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Opportunity Rover Encounters Its Own Heat Shield

blamanj writes "Mars Rover Opportunity, a few meters shy of the 2km mark on its odometer, has come across the remains of the heat shield from its landing. This map traces the path of the rover for the past 11 months. It's been averaging about 6 meters/sol. Spirit, which had to stop to dislodge a rock, is still climbing the "Columbia Hills". It's tough going, and Spirit experiences slippage of up to 80% as it climbs the hills."

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  1. Must have been a classic "WTF?!" moment at the JPL by SYFer · · Score: 5, Funny

    Since I assume that they would not know the precise location of the shield, it must have been quite a moment when the thing first slewed into view. It's a bitch getting that Mountain Dew out of the keyboard, isn't it?

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  2. Unfortunately by mg2 · · Score: 5, Funny

    The crushed-body of an evidently indigenous species was found sprawled in the impact zone of the heat shield....

    1. Re:Unfortunately by michaeldot · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yes, it had probably been working on one of those canal boats they used to have up there.

    2. Re:Unfortunately by Zorilla · · Score: 4, Funny

      The crushed-body of an evidently indigenous species was found sprawled in the impact zone of the heat shield....

      The Wicked Witch of the West was unavailible for comment.

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    3. Re:Unfortunately by rark · · Score: 2, Funny

      interplanetary war to be declared at 11

  3. ebay it by phoric · · Score: 5, Funny

    That stuff is gonna be worth a lot of money some day, when a kid digs it up in their back yard. On Mars. You know, after we all move there.

  4. Ascending by lowpass_wilter · · Score: 5, Funny

    "It's tough going, and Spirit experiences slippage of up to 80% as it climbs the hills."

    Sounds a bit like trying to get out of Gehennom with the amulet.

    1. Re:Ascending by LaCosaNostradamus · · Score: 1, Funny

      S'funny, I was immediately reminded instead of John Kerry's campaign.

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  5. How big is *your* potato? by myowntrueself · · Score: 4, Funny

    From the article;

    "A potato-sized rock got caught in Spirits's right rear wheel on sol 339"

    Come *on* NASA. Potatos vary so wildly in size that comparisons like this are totally useless!

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    1. Re:How big is *your* potato? by SYFer · · Score: 5, Funny

      Perhaps they should have used the more precise "tater tot" standard.

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    2. Re:How big is *your* potato? by Have+Blue · · Score: 4, Funny

      "What's 'taters', NASA?"

      POH-TAY-TOES!!


      (don't use so many caps. it's like yelling.)

    3. Re:How big is *your* potato? by SYFer · · Score: 5, Funny

      Tater Tots are a product of the Ore-Ida corporation and are a delicious processed potato treat. They were developed in 1953 and introduced to a grateful public in 1954.

      NASA began using them as an engineering standard in the late 60s durring the Apollo missions. Today, Tater Tots are still as popular in the lab as they are in the dining room.

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    4. Re:How big is *your* potato? by mtrisk · · Score: 3, Funny

      I see the engineers didn't play with their cheap Tonka sets out in the dirt enough when they were young...

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    5. Re:How big is *your* potato? by avgjoe62 · · Score: 4, Funny
      what the hell is a tater tot anyway?

      In standard space universal measure, roughly 1/2000 of a classic Volkswagen Beetle.

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    6. Re:How big is *your* potato? by isomeme · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's a standard metric potato-size. Unfortunately, NASA's contractors inadvertantly prepared for Imperial potato-sized rocks, hence the wheel jam.

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  6. In other news...... by RabidChicken · · Score: 3, Funny

    NASA discovered microbes in the immediate area...

    1. Re:In other news...... by Fjornir · · Score: 2, Funny

      Pwobabwy tewwan!

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    2. Re:In other news...... by Zorilla · · Score: 2, Funny

      Huhuhuhuhuhuuhh!

      Zerg season! Terran season! Zerg season! Terran season!

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  7. What the? by BladeMelbourne · · Score: 1, Funny
    The shortest distance between two points is a straight line... did mission control get one of their offspring to draw the route with a red kiddy marker?

    Map

    I wonder if these rovers use Energiser (TM) solar panels... they just keep going and going and going :-)

    1. Re:What the? by KennyP · · Score: 2, Funny

      I was driving the rover. Just because I'm a raging drunk doesn't mean that I won't get there sooner or later!!!

      Kenny P.
      Visualize Whirled P.'s

  8. Re:Must have been a classic "WTF?!" moment at the by kurzweilfreak · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...and then the rest of the vets had a good laugh at the expense of the "new kid" they failed to clue in on the location of the shield they had been knowing. Ahh, c'est la vie.

