More Linux Portable Media Players On The Way
An anonymous reader writes "According to LinuxDevices.com, Taiwanese motherboard maker FIC will unveil a Linux-based portable media player (PMP) at the Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas this week. FIC's 'Vassili' includes a 3.6-inch color LCD screen and a 20GB hard drive, and supports files in MPEG 1-4, MP3, WMA, WAV, ASF, AVI, and JPEG format. Speaking of Linux-based PMPs, Archos will also showcase its lastest PMP, the Pocket Media Assistant PMA400 at CES, and other Linux-based PMPs have recently been announced by iRiver, Veritouch, and Zupera."
... Who the FUCK cares?
... *goes off to flirt with some other dude with an iPod*"
Girl: "Hey, that's a cool MP3 player!"
Luser: "It's not JUST an MP3 player! It runs Linux with a 2.4 kernel, and I even have a copy of GCC installed so that I can compile stuff on it!"
Girl: "Uhh, okay
Damn, you got there first.
You are a worthy typist.
WTF? And I bet the music manager only runs on Windows and OS/X. But it's based on Linux! Super.
Sig goes here.
Impress her with the 2.6.9 kernel and you'll have it made
Yes and we're all hoping that it PMP slaps the iPod, and that we won't have to put our sweet asses on the corner to afford one.
And if you're just using Linux for your MP3's then you're better off running Windows anyhow. It's like taking a F1 race car and only using it to drive 1 block to the corner market.
See, here's the thing.
These Linux based PMPs are cool.
But the iPod Photo is a Portable Image and Music Player.
And everyone knows nothing else is as cool as a PIMP.
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Mod me down, you fucking twits. Go ahead. I dare you.
(I read with sigs off.)
So then it's settled...
All occurences of the string "OGG" in encoders/decoders/players and existing song file names will be replaced with 69R
eg: "Rammstein - Reise, Reise.69R"
Think of the pickup lines... "Hey baby, want to sample my 69R selection?", etc.