'Metal Gear' Symbian OS Trojan Disables Anti-Virus
Omniscientist writes "Just when you thought your Series 60 smartphones were safe, a trojan has surfaced with a two-pronged attack that also in turn disables any anti-virus protection available. Infosyncworld has news about a trojan masquerading itself as a port for the Metal Gear game that disables all anti-virus software on the phone and other necessary utilities like file managers. Also, it affects other phones nearby it via Bluetooth. This trojan has been dubbed 'Metal Gear.a,' quite aptly."
So now I need tin foil for my cell phone, too.
Well, I don't really have a cell phone, but if I did..I'd need tin foil for it.
Job? I don't have time to get a job! Who will sit around and bitch about being broke and unemployed then?
"Oh look a Metal Gear Port.. horray downloading..."
"Dude you're cell.. it's dying I think..."
"Snake? SNAKE?! SSSSSNNNNAAAAAKKKKEEEEEE!!!!!!"
Just a boy doing unproffesional IT work that's way above his head.
Any real fan of the series would be expecting a set-up, anyway.
I guess I should expect to see people staring at their phones going "Snake? SSSSNNNNAAAAAAKKKKEEEEEE!!!!"
I'll turn into a supernova and burn up everything. Well I'll turn into a black little hole and you'll turn into string.