Linus Makes Business Week's Best Managers List
andhar writes "Linus Torvalds has made Business Week Magazine's 2004 list of Best Managers, where he finds himself in the company of luminaries such as Hector Ruiz (AMD), John Henry (Boston Red Sox) and Steven Spielberg (Dreamworks SKG).
The article lauds the influence of Linux on the server market and drops the names of such heavyweights as IBM, Dell, HP and Intel as Linux supporters.
Linus is quoted, calling all you kernel coders a herd of cats."
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Bastard. I almost had it. May you get modded up to +5 Informative out of shame.
First-post-by-an-Indian-from-India-working-in-a-so ftware-company-that-is-involved-in-outsourcing
this has been posted before. lame.
Your job > /dev/null
Wait...
You are a contractor?
Welcome aboard!
Better than dirty dogs. (My Chows are cringing right now!)
The cesspool just got a check and balance.
Dog Wins... FATALITY
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Cat vs. Chinchilla
Cat Wins... FATALITY
SCO vs. toilet bowl...
wait.. SCO is the toilet bowl, sorry
I don't see how this guy made the list. Finally gets enough of a team together so that the Red Sux make it by the Yankees and win the Series, then begins dismantling the team.
Oh, well, I guess the Sux can win another Series in 85 years.
GO YANKEES!!!!!
I'll call in two orders for pizza for two of the buildings close to mine and steal one of the pizzas from the guy's car when s/he's delivering it to the other one. A pizza is a few bucks, and I'd feel much better about myself depriving someone of $8 (with student discount at pizza hut) than I would for several hundred, or possibly several thousand.
--fetch daddy's blue fright wig, i must be handsome when i release my rage
flamebait and I have no mod points... :(
out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Linus takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Linus yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em
Torvalds had a pet Cobra who he used to take for walks while wearing a white tails and tophat. He named the cobra Beverly, and he taught it how to fetch and dial phone. One day the cobra bit the maid, and with tears in his eyes, Brasky...I, uh mean, Torvalds had to shoot the maid.
I can't spell ripburger
NIGGER ASOCIATION
I gotta say that her decision to just accept fate and her punishment was a great managerial decision, as compared to taking a long drawn out court case that we all know she'd lose.