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HIV Vaccine

The Sexecutioner writes "WebMD is reporting on a new vaccine which has had an incredible effect in clinical trials. The vaccine, composed of human dendrites holding dead HIV viruses, has dropped test patients' viral load by up to 90% in one year. Could this be it?"

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  1. Re:Mixed feeling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Slashdot.

    The only place you can work in "open-source" while talking about HIV vaccines.

  2. Re:What's a dead virus? by SmurfButcher+Bob · · Score: 5, Funny

    Think of it as a Windows install disk that's been badly scratched.

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    help me i've cloned myself and can't remember which one I am

  3. Dan Bern - Cure for AIDS by Sargondai · · Score: 2, Funny

    The day they found a cure for AIDS
    The day they found a cure for AIDS
    Everybody took one little pill and was okay
    The day thay found a cure
    The day they found a cure for AIDS
    Everybody took one little pill and was okay
    I slept with Cindy and Martha and Sue
    I slept with Julie, Melissa and Kate
    The day thay found a cure
    The day they found a cure for AIDS
    Everybody took one little pill and was okay
    The people who had plotted to get rid of all the gays
    Admitted their guilt and everything was fine
    Everybody else said, I din't know
    The day they found a cure
    For 6 months, no one went to work, they all had orgies
    Morning after pills were sold in grocery stores and gas stations
    The day they found a cure for AIDS
    Everybody took one little pill and was okay
    We rented dirty movies and ordered out for food
    For 3 solid weeks everyone I met was nude
    I slept with Julie, Melissa and Jake
    Nobody was afraid
    The day they found a cure
    The day they found a cure
    The day they found a cure, for AIDS

  4. woohoo by geekoid · · Score: 3, Funny

    usher in a new error of free love!

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  5. Re:Living with AIDS will cause it to spread? by WormholeFiend · · Score: 2, Funny

    your comment reminded me of the following line from Fight Club:

    On a long enough timeline everyone's survival rate drops to zero.

  6. Re:this is from brazil & france, NOT USA pharm by shaneh0 · · Score: 2, Funny

    France also has a great public pension system.

    It's amazing the things you can afford when you don't have to pick up the big-ticket items, like a national defense.

  7. Obligatory Bill Hicks quote... by FromTheSticks · · Score: 2, Funny

    I dunno how much AIDS scare y'all, but I got a theory - the day they come out with a cure for AIDS. Guaranteed, one-shot cure. On that day, there's gonna be fucking in the streets, man. It's over! Who're you? C'mere! What's your name, baby? No, it's over, yeah, woo-hoo! Man, if you can't get laid on that day, cut it off.

  8. Death to all humans! by hedley · · Score: 2, Funny


    *zzzzzt*

    Free sex for all humans!

  9. Re:Quick reminder by TheLink · · Score: 2, Funny

    HIV isn't very contagious. So what you need is widespread education and then (in general - there'll be exceptions of course) the stupid ones will go kill themselves off. Who knows, the next few generations might even be smarter as a result (or have better self control over their sex drives - which isn't such a bad thing if you ask me). Heck it's probably unlikely the typical Slashdotter would contract HIV ;).

    I'm more worried about the next killer flu pandemic. Even if the typical slashdotter doesn't leave his basement he could catch it from the pizza delivery boy! :)

    We should ban this "shaking hands" custom and switch to the Thai-style hands-together greeting, or the Japanese-style bows.

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