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NASA Prepares to Launch Comet-Buster

Posted by michael on from the where's-the-kaboom dept.

Chessphoon writes "NASA's Deep Impact, a spacecraft named after the 1998 movie, is scheduled to launch on January 12. If all goes as planned, the spacecraft will collide with Comet Tempel 1 six months later on July 4, and create a crater so that the inside of the comet can be analyzed."

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  1. Is it just me... by mstra · · Score: 4, Funny
    ...or is this the kind of thing that, if it happened in a movie, would cause an apocolypse brought on by our own hubris?

    Yes, I read TFA. I know that there is no danger. But those crazy scientists in the movies always think they are safe too.

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    1. Re:Is it just me... by mstra · · Score: 3, Funny

      Hey, if they're too stupid to have created movies to teach them to defend themselves against Bruce Willis, then they're better off being wiped out.

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    2. Re:Is it just me... by xSauronx · · Score: 2, Funny
      They were quite entitled to make any suggestions or protests at the apporpriate time, you know....

      The plans were announced months ago...

      Well...but the plans were on display, on the internet even, surely they have access to the internet out there....

      Yes the Earth internet...

      Yes we're some distance away and all....

      Look they haven't even tried to find the plans...

      It's not as if it's a particularly nice rock...

      Oh they'll love the crater!

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    3. Re:Is it just me... by aminorex · · Score: 3, Funny

      i TRIED to explain there was intelligent life on the wet rock, but nobody believed me. i shouldn't have admitted that it was made of meat. then they might have at least checked out my story, but when i tried to explain that there was animated intelligent meat living on a warm rock by Sol, that it had cultures, art, even songs (singing meat?) well, i wouldn't have believed it either if i hadn't seen it myself.
      the new hyperdrive bypass goes through on tuesday.
      so long, singing meat people.

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  2. Stop the Violence by knapper_tech · · Score: 5, Funny

    What if the comets retaliate by impacting Earth?

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    1. Re:Stop the Violence by Roland+Piquepaille · · Score: 3, Funny

      Then Earth will form the Coalition of the Willing, composed of the United States, Tonga, Estonia, Palau, the Marshall Islands, Micronesia, Samoa (and Poland, you forgot Poland!) and will send interplanetary missiles on Venus, because Venus provided support to the cometian terrorists...

    2. Re:Stop the Violence by Tablizer · · Score: 3, Funny

      What if the comets retaliate by impacting Earth?

      The dinosaurs tried the same thing in 60,000,000 B.C., and look what happened to them.

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    3. Re:Stop the Violence by MacGod · · Score: 3, Funny

      Then Earth will form the Coalition of the Willing..... and will send interplanetary missiles on Venus, because Venus provided support to the cometian terrorists...

      So, you're saying there's oil in the comets?

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  3. The aliens have got a little list by AndroidCat · · Score: 4, Funny
    And in six months, they've going to come and look for all of you!
    Deep Impact's larger flyby spacecraft will carry a smaller impactor spacecraft to Tempel 1 for release into the comet's path for a planned collision. The flyby spacecraft will take pictures as the 370-kilogram (816 pound) copper-tipped impactor plunges into Tempel 1 at about 37,000 kilometers (22,990 miles) per hour. The impactor is expected to make a spectacular, football field-sized crater, seven to 15 stories deep, in the speeding comet. Carried aboard the impactor will be a standard mini-CD containing the names of comet, space and other enthusiasts from around the world.
    Hopefully they won't be too pissed off. Maybe just an alien wedgie or something?
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    1. Re:The aliens have got a little list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      What? No AOL (Aliens On Line) CD?

  4. Re:What a waste of money by Free_Meson · · Score: 4, Funny

    IMO, why waste money to see the content of a comet? There are so many better things to learn and explore in this great cosmos of ours.

    I bet there's a tootsie pop in the middle and we'll still be left pondering that eternal question: how many licks does it take to get to the middle of a tootsie pop?

  5. Corpsicle by vveak · · Score: 1, Funny

    I created the Event Horizon to reach the stars, but she's gone much, much farther than that. She tore a whole in our universe, a gateway to another dimension, a dimension of pure chaos, pure evil

  6. Given their track record by fuzzy12345 · · Score: 5, Funny

    NASA should have considered planning this mission to be a near-flyby. Given their record of hitting what they aim to miss and missing what they aim to hit...

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  7. Re:Do your homework... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    The NASA project was *not* named after the movie... It was named after a p0rn fantasy.

  8. Maybe.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    They should get the ESA to oversee/launch this mission. They seem to have no problem impacting their spacecraft.

    smile

  9. payload revealed by deft · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wheras the pioneer spacecraft carried media of human genome, voices, sounds, animals, how the world workewd, this mission needed to crater a giant comet.

    Therefore, the media stored on board consists of Gigli, Ishtar, Hudson hawk, Battlefield Earth, and The Adventures of Pluto Nash.

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  10. Will they never learn...? by tygerstripes · · Score: 4, Funny
    Carried aboard the impactor will be a standard mini-CD containing the names of comet, space and other enthusiasts from around the world.
    Now look, we all remember hearing back in the '80s how you could run a truck over a CD, cover it in jam and use it as a teething-ring and still get it to play, but it's just not true!!!

    Send an I-pod instead. That might survive. If it doesn't get stolen en-route.

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  11. From my super smart and beautiful girlfriend dept by roman_mir · · Score: 5, Funny

    She thinks that the NASA is just hiding the fact that the comet is about to hit us and is dangerous so they decided to blow it up but masked the attempt as a scientific experiment.

    (and before you, smartasses, ask me, yes, she is a girl :)

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  12. And Twenty Minutes Later... by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 2, Funny

    the nanotech civilization living on the comet wipes Earth off the Solar System...

    With luck, they'll be more precise about it and just wipe out the US government.

    Well, we can hope...

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  13. Thanks NASA by Tom7 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm glad we're finally doing something about these damned comets.

    Kill 'em all!

  14. This one time... by Muttonhead · · Score: 2, Funny

    at band camp, we converted my flute into a rocket. We had a launch and it intercepted an asteroid. We steered the asteroid into a collision path with the earth. It was all very politically motivated of course. You see we wanted to bring in the new world order with a bang.

  15. Re:remember? by Limburgher · · Score: 2, Funny

    fopa? Try faux pas. Funny. That's sort of like fumbling over the pronunciation of "pronunciation". :)

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  16. American vs. European Approach by superyooser · · Score: 4, Funny
    ... the European Space Agency's Rosetta spacecraft, which will attempt a controlled landing on a comet, but not until 2014.

    Deep Impact, by contrast, will provide "instant gratification," says Grammier. The entire $330 million mission should be wrapped up a month after impact.

    So, the Europeans are going to geeeently land their little rover (Beagle III?), putter around, and delicately inspect rocks and dust. Boooriiiinng! :-)

    NASA, in typical American fashion...

    This is one spacecraft NASA wants to smash and trash. "It would be like it's standing in the middle of the road and this huge semi coming down at it at 23,000 mph (37,015 kph), you know, just bam!" Grammier says. ... "We expect to provide great fireworks for all our observatories," Grammier says, "and that's exciting to do it on July Fourth."
    KA-BLOOIEE! Blow it up! Blow it up! I'm so glad I'm an American. This is a country that combines science, space explosions, and patriotism into one very cool bundle. And we can take pictures of it from Mars.

    I. Love. This. Countryyy! Yeeeeeeaaah! *does Bush/Ballmer monkey dance*