'Metal Gear' Symbian OS Trojan Disables Anti-Virus
Omniscientist writes "Just when you thought your Series 60 smartphones were safe, a trojan has surfaced with a two-pronged attack that also in turn disables any anti-virus protection available. Infosyncworld has news about a trojan masquerading itself as a port for the Metal Gear game that disables all anti-virus software on the phone and other necessary utilities like file managers. Also, it affects other phones nearby it via Bluetooth. This trojan has been dubbed 'Metal Gear.a,' quite aptly."
So now I need tin foil for my cell phone, too.
Well, I don't really have a cell phone, but if I did..I'd need tin foil for it.
Job? I don't have time to get a job! Who will sit around and bitch about being broke and unemployed then?
I just want an unstoppable cell-phone virus that permanently disables ringing... then I could cope with the things being about.
"Oh look a Metal Gear Port.. horray downloading..."
"Dude you're cell.. it's dying I think..."
"Snake? SNAKE?! SSSSSNNNNAAAAAKKKKEEEEEE!!!!!!"
Just a boy doing unproffesional IT work that's way above his head.
Any real fan of the series would be expecting a set-up, anyway.
I guess I should expect to see people staring at their phones going "Snake? SSSSNNNNAAAAAAKKKKEEEEEE!!!!"
I'll turn into a supernova and burn up everything. Well I'll turn into a black little hole and you'll turn into string.
I have to disagree. My cell phone is more than my phone. It is a device that I carry with me for many purposes. Sure I get calls on it, but that isn't the most important thing I use it for.
My main use for it turns out to be a clock that isn't uncomfortable to wear (I hate things on my wrist).
It also has some simple games good for keeping me entertained while waiting for the waiter to bring my order. (this is slashdot, of course I don't know any girls to eat with)
It is a handy kitchen timer that I can hear even when I'm at the other end of the house. The phone is on me, not the stove.
There is a useful calender that reminds me when important events come up. (A pain to enter them)
There is a calculator for times when I need to deal with more digits than I can remember at one time. I wish it has hex and graphics functions, but it works.
There is a camera attachment. Sure the pictures are poor, but it works, and I'm more likely to have this with me than a fancy camera.
All this, rolled into one tiny 1.5x4x.75 (inch) device.
Just when you thought your Series 60 smartphones were safe, a trojan has surfaced ... that disables all anti-virus software...
If the things need anti-virus software, they were never safe to begin with.
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