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What Do You Believe Even If You Can't Prove It?

An anonymous reader writes "That's what online magazine The Edge - the World Question Center asked over 120 scientists, futurists, and other interesting minds. Their answers are sometimes short and to the point (Bruce Sterling: 'We're in for climatic mayhem'), often long and involved; they cover everything from the existence of God to the nature of black holes. What do you believe, even though you can't prove it?"

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  1. Someday by doublem · · Score: 5, Funny

    That some day, somehow, I will get the elusive First Post.

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    "Live Free or Die." Don't like it? Then keep out of the USA
    1. Re:Someday by nine-times · · Score: 4, Funny

      ep... you have your proof... no longer counts.

    2. Re:Someday by Tackhead · · Score: 5, Funny
      > > [doublem] That some day, somehow, I will get the elusive First Post.
      >
      > [nine-times] ep... you have your proof... no longer counts.

      ...for proof denies faith, and without faith, getting a first post is nothing.

      "Oh dear", says doublem, "I hadn't thought of that", and promptly vanishes in a fog of (-1, Overrated) moderation.

      "Oh, that was easy", says nine-times, and for an encore, goes on to prove that (+1, Funny) is indistinguishable from (-1, Troll), and gets himself confirmed dead at the next Netcraft parody post.

    3. Re:Someday by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      One of my favourite tag lines:

      Do not believe everything you think.

    4. Re:Someday by goombah99 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I beleive that I am the only human posting to slashdot and the rest are all machine generated.

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      Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
    5. Re:Someday by daniil · · Score: 4, Funny

      Someone on Slashdot once had a sig that read: "On the internet, everyone assumes you're a dog." I wholeheartedly agree: you're a dog.

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      Man is a slave because freedom is difficult, whereas slavery is easy.
    6. Re:Someday by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 2, Funny

      Naah. Machines have more intelligence than some of the people posting on here.... :)

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      "City hall" in German is "Rathaus" Kinda explains a few things......
    7. Re:Someday by ObjectiveGiant · · Score: 2, Funny

      Big Bang Cosmology? Isn't that like when Homer made that makeup gun?

      http://www.redbrick.dcu.ie/~elmer/simpsons/homer/m akeupgun.jpg

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      ::signature space for rent::
    8. Re:Someday by bcattwoo · · Score: 2, Funny
      Big Bang Cosmology? Isn't that like when Homer made that makeup gun?

      No, that was Big Bang Cosmetology. Not to be confused with Big Bang Cometology, i.e. when Bart discovered the comet that threatened to destroy Springfield.

    9. Re:Someday by bwt · · Score: 2, Funny

      So you admit you're the weird one.

  2. That's easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    The female orgasm.

    1. Re:That's easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Maybe the AC is a girl and hasn't tried out the Magic Wand yet.

    2. Re:That's easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny
      How about I HAVE A HEADACHE

      My ex-wife used headaches, fatique, all kinds of illnesses to avoid sex.

      During the divorce trial her medical records and examinations confirmed that her claims were contradictory (in legalese, she had been lying).

      During our separation she had three affairs behind my back, even booking flights to them multiple times. That's a pretty active sex life for someone with lots of health problems.

      So it was all one big lie. As you can imagine, I am extremely skeptical when a woman tells me she has a headache.

    3. Re:That's easy by JabberWokky · · Score: 2, Funny
      As many people have pointed out, you are referring to something that is impossible for the observer to reproduce for observers that are male or unable to orgasm.

      Fine. In the long tradition of "real science", I will assign the task of providing experimental data to the nearest grad student. As soon as she gets home. Repeatedly.

      --
      Evan "Although she's going for a PhD in Chemistry, I doubt she'll dislike this assignment"

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      "$30 for the One True Ring. $10 each additional ring!" -- JRR "Bob" Tolkien
  3. The usual.... by Null537 · · Score: 3, Funny

    That eventually, somewhere down the line the US government will get better. (Howard Zinn says so)

  4. WMD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    I believe that there are Weapons of mass Destruction in Iraq-

    G.W. Bush

    1. Re:WMD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      He's just a conservative invoking the Wookie Defense on behalf of his messiah. Don't blame Bush there weren't WMD in Iraq, blame the French!!

  5. I believe I will have another martini, please. by drewzhrodague · · Score: 4, Funny

    I believe I will have another martini, please. Up, Sapphire, extra olives, and go easy on the vermouth.

