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GNOME Foundation Elections Results Are In

PaaChhaa writes "The GNOME Foundation membership and elections committee has announced the preliminary results of this year's elections for the board of directors. There are a few new faces this year, and Miguel de Icaza, whose candidacy was rejected last year due to late submission, is back. The run up to this year's election saw a threat of boycott, which ultimately resulted in the online publication of the foundation's financial records. Also, a heated discussion followed the posting of the list of ten questions, and the opinions of the candidates and other foundation members on these issues can be found in the foundation-list archives for the months of November and December. A notable exclusion from this year's board is GNOME's release manager Jeff Waugh. who didn't run at all."

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  1. Unexpected results by AbbyNormal · · Score: 4, Funny

    The new president of the association: "George Walker Bush".

    We told them not to use those Diebold Machines. You'd think Gnome would read Slashdot or something.

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    1. Re:Unexpected results by mforbes · · Score: 4, Funny

      What's really amazing is that of the 324 registered voters, GWB won the votes of all two hundred thousand!

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  2. Executive Summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    In China, gnome is banned.
    In Netcraft, KDE is dying. (Confirmed).
    In Korea, only old people elect gnomes.
    In Japan, talking robot gnomes are elected.
    In Soviet Russia, gnome elects YOU!

    Any questions?

  3. chuckle by viva_fourier · · Score: 4, Funny

    > 5. What unique aspect will you bring to the job?

    I think it is safe to say I am closer to legally blind than anyone on
    the board, or running for it. That's unique, right? :)
    -- Luis Villa

    My question for Slashdot customer service: Can I find this mildly funny, or does that make me some sort of Gnome Foundation fanboy...

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  4. Voting irregularities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I hear there were some GNOME precincts that had more KDE votes than the total number of registered voters. Something smells fishy.

    1. Re:Voting irregularities by learn+fast · · Score: 2, Funny

      It wouldn't surprise me at all if KDE and GNOME were to one day have evolved into warring political parties.

      Look at the eerie similarities:

      # inexplicable, irrational, vitriolic loathing of each other
      # the end user can't really tell any difference between them

      Yup, sounds like two dominant political parties to me. All we need now is a winner-takes-all voting system and game theory ensures they'll be entrenched forever.

    2. Re:Voting irregularities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      the end user can't really tell any difference between them

      Are you kidding?

      It's possible to distinguish Gnome and KDE quite easily by looking at the tips that appear when you first start them up.

      KDE: "Did you know? Right-click on any file and select CERVISIA to frobnicate the CVS flibdijibble flooble blargh foo."

      Gnome: "Did you know? Eating solid food is almost as easy as sucking Mommy's milk!"

  5. Re:Elections? by WombatControl · · Score: 2, Funny

    And the one who doesn't contribute anything, whines the most, and is generally the most clueless can be selected as chief legal council!

    Yes, I have a thing against lawyers...

  6. Re:Elections? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I'm a lawyer, and I want to say this: keep your thing away from me! Pervert.

  7. In related news... by jd · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ukraine offered to send observers to the GNOME elections, to ensure fairness. Meanwhile, the Eric Conspiracy has already declared victory. Bin Laden has issued a statement saying that it doesn't matter who wins, he will continue to use Emacs until American troops are withdrawn from Microsoft Windows.

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  8. Re:slashdot is... by Dragon218 · · Score: 3, Funny

    management team

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  9. Re:Sun Exclusion -- Java vs .Net? by Eccles · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yes, but Gnomes usually avoid the Sun.

    Troll...?

    Oh heck yes. trolls definitely avoid the Sun. In Tolkien's stories, the sun would turn trolls (except Olog-hai) into stone.

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