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SCO Shares Plunge, Canopy Management Change
bretberger writes "Shares in Utah's SCO Group went into a tailspin late Tuesday as news spread of both deepening losses and an apparent coup at the software company's corporate parent, the Canopy Group."
If someone wrote a virus that exploited a vulnerability in KDE, would they call it "The Klap?"
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Batman touched my junk liberally. he strapped me in to his batmobile and he couldnt keep his offensive hands off of me. he was performing many red flag touches. i couldnt believe what the fuck was going on. i told batman the city would not approve of a millionaire touching an underage kid for free.
Can you believe it? Batman did all this. He picked me off the street, strapped my arms and legs down in the batmobile's passenger seat, and just wouldn't stop fondling my cock'n'balls.
They definately were red flag touches. the goddamn referee he had in the back seat kept on raising up this red flag every time he touched my junk but did batman care? NO WAY! He just kept on doing it. I couldn't believe what the fuck was going on, indeed. I pleaded with Mr. Wayne but to no avail. I told him the city would not approve of such a wealthy man touching an underage kid like me (at the time I was 13) without at least compensating me for the trauma and the use of my body as his own personal plaything.
This got to him, worrying about his image. He continued to fondle me, all the while ignoring the referee's red flags. Then he drove the batmobile to my house and *ejected the seat I was in*! It was amazing. But surprisingly, after I woke up the next morning, my bank account had $150k in it! Can you believe it?
llyricnz FP!
You might not be.
At first glance I heard myself say "yes". And I don't plan on saying "woo". But I'm sure many others have had a chance to beat you.
Someone set us up the bomb, so shine we are!
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No, you may not be the first. You fail it!
The roof
The roof
The roof is on fire!
We don't need no water let the muthafuka burn!
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Burn!
Flamebait?! It's supposed to be sarcasm :) Sheesh people are harsh.
Let's see...
http://finance.yahoo.com/q/bc?s=SCO&t=5d/
SCO started out this week at 1.87, and ended the week at 1.86... not exactly a "plunge". There wasn't any great amount of activity on Tuesday, so where's this great tailspin?
3 months ago, SCO was hovering at 1.5, and has done better then the S&P500, the NASDAQ and the DOW.
94% of Repubs and 21% of Dems voted to renew the Patriot Act
bush out of office and rummy in jail.
(you asked)
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Slashdot moderation sucks. Unfortunately, it puts out new stories more quickly and gets a critical mass of user comments more quickly than any other tech sites I've seen. It's like weather in New England- if you don't like it, wait a few minutes, it'll change (and eventually you'll get something interesting.)
ibm will offer them a giant ascii vagina?
1) Your analysis is based on bad assumptions so your result is way off. 2) You're a sick bastard for fucking a horse.
I'm moderately frightened by the number of replies thinking that looks like an ASCII vagina...
...often confuse the anus with a vagina. Go figure. Hey, at least they won't reproduce! *cough!*
If that looks like a vagina to you, I'll have to suggest you stop using that vacuum cleaner for something its not designed to do.
I'm moderately frightened by the number of replies thinking that looks like an ASCII vagina...
You think that's frightening? I thought it was a portrait of a Goatse as a young man.
It's not offtopic, dumbass. It's orthogonal.
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Nuff said
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Based on the fact that you considered that a vagina, I think we can safely conclude you have little to no experience with vaginas, even photographic ones.
Go watch some porn. Pay attention to the "beaver Shots"
Better yet, do what I do and get laid.
"Live Free or Die." Don't like it? Then keep out of the USA
And thus we learn that SCO has little to no grasp of the law, or anatomy!
I'd say we should send them some porn to help them brush up, but if there's even a single case of herpes in the collection, they'll see the Open Sores, and think they have rights to that as well.
And really, given the nature of the current US administration, the last thing the porn industry needs right now is more lawsuits.
"Live Free or Die." Don't like it? Then keep out of the USA