AOL Locks Out AIM Screen Names
dshaw858 writes "According to a story on eWeek, AOL has mistakenly suspended a very large number of AOL Instant Messenger (one of the most widely used IM programs) accounts, by mistake. I don't know about you guys, but this happened to me and a large percentage of friends and coworkers. AOL says that a fix should be ready by Monday."
America Offline
There is no sig
If they'd mistakenly suspended those accounts on purpose, I'd be really worried about it!
fish and pipes
I knew I should have opened the attachment on that e-mail which AOL was tracking to make sure my account was tracking :(
wtf? u2?
Bah, who needs AIM? I build my own IM clients out of Lego.
UTF-8: There and Back Again
1) Oh no! This could really hurt AOL's rock-solid reputation as a competent and professional Internet service provider!
..." Oh, the hell with it.
2) I heard they're gonna ship the patch for this problem on ten million CDs!
3) The good news is, almost all AOL users are too dumb to notice they've been locked out!
4) "You've got
you sucsessfully made me log into AIM for the first time in months ti see if I was affected, only to be greeted by annoying friends from a long time ago with LONG TIME NO SEE...
bah
Workplace productivity grows by leaps and bounds for a three day stretch.
Don't Crease the Weasel!
AIM users might be forced into interacting with real people for a whole weekend...
No, wait. There's still TV.
"shit"
Say it with me. It's not hard, and no one will die.
How does one pronounce $h!t?
"Hey guys, i'll be back in a minute. I've got to take an h-bang-t dollars."
UPDATE users SET suspended = 1; Oops, we forgot the where part!
THAT WAS YOU!?!?!?
I still feel dirty....
Hmmm witty sig or funny sig? Maybe elitest techy sig!
the real old schoolers telnet into each other's machines and use a chat daemon.
Snowden and Manning are heroes.
BCUZ U DIDNT FRWRD TEH TRAKER MESSAGE 2 ALL UR CONTACTS, THEY SHUT OFF UR ACCOUNT!!!
:P
heh, sure thing
And this right here is how we know he's lying, children. ;-)
You have two hands and one brain, so always code twice as much as you think!