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'Something' Cleaning Mars Rover

bluenirve writes "'Something' has been cleaning the solar panels of the Mars rover Opportunity. "NASA's Mars rover Opportunity seems to have stumbled into something akin to a carwash that has left its solar panels much cleaner than those of its twin rover, Spirit. A Martian carwash would account for a series of unexpected boosts in the electrical power produced by Opportunity's solar panels.""

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  1. They looked for the dirt by Adam9 · · Score: 5, Funny

    When NASA scientists had the rover examine its solar panels for dirt, it replied, "Nothing for you to see here. Please move along."

  2. That Martian is going to get pissed.... by Neologic · · Score: 5, Funny

    That Martian is going to get pissed when the probe doesn't give him a tip.

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    1. Re:That Martian is going to get pissed.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Probe."
      "Tip."

      There's a joke in there somewhere...

  3. Just goes to show... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Women are from Mars.

  4. Bum Martian window washer? by signingis · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is NASA going to have a stinky, unwashed, unshaven martian approach the camera and ask for change?

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  5. Re: Yesterday's News. by Black+Parrot · · Score: 5, Funny


    > Dupe from Yesterday

    Yeah, but the panels are still being cleaned today!

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  6. Re: Yesterday's News. by elmegil · · Score: 5, Funny

    Something is cleaning the editor's memory of the past. Too bad it doesn't work more quickly.

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  7. I told them.... by Audacious · · Score: 4, Funny

    I told those peskey custodians to NOT clean the rover while it was on the set!

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  8. It happened to me too by Magickcat · · Score: 4, Funny

    A similar phenomena used to occur in my room as a teenager. Perhaps the two occurances are somehow connected.

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    1. Re:It happened to me too by agent+dero · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm sure the Mars Lander's mom came in, yelled at him for moving so slowly, and sleeping most of the day, then cleaned his solar panels, and left in a huff....

      Brilliant!

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  9. Re:hmmm... by Walt+Dismal · · Score: 4, Funny

    Martian gravity is lower than Earth's, and dust should be lighter and hence easier to blow off. Or shake off - couldn't NASA have built in some way to have the vehicle shake itself like a dog? Or at least jerk forward, stop, jerk backwards. At which point the Martians would groan and wait for the probe to start spouting rap lyrics.

  10. Re:hmmm... by new_here_arent_you · · Score: 4, Funny

    You're new here, aren't you? No, I am.

  11. They keep passing checkpoints by iabervon · · Score: 4, Funny

    As anyone who's played a racing car game in the past twenty years can tell you, when you pass a checkpoint, you get more time. As long as they keep completing new areas, they'll keep getting bonuses. On the other hand, if the Spirit team doesn't get moving, they're going to have to put in another quarter pretty soon.