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First Peek at Robosapien V2
balancedi writes "According to OnRobo, the New Robosapien looks to be a lot more fun but it had better be at a $200 price tag. While still controllable via remote he now is more autonomous. He also has more range of motion, better hands, a vision color system, and a laser tracking system."
Without them no one would know it was cool.
The message on the other side of this sig is false.
"and a laser tracking system."
Well this'll get it in trouble under the U SAP AT RIOT act! Better watch out for airliners when playing with this.
In the free world the media isn't government run; the government is media run.
I, for one, welcome our new Version 2 Laser-Tracking (Now with Colorvision!) overlords!
DAMN YOU OCTODOG! DAMN YOU TO HELL!
... Is robots with frickin' laser beams. Is that too much to ask?
"With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine." -- RFC 1925
Mumbling something about finding Sara Connor.
moo.
Site says "owee!"
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Mark the Tilden,
BEAM he's buildin',
10" filled in,
Robosapien 2!
And I just hope and pray that my two hundred bucks is at hand,
You and I, me and you, Franklin Benjamins two - understand?
And this filk is so wrong and their webserver's not strong enough
(And you really don't want to see JPGs and GIFs of our love)
I don't wanna classify you like an animal in the zoo,
But it seems good to me to know you want a Robosapien too!
Connection failed,
Server got nailed,
Sysadmin bailed,
Robosapien too.
Robosuperior,
In my interior,
Controlled from shell scripts,
It's Robosapien 2,
And you're Robosapien too,
It's my Robosapien V2!
And we're Robosapien toooooo...
New ultra realistic 2.0 Robosapiens can get "depressed" (RealEmotion engine 2.3) in which case they just won't "want" to do anything cool. (It's pretty incredible functionality). So if your RoboSapien isn't doing anything particularly exciting -- its not broken, its just not in the mood. Oh, and apparently they also come with "RealDeath(tm)" -- so don't *ever* turn them off.
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The government which is strong enough to protect you from everything is strong enough to take everything from you.
does this line:
"Sensory features include a vision color system that enables Robosapien V2 to recognize objects and skin tones"
coupled with this one:
"fully autonomous in free-roam mode"
mean that robosapien 2 is now freely capable of joining the KKK of it's own free will?!??
Yeah, but only if you are naked.
And then watch out for recognition error. (That's NOT a hand!)
Certainly it's useful. I've just programmed mine to say "Welcome to WalMart" and now it's earning $5.45 an hour while I just sit here drinking beer.