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Wireless Carriers looking for Elbow Room

pillageplunder writes "Businessweek is reporting on the upcoming Wireless Spectrum Auctions. Over the next two years (Starting in Jan 2005) the FCC will auction off enough spectrum that will more than double the amount currently available. Estimates range anywhere from 50 to 70 billion dollars will be raised by these auctions. Short term, it should improve the quality of Cell-phone, long term, it should open up opportunities for so-called 3G services to take off."

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  1. "3G" refers to... by Eric+Giguere · · Score: 4, Funny

    Multiple choice:

    a) the cost of a new wireless device that supports this technology
    b) the average damage to your car when you hit a tree while trying to watch a video on your phone
    c) per-year productivity lost to phone-based instant messaging
    d) your new monthly cellphone bill

    Eric
    JavaScript != Java
  2. Re:Hams? by Kenja · · Score: 5, Funny
    "And what about the hammers? Will they be elbowed out?"

    The ham radio groups where going to stage a protest, but they all got winded when trying to climb the stairs out of their parents basement. Then there was a Babalon Five marathon to watch.

    I kid.

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  3. Re:Why should the FCC Sell? by dr_dank · · Score: 2, Funny

    Does that mean that people who own massive tracts of dessert

    This prompts the question: Do people have rights to the airspace over their giant brownies?

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  4. Re:That's not funny because it's not correct by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Well, yeah. They are generally 30-50 years old. They have a stable income, though there's not a lot of money in pizza delivery. And I'd say "living with your parents" qualifies as having a family.