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  9. Slippage by Icarus1919 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yeah, I had 80% slippage my first time, too. But you get better after that and it's not as embarassing.

    1. Re:Slippage by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, I had 80% slippage my first time, too. But you get better after that and it's not as embarassing.

      I hope you are not posting YOUR photos on NASA sites.

  10. Re:What?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    >> he rovers are astonishing in what they can do, but a human would dramatically outpace them. What it might take a rover an entire day to do, a human could do in a 30-45 seconds.

    Parent has never seen a unionized workplace...

  11. Re:Lutefisk?? by CoolGopher · · Score: 4, Funny

    If you reckon Lutefisk is bad, you obviously have not yet had the "pleasure" of encountering the Swedish "delicacy" known as "Surströmming".

    To make surströmming you take a perfectly good piece of raw fish, stick it in a tin can, and then let it sit there fermenting for at least a year (the longer the better, apparently).

    After that, you open it, and eat it without any further preparation. Don't ask me what you normally have with it, because I don't know; 5 seconds after the can has been opened I am a few kilometers away, desperately attempting to escape the stench (generally together with everyone else in the neighbourhood).

    So, just be thankful it's only Lutefisk on that map - had it been surströmming the martians would have accused us of chemical warfare! ;-)

  12. Here's the schedule by i41Overlord · · Score: 5, Funny

    After the heat shield, what will Opportunity look at?... Are there scientific targets identified, or are they maybe going to try to "sprint" Opportunity and see how far it can get in the shortest amount of time?

    I have the NASA rover plans right here, and the schedule is as follows:

    1. explore Endurance crater (complete)
    2. examine discarded heat shield (complete)
    3. run rover for endurance trials
    4. sprint rover (you called it)
    5. race rover
    6. jump rover
    7. make rover do acrobatic tricks
    8. crash rover
    9. profit

  13. Re:Lutefisk?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    To make surströmming you take a perfectly good piece of raw fish, stick it in a tin can, and then let it sit there fermenting for at least a year (the longer the better, apparently).

    mmmm....sounds a bit like what we call tunafish.

  14. Re:pictures by Xeo+024 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Parent forgot to post where the pictures are, go to:

    C:\My Documents\My Pictures\Mars Rover Mission

    You'll find them there.

  15. Re:pictures by nxtr · · Score: 2, Funny

    Actually it would be C:\Documents and Settings\Mars Rover Mission\My Documents\My Pictures. NASA wouldn't dare risking the Mars mission to Windows 95/98! Only the best for the Mars rovers: Windows Server 2003 with the Workstation hack installed!

  16. Re:What?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    What it might take a rover an entire day to do, a human could do in a 30-45 seconds. ...including suffocation & hypothermia.

  17. Humans haven't even landed there..... by fred911 · · Score: 2, Funny

    We're already trashing up the place!

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  18. Re:What's a "sol"? by some+guy+I+know · · Score: 4, Funny
    What's a "sol"?
    A "sol" is something that leaves your body when you die. When NASA refers to "325 sols", they mean that the rover has run over 325 Martians.
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  19. It had to be said. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Act 1, Scene 1

    Somewhere on Mars, Opportunity crests a rise and sights the Beagle probe. Several hours later, it rolls up to it and begins to extract its rock abrasion tool.

    BEAGLE[In British accent] : Is that a rock abrasion tool in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

  20. Re:how far away is Beagle 2? by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 3, Funny

    And even if we could get to it, what would we do? Poke at it with the rock abrasion tool?

    If they could get both rovers over there they could take a picture of one rover pointing at the biggest chunk from the debris field and NASA engineers could photoshop in a 'EuroSpaceTrash' sign. You know, like the kind you used to hang on passed out drunks in the frat house, or like Lyndie England might do.

    The Freedom Fries Congress ought to vote NASA a budget increase after that.

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  21. Re:pictures by Amata · · Score: 3, Funny

    Close.

    C:\Documents and Settings\Administrator\My Documents\My Pictures\Mars Rover Mission

    Cuz all those NASA geeks just *have* to be Admin, you know :p

  22. Re:Lutefisk?? by jtriska · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm from Minnesota, where the dish is rather common. (Though I've never eaten it.. yuck)

    From what I've heard, people of nordic decent (of which there are a lot in MN) eat it as a tradition, definately not because of its taste, but as a reminder of harsh times.

    As for why they named a rock after it, who knows. Do the rovers have taste sensors? I'm sure it doesnt taste much different.

  23. New Frontier domination by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Americans have long dominated the litter industry here on earth. It's encouraging to see their desire to continue that domination on other planets. Too bad their are no Native Martians in need of extermination.