English. We're even reading slashdot these days.

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  14. Re:How does this compare to... by Dun+Malg · · Score: 5, Funny
    using the exact same process as flourescent lights

    Is that some process where they coat the inside of the bulb with ground wheat?

    it's fluorescent.

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  15. Re:flourescent bulbs by clambake · · Score: 3, Funny

    1) When a flourescent bulb fails, it stops giving off light completely. Usually and LED light will only have 1 led fail at a time. Given theis, you don't have large areas of darkness and don't have to replace the bulb immediatley when a part fails. LEDs fail gracefully.


    I finally understand the doom 3 lighting scheme...

  16. Re:How does this compare to... by Technician · · Score: 2, Funny

    For those not in the know...

    In a flourescent light, UV from the arc hits a coating that converts it to visable.

    In LED's, IR is doubled in frequency by a Q cell to make UV which then hits a coating to comvert it to visable.

    Only the last step is the same. The first step is NOT the same.

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  17. Re:How does this compare to... by Dun+Malg · · Score: 2, Funny
    In a flourescent light, UV from the arc hits a coating that converts it to visable.

    No, that's a fluorescent light. A flourescent light probably passes a high voltage through ground wheat powder in a vacuum or something.

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  18. I can save you money right now... by freeze128 · · Score: 2, Funny
    No, but it is 5.7 years ($14/year) of continuous light, or 17 years $4.7/year) of eight-hours-a-day light.
    Well, that's the problem right there. You should consider using the floodlights at NIGHT...