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Spyware Removal is Big Business

prostoalex writes "Just when you thought all the software niches were taken, IDC comes out with the report saying $12 million was spent on spyware removal tools in 2003, and $305 million will be spent in 2008. IDC also estimates two-thirds of PC users out there are infected. Large PC vendors are waking up to the spyware threat, having their call centers overwhelmed with spyware-related calls."

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  1. Of course it is! Spyware only did good for me! by jawtheshark · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's the best way of getting free beer I've found: fixing spyware related problems for family and friends. While I watch SpyBot and AdAware do their job, I get free beer. There are worse activities ;-)

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  2. Woo by Claire-plus-plus · · Score: 2, Funny

    wooo wooo the bandwagon is going past *jump*. Phew it almost went without me

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  3. This is why Apple is un-American by FunWithHeadlines · · Score: 4, Funny

    Just think how un-American Apple computer is. Do Macs contribute to the growing anti-spyware business? Hardly at all! Why almost no money is being made removing spyware from Macs. Why hardly anyone has heard of spyware for Macs in the first place. Can you imagine taking bread from the mouths of the little children of anti-spyware software developers? Won't someone please think of the children?

  4. Free beer - AGAIN! by gmknobl · · Score: 2, Funny

    More free beer! Wow! I think I've detected the secret underlying thread in /. !!

    Seriously though, my uncle's family from Greenville, SC (read Bob Jones University - no, don't mean to offend anyone's religious beliefs here but I have a beer point to make ;-) have asked me for computer help on occassions but for obvious reasons, that never got ME any free beer.

    I'm going off to cry in my beer now...

    Mmmm, salty!

  5. Spyware removal is big business? by lucabrasi999 · · Score: 2, Funny

    And, this is news? It's sort of like announcing "Hey, the Moon causes the Ocean Tides to Rise and Fall"

  6. Re:Of course it is! Spyware only did good for me! by ZoneGray · · Score: 5, Funny

    Y'know what sucks? Having to tell your father to be more careful about visiting porn sites.

  7. Re:aint what it used to be by lucabrasi999 · · Score: 2, Funny
    Am I the only one unimpressed by the $12 million figure?

    Good point! It reminds me of Doctor Evil -- "One MILLLLLIIIIOOOOOONNNNNN Dollars!"

  8. Re:Of course it is! Spyware only did good for me! by stupidfoo · · Score: 5, Funny

    Rather tell my father that than my mother...

    (or your mother! HEEHEE!)

  9. Since I'm not a computer tech/programmer by WormholeFiend · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm thinking about exploring the Spyware Writer Removal Service niche instead...

  10. Good source of extra income by BrentRJones · · Score: 2, Funny

    My daughter and I will be doing spyware removal as a summer job in an affluent suburb of Chicago. (I teach HS chemistry.)

    IPO will be next fall. ;)

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  11. Re:Of course it is! Spyware only did good for me! by fox8118 · · Score: 3, Funny

    You know what they say about consulting work.

  12. Re:And it's too bad... by Scurra+UK · · Score: 2, Funny

    You're forgetting that half of all people are below average....

  13. Re:Of course it is! Spyware only did good for me! by AvitarX · · Score: 2, Funny

    Not as bad as the Boss.

    "Someone was using this computer for no good, I highly recomend not using any browser but Firefox for no good."

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  14. Upgrade to XP SP2. by Tassleman · · Score: 4, Funny

    We did at the office and have seen a serious decline in Spyware related calls. We used to get 10 or more a day for Windows 2000.

  15. Re:Of course it is! Spyware only did good for me! by iwan-nl · · Score: 5, Funny

    I don't have that problem, my father and I share a porn collection :)

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  16. Re:comparison by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    > In Australia you have cars? I thought you rode kangaroos everywhere.

    Car. Kar. Karg. Karga. Kargao. Kargaroo. Kangaroo!

  17. The Mac marginalized again by DieByWire · · Score: 3, Funny
    This is just another example of a market that Mac users are being excluded from. All the opportunities you miss when you own a Mac.....

    Maybe I'll give up and join the Borg.

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  18. Re:Of course it is! Spyware only did good for me! by zaffir · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm not sure what's creepier, the fact that you share a porn collection, or that someone found your post +1 informative.

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  19. Re:comparison by clickster · · Score: 2, Funny

    You know, if cars made stupid, unfounded comments like this...oh.

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