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    Zhrodague.net - I do projects and stuff too.
  6. Logic works? by nine-times · · Score: 4, Funny
    Being a bit of a student of philosophy, my old favorite is "logic works", or, in other words, "a proof means something".

    I mean, go ahead and prove it, but you'll still be taking it for granted, or you wouldn't bother with a proof.

  7. Re:I believe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    +1 Ironic

  8. I believe that children are our future... by geekpuppySEA · · Score: 3, Funny

    I don't, actually. I believe that they will eat me alive if I give them back their candy.

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    Intelligent Design: because MATH is HARD.
    1. Re:I believe that children are our future... by L.+VeGas · · Score: 2, Funny

      I believe in miracles.

      Since you came along.

      You sexy thing, you.

  9. What Bruce Sterling should have said: by thenerdgod · · Score: 3, Funny

    "I'm a good writer"

  10. Re:I believe by dbrower · · Score: 5, Funny
    in intellegent design

    So do I, but there seems to be darned little of it in the software that I see.

    -dB

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    "It if was easy to do, we'd find someone cheaper than you to do it."
  11. Christ by bogaboga · · Score: 5, Funny

    I believe in Christ Jesus and the "End of this Earth" as we know it today. I also believe that many of us will go to hell (the lake of fire) believe it or not.

    1. Re:Christ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      There was no moderation named "Sad".

  12. I believe... by aeroelastic · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...that the princess will be in this castle. Or the next one. Or the one after that.

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    "It doesn't take a rocket scientist" -I guess I should leave then
  13. Re:I believe by GoofyBoy · · Score: 3, Funny

    If you mean Intellegent Design, as in purposeful Creation by God: Mod - Insightful

    If you mean intelligent design, as in purposeful creation by programmers, analysts and end-users: Mod - Funny

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    The surprise isn't how often we make bad choices; the surprise is how seldom they defeat us.
  14. Re:What comes around, goes around by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Did you receive this wisdom from the "Hang In There!" kitten calendar on your fat secretary's desk?

  15. Re:What comes around, goes around by k4_pacific · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think I've seen this in at least three different chain letters. You forgot to ask people to forward it.

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    Unknown host pong.
  16. The Elf Conspiracy by duffbeer703 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I believe that little elves are responsible for all of the world's ills. Kennedy was killed by an elf, for example.

    Even now, the elves are working on igniting a great volcano under yellostone park!

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    Conformity is the jailer of freedom and enemy of growth. -JFK
  17. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 2, Funny

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  18. Women can't fake orgasms perfectly by cryptochrome · · Score: 4, Funny

    There are difficult-to-impossible-to-fake signs, if you know what to look/feel for. The sex flush is the best one. Pupil size generally increases when it happens too. The vaginal contractions at 0.8s intervals would be very difficult to fake also. Also there's the whole issue of their acting skills.

    So... go run some experiments with this new data.

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    ---If you can't trust a nerd, who can you trust?

    1. Re:Women can't fake orgasms perfectly by aceat64 · · Score: 5, Funny

      No offense, but I feel sorry for any woman you date.

    2. Re:Women can't fake orgasms perfectly by cayenne8 · · Score: 5, Funny
      "There are difficult-to-impossible-to-fake signs, if you know what to look/feel for. The sex flush is the best one. Pupil size generally increases when it happens too. The vaginal contractions at 0.8s intervals would be very difficult to fake also. Also there's the whole issue of their acting skills."

      Hmm...very hard to observe signs such as these with the lights down low, and your behind her doggy style her head is either buried in the pillow, or bouncing off the headboard.

      At that point in time....I'm probably NOT going to roll her over and shine a flashlight in her face to check out her flush or pupils...

      :-)

      Besides...she might start talking, and I'd miss something on tv...

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      Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.........
    3. Re:Women can't fake orgasms perfectly by GoofyBoy · · Score: 5, Funny

      >The vaginal contractions at 0.8s intervals would be very difficult to fake also.

      Spoken like a true nerd.

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      The surprise isn't how often we make bad choices; the surprise is how seldom they defeat us.
    4. Re:Women can't fake orgasms perfectly by tritone · · Score: 4, Funny

      >The vaginal contractions at 0.8s intervals would be very difficult to fake also.

      And if they're only at 0.9 s intervals, what then?

    5. Re:Women can't fake orgasms perfectly by e.m.rainey · · Score: 2, Funny

      Why, because I can tell if they're enjoying themselves and work for it?

