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NASA Prepares to Launch Comet-Buster

Chessphoon writes "NASA's Deep Impact, a spacecraft named after the 1998 movie, is scheduled to launch on January 12. If all goes as planned, the spacecraft will collide with Comet Tempel 1 six months later on July 4, and create a crater so that the inside of the comet can be analyzed."

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  1. Is it just me... by mstra · · Score: 4, Funny
    ...or is this the kind of thing that, if it happened in a movie, would cause an apocolypse brought on by our own hubris?

    Yes, I read TFA. I know that there is no danger. But those crazy scientists in the movies always think they are safe too.

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    1. Re:Is it just me... by fred911 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      " I know that there is no danger"

      That's because you don't live there. What if we're too stupid to recognize a type of life that does?

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    2. Re:Is it just me... by mstra · · Score: 3, Funny

      Hey, if they're too stupid to have created movies to teach them to defend themselves against Bruce Willis, then they're better off being wiped out.

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    3. Re:Is it just me... by aminorex · · Score: 3, Funny

      i TRIED to explain there was intelligent life on the wet rock, but nobody believed me. i shouldn't have admitted that it was made of meat. then they might have at least checked out my story, but when i tried to explain that there was animated intelligent meat living on a warm rock by Sol, that it had cultures, art, even songs (singing meat?) well, i wouldn't have believed it either if i hadn't seen it myself.
      the new hyperdrive bypass goes through on tuesday.
      so long, singing meat people.

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  2. Stop the Violence by knapper_tech · · Score: 5, Funny

    What if the comets retaliate by impacting Earth?

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    1. Re:Stop the Violence by Roland+Piquepaille · · Score: 3, Funny

      Then Earth will form the Coalition of the Willing, composed of the United States, Tonga, Estonia, Palau, the Marshall Islands, Micronesia, Samoa (and Poland, you forgot Poland!) and will send interplanetary missiles on Venus, because Venus provided support to the cometian terrorists...

    2. Re:Stop the Violence by Tablizer · · Score: 3, Funny

      What if the comets retaliate by impacting Earth?

      The dinosaurs tried the same thing in 60,000,000 B.C., and look what happened to them.

    3. Re:Stop the Violence by MacGod · · Score: 3, Funny

      Then Earth will form the Coalition of the Willing..... and will send interplanetary missiles on Venus, because Venus provided support to the cometian terrorists...

      So, you're saying there's oil in the comets?

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  3. Do your homework... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    The NASA project was *not* named after the movie. Read http://www.cnn.com/2005/TECH/space/01/01/comet.bus ter.ap/index.html
    for the real story.

  4. The aliens have got a little list by AndroidCat · · Score: 4, Funny
    And in six months, they've going to come and look for all of you!
    Deep Impact's larger flyby spacecraft will carry a smaller impactor spacecraft to Tempel 1 for release into the comet's path for a planned collision. The flyby spacecraft will take pictures as the 370-kilogram (816 pound) copper-tipped impactor plunges into Tempel 1 at about 37,000 kilometers (22,990 miles) per hour. The impactor is expected to make a spectacular, football field-sized crater, seven to 15 stories deep, in the speeding comet. Carried aboard the impactor will be a standard mini-CD containing the names of comet, space and other enthusiasts from around the world.
    Hopefully they won't be too pissed off. Maybe just an alien wedgie or something?
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  5. Re:What a waste of money by Free_Meson · · Score: 4, Funny

    IMO, why waste money to see the content of a comet? There are so many better things to learn and explore in this great cosmos of ours.

    I bet there's a tootsie pop in the middle and we'll still be left pondering that eternal question: how many licks does it take to get to the middle of a tootsie pop?

  6. Re:What a waste of money by albn · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Why did we go to the moon? It was a political "mine is bigger than yours" game. Also, we want to send miners up there to compensate for dwindling natural resources. How is that going to cost effective?

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  7. Given their track record by fuzzy12345 · · Score: 5, Funny

    NASA should have considered planning this mission to be a near-flyby. Given their record of hitting what they aim to miss and missing what they aim to hit...

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  8. Re:What a waste of money by drakethegreat · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I think you are thinking about it the wrong way. NASA doesn't like to spend more money to send crafts over 1000 times the distance or greater (where other comets might be) but rather would spend money on analyzing a comet right near by. It saves them money actually and because they have never seen the comet up close its possible that its something besides just a big rock. NASA is full of optimists who think that something amazing to learn could be anywhere in the cosmos so they will take the time to look at anything they can. Waste of time, I don't think so.

  9. it wasnt named AFTER the movie by cheekyboy · · Score: 3, Informative

    Can the editors get a clue, as said in other articles else where on the net, the name DEEP IMPACT was determined about the same time as the movie title was, but was 100% a coincedence and not chosen because of a movie.

    Yes a small anal point, but jeez, you guys fail basic Journalism 101 class dudes.

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  10. you must be a jock by cheekyboy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Because if all comets are NOT ice, but just normal asteroids that generate massive plasma/electric charges, then that changes *ALL* theories on how the earth/solar system was evolved, and that throws out other derived theories, and then it makes more new ones, which would lead to more discoveries and finally allowing you to get your anti-gravity device to get to the moon. OK.

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  11. Re:What a waste of money by Mr2cents · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I have a better idea: why don't you divert money meant for the military to that worthy cause and stop whining about some millions spent on a space probe? Billions and billions are spent each day developing and building weapons. Incidentally, most misery on earth is caused by war (eg, famines are often caused by long wars causing farmers to stop cultivating the land).

    You could also split it 50/50 between humanitary aid and space programs, you could still solve most if not all diseases and famine, while launching a mission like the two mars rovers EVERY DAY!

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  12. Will they never learn...? by tygerstripes · · Score: 4, Funny
    Carried aboard the impactor will be a standard mini-CD containing the names of comet, space and other enthusiasts from around the world.
    Now look, we all remember hearing back in the '80s how you could run a truck over a CD, cover it in jam and use it as a teething-ring and still get it to play, but it's just not true!!!

    Send an I-pod instead. That might survive. If it doesn't get stolen en-route.

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  13. From my super smart and beautiful girlfriend dept by roman_mir · · Score: 5, Funny

    She thinks that the NASA is just hiding the fact that the comet is about to hit us and is dangerous so they decided to blow it up but masked the attempt as a scientific experiment.

    (and before you, smartasses, ask me, yes, she is a girl :)

  14. American vs. European Approach by superyooser · · Score: 4, Funny
    ... the European Space Agency's Rosetta spacecraft, which will attempt a controlled landing on a comet, but not until 2014.

    Deep Impact, by contrast, will provide "instant gratification," says Grammier. The entire $330 million mission should be wrapped up a month after impact.

    So, the Europeans are going to geeeently land their little rover (Beagle III?), putter around, and delicately inspect rocks and dust. Boooriiiinng! :-)

    NASA, in typical American fashion...

    This is one spacecraft NASA wants to smash and trash. "It would be like it's standing in the middle of the road and this huge semi coming down at it at 23,000 mph (37,015 kph), you know, just bam!" Grammier says. ... "We expect to provide great fireworks for all our observatories," Grammier says, "and that's exciting to do it on July Fourth."
    KA-BLOOIEE! Blow it up! Blow it up! I'm so glad I'm an American. This is a country that combines science, space explosions, and patriotism into one very cool bundle. And we can take pictures of it from Mars.

    I. Love. This. Countryyy! Yeeeeeeaaah! *does Bush/Ballmer monkey dance*