Bad Science Awards
KDan writes "The Bad Science Awards are out. These should put a smile on any science geek's face. Prize gems include: shrinking water molecules, anesthetic condoms, and a plan to send homeopathic AIDS remedies to Botswana."
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I've just read a few of these out - the one that caused the most laughter was the 'shrinking water molecules' one. Looks like the Planck constant isn't, at least for hairdressers :-)
:-( Perhaps if science were more popular/emphasized more at school, the problem might alleviate, but there's no votes in improving the education system in 15 years time...
I'm sure the condom story will cause the most general hilarity though - shades of 'Riotous Assembly' by Tom Sharpe - which I heartily recommend if you want people to wonder why you suddenly burst out laughing...
The real issue of course is that the general public ("sheep") will believe anything a man in a white coat ("doctor") tells them. Scepticism is a vanishing but valuable trait
Simon
Physicists get Hadrons!
Everything L. Ron Hubbard wrote...
repeat after me: creationism (or "intelligent design") is not a scientific theory. it has no predicative power, it offers no real explanation, nor can it be tested.
it belongs in philosophy, religion, psychology and/or sociology classes but not in a science class.
"The fact that Al Quaeda hasn't attacked us again just proves that we are winning the war on terror, and that we are doing the right things to prevent it."
Oh, I'm sorry, that's not bad science, that's just really bad logic. . .
It isn't just the people who'll gladly believe anything a man in a white coat tells them who're the problem, it's also the ones who flatly refuse to trust anything 'scientific'. The people who'll loudly proclaim homeopathy, acupuncture, reiki, therapeutic touch or whatever other bizarre quackery happens to be the fad of the moment to be the cure for everything.
w ick_a_life/ flying the flag for idiocy, but, equally, there are frankly rather creepy people like the Aetherius Society http://www.aetherius.org/ who're only too happy to peddle their own bizarre brand of crap as science.
Sure, we have wonderful scientists like Kevin Warwick: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2000/12/11/kevin_war
In short.. well, think for yourself and beware the demagogue.
Sending Homeopathic remedy for AIDS to a country is not bad science. It is murder pure and simple. You might jsut as well give them sweets and tell them it is a medicament. Oh , wait ...
C. Sagan : A demon haunted world:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0345409469/
visit randi.org
> What about the myth of human-caused global warming?
The only people left who think it's a myth are a bunch of flat-earthers. Jesus christ, even the Bush administration believes it now. What the fuck will it take to get you away from your Hummers?
(And while I'm no fan of Kyoto, it doesn't "require China to increase" a damn thing. What, are there penalties if they don't produce enough? Bloody idiot.)
I honestly don't know enough about the debate to take a side, but I agree that if there really is no science to back global warming up, it should not be used to try to reduce pollution. There are reasons to reduce pollution, but when you use a false or flimsy argument, it just gives the opposition ammo to shoot down what is a good idea.
My other computer is a Jacquard loom.
Science never suppose the existence or the inexistence of supra-human entity. It isn't a question of SCOPE, it is a question of REPRODUCIBILITY and PROOF (falsibility?). True it is entirely possible a God exists, but there is no proof either toward existence or non-existence. But using the existence of God as an hypothesis for a explanation of a phenomennon make it belong to religion/philosophy, not science. That is, unleess you can prove God exists. then it would belong to science to. Thus the argument of the original poster that creationism is not science and should not belong to biology teaching is 100% right.
C. Sagan : A demon haunted world:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0345409469/
visit randi.org
Kyoto does not require anyone to increse their CO2 emmissions. At most, it allows them to.
"Stop failing the Turing test!" -- Dilbert
And informed scientists
Or wrong scientists.
If you don't like a Hummer, don't drive one. That simple
No, it's not that simple. That's like saying "nuclear weapons should be legal for personal use - don't like them? don't buy them". When what you do affects the health of me, my family, and everyone else on the planet, then it's not JUST your business.
If global warming were real, Chinese gas would be as nasty as American gas. But it is all politics
Chinese gas is just as nasty as American gas. Kyoto is a (bad) political response to a very real impending disaster. Stating that Kyoto is flawed does nothing to make the reality of the problem any less serious.
---- Den ene knappen er powerknapp, den andre er Bender voice knapp "Bite My Shiny Metal Ass"
If you've ever seen her show, she is obsessed with colonic irrigation and analysing people's faeces. She claims that all health problems can be diagnosed and solved that way.
The problem is, once we get to a point where it can be 100% proven, it's too fucking late. The evidence, whilst not totally conclusive, is pretty damn strong. We could stick our heads in the sand and sing "la la la", or we could do something about it and try to save ourselves and our descendents.
---- Den ene knappen er powerknapp, den andre er Bender voice knapp "Bite My Shiny Metal Ass"
You fucking idiot.
"but what about babies with colic? "
Placebo effect does not just refer to the effect on the patient. There is also an effect on the diagnosing parent/doctor/veterinarian.
But if you have double-blind studies you'd like to tell us about, please feel free.
"though I do know an excellent one for the flu."
Occasionaly I think I'm getting the flu, but after a day or so's rest I feel much better. It's easy to see how a homeopathic cure could convince me I'd recovered from the flu in record time.
In N, X is always positive!
Who created the laws of physics, and how did they become all-powerful?
