Mystery Phenomenon Cleans Mars Opportunity Rover
vg30e writes "It seems that some unexplained phenomenon has cleaned the dirt off the Mars Opportunity Rover. While the Spirit rover is down to 400 watt-hours per day due to the dirt obscuring its solar panels, Opportunity has gone from 500 watt-hours to 900 per day. I wish this phenomenon would clean the snow off my car."
I've got a theory, and I think you may all agree with me on this:
We've stumbled on an ancient Martain car wash.
It's invisible, of course.
To think anything different would be just plain silly.
Not a Twitter sockpuppet... but I wish I was.
Static build up during the day attracts dirt and particles, and during the night, when the machine shuts down most of the way the static charge bleeds away, and martian wind blows the dust off.
I been wondering why they didn't just design a slow moving wiper brush to clean the panels in the first place. One wipe every 30 days or as needed.
The government which is strong enough to protect you from everything is strong enough to take everything from you.
This sounds very much like a hoax. From the Reuters article ...
"It said something -- or someone -- had regularly cleaned layers of dust from the solar panels of the Mars Opportunity vehicle while it was closed down during the Martian night."
It just strikes me that this was written by a naive reporter at the butt of a Nasa-inspired joke.
You have to love an article containing the phrase "exciting and unexplained cleaning events".
I sure wish some of these would happen in my car and apartment!
I, for one, welcome our little green dirt cleaning overlords.
Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.
Women are from Mars.
Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
... there stands a martian squeegee kid.
it doesn't even cover the facts. The other rover isn't getting cleaned.
It is much more likely that NASA is now in posession of a photograph of a green guy in dingy clothes holding his hand out for a quarter.
"-1 Troll" is the apparently the same as "-1 I disagree with you."
It's the phone sanitizers!
If the air was too thin to carry dust, how would the dust get on the solar panels?
Well if the wind does carry the dust on to the panel, can you expect the same wind to carry it off the panel instead of add more?
After the whole mooon landing hoax ;), NASA still hasn't learned to keep the janitors from having keys into their top-secret sound-stages. One of the cleaners saw the poor little dirty machine, and decided to give it a thorough scrubbing.
I hope they take better care of the dolphins with lasers on their heads.
Duh, that's obvious. It was one of those bums that run up and wash your windshield at a traffic light, then try to demand payment.
"Merging into heavy traffic at near light speed!"
"Our inertial mass ever increasing!"