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Router Wars

Chris Holland writes "On the heels of Juniper Networks' recent release of its TX Matrix Platform, Om Malik is giving an interesting overview of current and upcoming battles between protagonists of the Router Game, armed with their Terabit toys."

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  1. Routers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Did anyone else think Linksys Routers, hehehehehe *passes out on the couch*

  2. Say what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm pretty sure that summary says something meaningful, but heck if I can figure out what it is.

    1. Re:Say what? by BabyDave · · Score: 5, Funny

      No-one can tell you what TX Matrix is - you have to RTFA for yourself :)

  3. SUNDAY SUNDAY SUUUUUNNNNDDAAAAAAAYYY by SuperBanana · · Score: 4, Funny
    Router Wars

    The sound...of 2 teeeeeerrrrrrraaabits...of raw poowweerr.

    Watch the Juniper Junker take on the Cisco Crusher this SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY.

    Kids's tickets are just five buuuuux!

    1. Re:SUNDAY SUNDAY SUUUUUNNNNDDAAAAAAAYYY by thegameiam · · Score: 2, Funny

      The ticket price is for the whole seat

      BUT YOU'LL ONLY NEED THE EDGE!

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  4. Speaking of Cisco and Routers by Chapium · · Score: 2, Funny

    There's the Cisco packet game. The game that not only confused me about who it was being marketed toward. But also drove me nuts about its gig with Port au Prince and whatever the rest of the crap on it was. I'm no expert on Haiti, but I don't think stereotyping everyone living in Port au Prince as impoverished schmos who get their water from 5 hours away per day. The game's simply creepy. Peter Packet

  5. Confused... by kzinti · · Score: 4, Funny

    Never known anybody who's even tried a Cisco router. I've been pretty happy with my DeWalt DW625 plunge router - 3 horsepower, electronic variable speed, soft start, and a nice rack-and-pinion depth adjuster. And what is this tera bit everybody is talking about? I've heard of straight bits, v-groove bits, mortising bits, rabbeting bits, cove bits, roundover bits, and tongue-and-groove sets of bits, but never a tera bit. Anybody care to give me the lowdown on this new woodworking equipment?

    1. Re:Confused... by JustOK · · Score: 3, Funny

      The terra bit is fer digging holes in da ground. You can use it when you need a bigger pipe.

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    2. Re:Confused... by dhovis · · Score: 2, Funny

      Terra is the SI prefix for one trillion.

      Terrabits refers to the number of router bits owned by Norm Abram.

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  6. Oh, whatever... by dominion · · Score: 2, Funny

    I don't know too much about high-end routers, so I'm just gonna say this:

    Begun, the router war has.

    Okay, that is all.

  7. Go Re-index your database by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    You code-jockey...

    Don't ya know Routers is what powers dat innernet?

    signed
    Peter Peter the Packet eater

  8. Re:Confused...Terror. not Tera by CdBee · · Score: 2, Funny

    You misread

    It's the Terror Bit, a packet-data monster. You deploy it at the network perimeter, when hackers try to get in it sneaks up behind them and goes "Boo". Then it stabs them through the crotch with an ice-pick.

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  9. Re:Did anyone hear about procket networks ? by dbleoslow · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think you got that confused with the time Bill Gates bought Home Simpson's internet company, CompuGlobalHyperMegaNet(tm), and quickly ransacked his house.

  10. Re:overly simplistic overview by kimbergirl · · Score: 2, Funny

    what is another word for thesaurus.com?

  11. Re:Cost effective. by duffbeer703 · · Score: 3, Funny

    In Korea, only old people use terabit routers

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