Most of the stuff that makes the press is by "scientists" with dubious credentials http://www.consumerfreedom.com/news_detail.cfm/hea dline/1742 who sell their services to groups with an axe to grind http://www.pcrm.org/
With the right buzzwords, you can dupe most of the public into believing anything http://www.dhmo.org/
Ignorance is curable, stupid is forever.
The problem is, once we get to a point where it can be 100% proven, it's too fucking late. The evidence, whilst not totally conclusive, is pretty damn strong. We could stick our heads in the sand and sing "la la la", or we could do something about it and try to save ourselves and our descendents.
Fallacy. Let me illustrate:
The problem with not believing in God is once you get to the point where it can be proven, its too late. Therefore, the logical conclusion is to believe in God. - Pascal's Wager
The evidence for human caused global warming isn't as strong as I'd like. There are far too many unknowns. Quite frankly, we know squat about the environment, and we know squat about global warming. To add to the confusion, $bigcorp promotes one set of data, while $envirowackos promotes another set of data. (Hence my comparision to a belief in God -- some people (myself included) sees strong evidence for the existance of God. Other people do not.)
If we act in ways to prevent possible human-caused global warming, there are known and unknown economical costs to us all. "Economical costs" may sound dry and stuffy, but the net result is that acting to prevent possible human-caused global warming will impact each and every one of our lives in a negative way. That is certain. The cost effects and results of human caused global warming is uncertain.
There is evidence that we are coming out of another ice age. Personally, I believe that this evidence is stronger than the evidence for human caused global warming. Thus, we are probably facing a climate change regardless of what we do. If that is a case, even assuming a small additional climate change do to human causes, it might be more economically *and* environmentally efficient to devote our monies to other areas. What is "better" in the long run -- setting aside one square mile as a wildlife preserve, or reducing human caused global warming by .0001 C? (Disclaimer: numbers pulled out of my ass.)
If you do feel strongly about global warming, I would suggest trying a vegan diet. Not eating meat tends to result in less pollution, less fossil fuels, and you don't get all those nasty greenhouse gasses from farting cows (don't laugh -- cow farts have been studied as a cause for climate change). While eggs and milk is more efficient, the pollution and antibiotic/hormone problems from factory farms may still be a problem.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/horizon/2002/homeopat hy.shtml/
As for "yes, I can tell when it is working and when it isn't.". This is prime example of why we have strict testing. No you can't. Damn. Sorry. This crap makes me angry. One step to faith healers in my opinion.
"Physics is to math as sex is to masturbation." -R. Feynman
"And it's pretty crazy that the global temperature changes in the last 100 years coincide nicely with the industrialization of the world."
That is one of the oldest fallacies in the book. The idea that if A and B occur, it means that A causes B. You really need to do some research concerning logic.
Very true, I've heard it put best as: Correlation does not imply causation.
Required reading for internet skeptics
But I don't think so. I think they view the evidence, think very hard about it, build their climate models carefully, review other published ideas in the field, and that over the last two decades this has brought them to the consensus that man-caused global warming is real and that there will be around 3 degrees C +/- 1 degree C of increase in global mean temperatures over the next century (unless there are reductions in human greenhouse gas emissions).
See, for some basics written for general readers, www.realclimate.org
Your whole "it's just a theory, they haven't proved it yet" argument is the same crap that creationists trot out against evolution (falsely) and that tobacco companies trotted out for years against the "smoking causes cancer" scientific consensus.
Climatologists have proved it to their satisfaction. You got evidence they're wrong, submit it to a refereed journal in the area. If it's not good enough to be published in such a journal, then it's not good enough.
And if you think your evidence is good enough but that there's a vast conspiracy of scientists plotting together to prevent the truth ever being published in any scientific journal, then say so explicitly and reveal yourself as a crank.
Sean
PS: and regards your specific claims, of course we have evidence about how much sunlight the earth has received and how much C02 there was in the past - do you think that we take core samples for the fun of it? And of course our evidence is not 100% complete in all ways - that's how science works. Nor is predicting the weather a month from now the same problem as predicting overall long-term climate trends - so why do you conflate them?
I really disagree with your characterization of "most environment and animal-related science" as being represented by the web sites you linked.
And I'm giving up mod points to say that.
Do you know anything about the *real* environmental and animal research going on, or do you base your impressions on the loudest screamers of the pop-science realm?
The following sentence is true. The preceding sentence was false.
This is not a personal attack; that's why I'm posting as me, and not as an AC. I, too, have read Battlefield Earth, and I cannot, for the life of me, see this book as anything but Science psychofantasy. Compare Hubbard, if you dare, to Asimov, Bradbury, or Heinlein: the differentiation of underlying literary focus is staggering. The three good men whom I mention as counterpoint to Hubbard all used SF as a device to further their plots; Hubbard used it as a way to describe Scientology without giving away information he wanted people to PAY for. Automagical dissemination of information to mentally-challanged humans was the closest thing Hubbard had (well, that and the telepotation ... ) to science, and supposedly this information feeder caused Johnny Two-Guns to become John Rambo, John Wayne, and George Washington combined, as well as some Chuck Yeager, Issac Asimov, and L. Ron Hubbard. I am not being snobbish or elitist. I just cannot classify Battlefield Earth as anything more than a poorly written introduction to the precepts and concepts of Scientology. You are correct in stating that there is no OVERT mention of Scientology, but if you created a skeletal outline of the development of Johnny and the concepts he grows to have, you would probably have a document that would be similar to a "Begginer's Guide to Scientology". Again, I'm posting as myself to establish my points as non-troll. I hope that you take them in that fashion.
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