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Smarter Phones Coming Soon

Posted by ryuzaki0 on from the nag-three-times-more-efficiently-than-mom dept.

cofaboy writes "Down at Vulture Central there's an article regarding the next generation of smart phones. These things will learn to nag you if you try drinking too much the night before, learn who your friends are via bluetooth and more. "

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  1. Your mom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I thought nagging about how much you drank last night was one's mother's job, using the phone...

  2. 'learn who your friends are via bluetooth' by dupper · · Score: 5, Funny
    Aha: I don't have any friends.

    Take that, Big Brother!

    1. Re:'learn who your friends are via bluetooth' by ceeam · · Score: 5, Funny

      I changed your slashdot status to "friend" :)

      Others?

  3. You can call me paranoid.. by thegoogler · · Score: 5, Funny

    but thats just a little freaky, i mean it monitors pratically your whole fucking life? "Dave, its your girlfriends birthday. buy her this type of chocolates from this store and your cahnce of getting layed goes up 36.4%" wait.. thats actually a good idea... nvm..

  4. The '0wned' Excuse by salvorHardin · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm sorry I forget our anniversary, honey... my phone got rooted by some elite regiment of North Korean hackers, who wiped out the reminder and replaced it with a 'to-do' stating that I was supposed to have a meeting with somebody called 'Lusty Linda' at the local tittie bar. I thought it seemed a little strange at the time, but, oh well - the phone knows best... or so I thought until Linda dropped her pants and revealed her real name to be Linford. I'll have to upgrade to SP2 sometime soon, but I'm running Google PDA-Search, and I don't think the two work together. Sorry babe...