      No, because you're likely to put their eye out with your calipers measuring her pupils for dilation during intercourse.

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      The next remark is false. The previous remark is true.
    6. Re:Women can't fake orgasms perfectly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      >>The vaginal contractions at 0.8s intervals would be very difficult to fake also.
      >
      >And if they're only at 0.9 s intervals, what then?

      She's overclocked?

    7. Re:Women can't fake orgasms perfectly by covertbadger · · Score: 2, Funny

      Not to mention the stopwatch for measuring those 0.8s intervals.

  19. I'm going to heaven, you're going to hell by whoda · · Score: 2, Funny

    Have fun bitch.

  20. Re:A Kind and Loving God. by arose · · Score: 3, Funny

    Maybe he likes to play dice? :-)

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    Analogies don't equal equalities, they are merely somewhat analogous.
  21. Re:Everything by SEWilco · · Score: 2, Funny

    Prove it.

  22. Re:Me personally by ArsonSmith · · Score: 4, Funny

    Don't anthropomorphise computers and cars, They hate that.

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  23. Despite all evidence to the contrary... by Anita+Coney · · Score: 3, Funny

    I believe Slashdot's moderation system is fair.

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  24. Re:AIDS is man made by cephyn · · Score: 2, Funny

    yeah, but the proof is right there. wrong topic. ;)

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    Moo.
  25. Mob psychology by WinterSolstice · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yup. I believe that in tense situations groups are only as smart as the dumbest person there, and that all people are fundamentally like sheep.

    I can't prove that, but I do fervently believe that :)

    -WS

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    An operating system should be like a light switch... simple, effective, easy to use, and designed for everyone.
  26. I believe in... by bvankuik · · Score: 2, Funny
    The Father, the Son and the Holy Torvalds!

    Halleluja!

  27. The Joke by swb · · Score: 4, Funny

    Q: Why do women fake their orgasms?

    A: Because they think men care.

  28. Re:The arrogance of religion by jdray · · Score: 2, Funny

    My wife and I went to a seminar once with her father, a fundamentalist Christian. The speaker was supposed to be talking about the coexistence of Christianity and classical science, with discussion on the dinosaurs and the idea that God created the universe about a week before Adam and Eve, which, according to many bible scholars, was about 6500 years ago. This piqued my interest, so I went along.

    The speaker started out talking about how there's this difference of opinion among scholars regarding how old the world is, and that "some people" say that, if you look at the biblical account of six days for the creation of the universe, the "days" are just metaphors for some periods of time that were significant to God, and not literal 24-hour periods that Man knows as "days." He continued to say that this line of thinking leads people to say that the dinosaurs could have lived for millions of years on a God-created Earth, and that they lived and died within the "day" described in the bible where God populated the Earth with animals.

    I was just settling in, looking forward to an insightful discussion that had the opportunity to create some bridges with my (non Christian) beliefs on this subject. This would please my father-in-law, and we might have a better understanding of one another. But then, like a hammer, this guy brings out the statement, "But none of it's true!"

    WTF?? I asked myself, since no one else would've listened.

    The guy went into full rant mode, prattling on about how God created the dinosaur bones in the state we found them and buried them where we found them so we would have something to wonder about when we found them. The universe, he said, was created in exactly six days, meaning 24-hour periods, just like the bible says. Question not the word of God!!

    Well, after sitting through the rest of this flood of rubbish, I asked my father-in-law what he thought of the whole thing. "Oh, I think he's right on." Now, I know he doesn't really think that way, but he was caught up in the reverie of the whole thing, mezmerized by a charlatan. The seminar probably warmed his heart for weeks. Many years later, I still won't discuss the topic with him. We have something of an armed truce where religious notions are concerned.

    People seem to find it easy to use emphatically-delivered, easy to understand ideas to model their life on. I personally think that the universe is somewhat more complex than that, and like to apply my somewhat limited brain power to thinking about it. Sometimes, though, you run across gems of simplicity that are basic truths. The idea is to know how to identify them when you see them, I think.

    Cheers.

    JD

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    The Spoon
    Updated 6/28/2011
  29. Slashdot by TwP · · Score: 2, Funny

    Slashdot contains actual useful information.

  30. I am an Primate. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    goombah99: are you a machine?
    Anonymous Coward: I am an Primate.
    goombah99: are you sure you are not a machine?
    Anonymous Coward: I am an Primate.. Really.