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Cassini's Robot Lab Successfully Separates
toomanyairmiles writes "The BBC has an article indicating NASA's Cassini probe has successfully launched its robot lab on its three-week journey into the atmosphere of Saturn's moon Titan. 'Such is the chemistry and temperature (-180C) on Titan that scientists suspect it may harbour lakes, even great seas, of methane or ethane.' Seemingly we have very little idea of what we'll find there: 'Even Cassini's remarkable instruments have struggled to get at the facts. Scientists can see dark and bright regions on the surface, but quite what they represent no one is really sure.'"
What .. they are still using B&W television over there.
there is every possibility that Huygens will make a splashdown
And, if the BBC's pic is correct, it will look almost exactly like an upended Reese's Peanut Butter Cup.
The coolest voice ever.
Scientists can see dark and bright regions on the surface, but quite what they represent no one is really sure.
My money's on the dark regions being a plague of multiplying monoliths. Cover your eyes...
The coolest voice ever.
you misspelled "mispell".
I find the random insertion by /. of a large Doom 3 ad (consisting of a closeup of a demonic figure) right after the text of this article an amusing irony. Just what DO we expect to find down there?
Somewhere, there is a scraggle-toothed man saying "That thar's cheap for such a purty fella!"
Even Cassini's remarkable instruments have struggled to get at the facts.
From what I heard, the instruments were just giving their opinions, ruminations, and vague rumors. One even broke into song, which, from a scientific viewpoint, yielded very little hard data...
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Untrue. We'll immediately launch another probe with devices for detecting interplanetary WMDs, get bored waiting for it to get conclusive results, and so send bigger ships to liberate the methan^H^H^H^H^H^Htitans...
Or maybe the TV appeals will start: "there's been life discovered on the moon, Titan. These lifeforms don't know the love and teachings of Jesus. We need you to donate money so we can build our own spaceship, so we can spread to word of Jesus to these so called 'Marklah'."
But most likely, both will happen.