Vioxx Replaces Porn as Spam King

An anonymous reader noted that CNN is running a story crowning vioxx the new king of spam, upsetting poor old fashioned pornography. Of course, for me all my spam seems to be about rolexes.

Comments

Same old spam

[teiresias]

vioxx. pr0n. same thing. it's all about relieving a pain in your muscles.

course if you have pain in your muscles from pr0n you're uhhh doing it wrong.

actually read spam?

[Anonymous Coward]

There may be more vioxx spam than porn spam.. but which of it is CLICKED MORE? eh? EH?

Vioxxis a temporary circumstance ...

[stuffduff]

Vioxx is a temporary circumstance ... while pr0n is a permeant condition. It's like the difference between "Out for lunch" and "Out to Lunch."

Yay!

[Anonymous Coward]

Now I don't have to get a penis implant!! I can just buy pills to make it better! Thank god.

Really?

[sulli]

Want a Watch?

Because you claim to be too rich.

[TalShiar00]

Rob, stop telling your credit card companies that you make $2.5 mil a year and you will stop getting rich-people spam. :)

Only on Slashdot...

[Ghostgate]

... could the first post get modded redundant.

Re:Only on Slashdot...

[complete loony]

... could the first post about the first post getting modded redundant get modded informative :).
And the first post about the first post about the first post getting modded redundant getting modded informative could get modded funny?

Re:Vioxx topples porn as spam king?

[sharkey]

toople porn

Sounds nasty.

It's really disappointing

[Ethanol]

It used to be that all the spam was telling me to "impress her with my huge new c0ck". Now it's just telling me to "impress her with a r0lex".

Neither one really speaks well of her, does it? But at least before there was still a certain animal physicality about the relationship. Now it's all about the shiny baubles.

I don't know... I just don't think this imaginary relationship is going to last. Maybe I should get back out there, start dating again. 'Course, before I can do that, I'll have to do something about this crippling arthritis of mine...

Lucky editor

[Turmio]

Of course, for me all my spam seems to be about rolexes.

Well how about that. Lucky you. To me they only offer replicas!

Re:Lucky editor

[tinkerton]

in my case they're offering the original replicas.

I suppose that beats the offers you get

Re:But they asked AOL!!!!

[WormholeFiend]

little do the spammers know that in order to improve it, you need to have a sex life in the first place!

Re:Do spammers think that no women use computers?

[Anonymous Coward]

do men actually think that increasing your penis size will make women ecstatic?

Yes, we do. Are you telling me it won't?

Your sig

[rainman_bc]

I find it ironic that you of all people have anything to say about spam when your sig is one of the spams I receive the most of.

Re:I see your spam and RAISE it

[Anonymous Coward]

Thats not spam. It's some god-damned internet enabled fridge relaying what it says on the little fridge magnet words stuck to the side of itself.

Re:Vioxx?

[kosmicki]

Er, damn. http://sluggy.com/daily.php?date=040710

Re:Do spammers think that no women use computers?

[WolfWithoutAClause]

Most spam I get is about enlarging my penis, something that being a woman I can't do,

a) You're wrong, you can do this; it's just that your penis is attached to your boyfriend :-)

or pleasing a woman with my staying power

b) Actually, you can do this too, and you kill two birds with one stone if you invite your boyfriend to watch. See 'enlarging' :-)

Hope this helps :-)