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Stable Linux Kernel 2.6.10 Released

An anonymous reader writes "Offering it as 'something to play with over the holidays,' Linus Torvalds released the official 2.6.10 Linux kernel, which he named the 'Woozy Numbat.' KernelTrap offers the full details, noting that there have been minimal changes since the last release candidate, 2.6.10-rc3. Linus commented that with 2.6.10 released, now he could 'get into the Glögg for real' (a hot mulled wine with spices, red wine, port and brandy). As always, the latest Linux kernel can be downloaded from a kernel.org mirror." (Here are some recipes, too.)

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  1. A helpful holiday reminder... by kngthdn · · Score: 5, Funny

    Remember to put a piece of metal silverware into each of of your glasses before you pour your glögg in. If you forget, they'll all crack from the sudden heat.

    And don't forget to rerun lilo afterwards. ; )

    Friends don't let friends "make menuconfig" drunk.

    1. Re:A helpful holiday reminder... by TedCheshireAcad · · Score: 4, Funny

      Friends don't let friends "make menuconfig" drunk.

      This is why the linux kernel needs a breathalyzer driver.

    2. Re:A helpful holiday reminder... by theparanoidcynic · · Score: 4, Funny

      Friends don't let friends "make menuconfig" drunk.

      Oh word. Judging by previous experiences in (highly) inebriated system administration I may well spell "make menuconfig" as "rm -rf /". This, while funny at the time would make for a very . . . interesting hangover.

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    3. Re:A helpful holiday reminder... by lgftsa · · Score: 2, Funny

      /dev/bloodalcohol

    4. Re:A helpful holiday reminder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      echo 0.002 > /dev/bloodalcohol

      better yet:

      $ ssh user@otherbody -c "echo 0.002 > /dev/bloodalcohol"
      $ ssh user@otherbody -c "cat /dev/bloodalcohol"
      0.002
      "hey man, you cant possibly drive home like that"

    5. Re:A helpful holiday reminder... by $!*_ForeignApes · · Score: 3, Funny

      else the kernel would have to be installed in /booze/vmlinuz

  2. Re:Glogg by kovarg · · Score: 4, Funny

    there is more to the holiday season than alcahol

    Really? What?

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  3. Re:Glogg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Without the alcahol(sic) how do you expect to have drunken holiday family fued? It's not christmas unless the ham gets shoved up someone's arse.

  4. Safety tip by lheal · · Score: 5, Funny

    Don't forget to compile in the designated driver.

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  5. Warning: bad pun incoming by LGagnon · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, this just goes to show Linux isn't 100% perfect: Even with all the great programs for Linux, even Linus sometimes needs to use WINE for something. :) /ducks fanboys and humorless mods

  6. come upstairs and open your presents by c01100011 · · Score: 5, Funny

    . . . .not now mom i am compiling my kernel . . . .

    lucky me, since i do it the debian way i will be done before they finish the stocking stuffers. . .

  7. Re:Glogg by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 2, Funny

    Linux kernel patches, of course.

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  8. Re:"which he named the 'Woozy Numbat.'" by 0racle · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think he had already hit the GlÃgg pretty good when they named this one.

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  9. Wonderful! by zerocool^ · · Score: 3, Funny


    It's a good thing I wasn't busy. The turkey can marinate for another 24 hours, should do it good.

    ~Wx
    (merry fucking whatever, everyone!)

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    sig?
  10. just in time for the festive season by kzh · · Score: 2, Funny

    and on the twelfth day of Christmas, Linus left for me... an upgrade for linux-2.60.10-rc3

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  11. Re:New year new kernel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Abandon 2.4?! I'm still using 2.2 here with my Debian.

  12. on the fiifth day of Christmas, by Herr_Nightingale · · Score: 4, Funny

    my internet gave to me
    five spambot virii,
    four porno graphics,
    three smiley faces :)
    two free-after-rebate sweaters,
    an anti-spam robot
    and an update to the source tree

  13. Re:Make grub even easier to use by jericho4.0 · · Score: 2, Funny
    Actually, I forgot

    #make kernel_image --revision=1.0

    This produces a package, including image,modules, lilo configuration, etc, in the /usr/src directory.

    My apologies to the masses who, seeing how easy my previous example was, ditched windows/BSD/OSX, installed Debian, and got stuck at step 4.

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