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Laptops May Be Hazardous to Your Fertility

Posted by michael on from the toasty! dept.

Spy der Mann writes "Researchers find that men who place portable computers on their laps are inadvertently raising the temperature of their scrotums -- and possibly damaging their sperm. Guess laptops should get a namechange soon... before our fertility does."

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  1. Laptop == contraceptive by pebs · · Score: 0, Troll

    Laptop == contraceptive

    Most of us here are banging fat chicks (if having sex at all) and it would really suck if we got them pregnant.

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    1. Re:Laptop == contraceptive by Zip+In+The+Wire · · Score: 0, Troll

      Date? Who ever dated? All I ever did was say, "want to come over and see the computers the chat system is running on"?

      Boy, I can't even count the number of fat chicks with hairy ass cracks I had in my day. And skinny one's too but I can tell you, if all you've ever had is skinny, hairless wenches, you don't know what sex is.