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IT Practice Within Microsoft

SilentChris writes "Good article over at CNet regarding Microsoft's internal IT practices. Some intriguing statements from the CIO, from the obvious ('It's an easy choice for me--to run Microsoft technology. We don't run Unix. We don't run Linux. We don't run Oracle.') to the not-so-obvious ('Our users are the admins of their machines. They can load whatever software they want on their machines, but we do audit the network continuously.') I wonder how much time is spent combatting spyware?"

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  1. Longhorn? by kmmatthews · · Score: 5, Funny
    I wonder how much time is spent combatting spyware?

    Aha! So that's why longhorn is taking so many years to write..

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    1. Re:Longhorn? by alw53 · · Score: 4, Funny

      At least their marketing department has figured out how dumb it is to name an OS for the year of its anticipated release.

  2. I wouldn't want that guy's job by Trekologer · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm sure his relatives call him up constantly when their computer has problems.

  3. Misquoted by HungWeiLo · · Score: 5, Funny

    "We don't run Linux....we run GNU/Linux"

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  4. I wonder... by Vvornth · · Score: 1, Funny

    I bet Microsoft has a panic button on all their computers sporting Firefox, *nix and BSD that immediately displays a WinXP desktop.

  5. Comedy... by NecroPuppy · · Score: 5, Funny

    users are the admins of their machines.

    So even Microsoft has realized you can't do crap under a limited login in XP.

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    1. Re:Comedy... by FirstTimeCaller · · Score: 2, Funny

      users are the admins of their machines.

      But are they masters of their domain?

      I suspect not.

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  6. No surprise here by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 2, Funny


    Of COURSE they allow users to admin their own machines at Microsoft. Half of their software won't run correctly in XP unless the user has Administrator privileges.

  7. Software Audits? by EdwinBoyd · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Well Johnson, we found the latest build of Firefox on your machine and a copy of OpenOffice. Clear out your desk by noon"

  8. Re:No wonder they're laggin behind... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I wonder what they did with all of their Xenix boxes? That's what DOS and Windows (up to 3.0) were written on, I hear. (Some Windows development on Suns, too?)

  9. Pain by Icarus1919 · · Score: 2, Funny

    We start with the product group that developed the product, so they feel the pain first. Man, truer words have never been spoken (at least by an MS executive.)

  10. Re:No wonder they're laggin behind... by nadadogg · · Score: 2, Funny

    Maybe because this is the company's internal IT practices, basically
    I know I'm not the only person who read that as infernal IT practices.

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  11. Re:Totally Incoherent Answers by hunterx11 · · Score: 4, Funny

    The Linux boxes are not here. They are not anywhere. They are segfaulting in the parking lot as we speak. I must now inform you that you are too far from reality.

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  12. No shock by overshoot · · Score: 4, Funny

    Considering that "billg@microsoft.com" is hard-wired into quite a few tools for use with anonymous FTP ...

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  13. Re:We don't run Unix. We don't run Linux. by Keeper · · Score: 2, Funny

    For their SFU (Services for Unix) product. I'm sure the irony or the acronym wasn't lost on the person who came up with the name...

  14. Heh, this is a funny quote by phozz+bare · · Score: 2, Funny
    "We won't put all 90,000 mailboxes on Exchange beta. [...] We start with the product group that developed the product, so they feel the pain first."

    phozz

  15. Re:Hmm by TheAntiCrust · · Score: 2, Funny

    Thats such a pessimistic way of looking at it. You never know until you ask; some secretaries boxes might be much more readily available then you would first think.

    ;)

  16. I admin my own box by Pop69 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm an accountant for an insurance firm and I admin my own machine AND the dead rat mail/dns/webserver as well.

    That's because all our "technical" people only know how to admin Microsloth products. If a couple of reboots doesn't fix it they re-install from scratch.