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Best Wireless SSIDs You Have Seen?

Ant writes "Best SSIDs you have seen is the name of the new Broadband Reports' wireless security forum. Funny ones listed that made me chuckle: WardriversOpenAP, GET LOST, HackedAP, SecureAP (no WEP/WPA), TOP_SECRET, HPD-FieldOffice, MiddleEarth, HoneyPot, mine, and people's full/last name." I think naming your network 'Default' or 'Linksys' should be a crime ;)

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  1. Best SSID by harlingtoxad · · Score: 5, Funny

    The best SSIDs are generic names like linksys or default. Generic names most always mean I get free wireless access.

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  2. In a local coffee shop... by DigitalGodBoy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Found one that said "SECURE_ME". A quick Windows share enumeration showed sales data and presumably credit card information avaliable to anyone who was listening.

    I informed the business owner that it needed to the secured, and he said his ISP had called and asked him about an "open access point - whatever that is". I sighed and left.

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  3. Strange ones I've seen by a_nonamiss · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Not trying to be funny here, but I've seen HACKME and my boss insists that I use his last name so that he can remember it. (Even though it's broadcasted.)

    I just hope he doesn't get mad at me when he gets hacked and someone starts downloading child porn and The Anarchist's Cookbook using his broadband connection.

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    1. Re:Strange ones I've seen by andi75 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      And then explain to the judge that "yes, your honor, this drive is encrypted to the point the NSA can't break in, but no, I'm too stupid to enable WEP, and no, I just can't remember the pass-phrase for the drive".

      - Andreas

  4. -1 Lame by CaptRespect · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Wow, a "story" on a slashdot forum about a lame "what's the best post" on another forum.

    Too bad I can't mod the entire story as -1 LAME.

  5. The best by CypherXero · · Score: 3, Interesting

    is "linksys". From that point, I know that the AP is unsecured, and has a default admin password. I visit a cafe a lot in my town, and they have wireless internet that you have to PAY for, and it's like $20/hour, which is ridiculous to pay that much for wireless internet access. But what's more amusing is that it's unencrypted AND still has the default password to the admin console. I feel sorry for anyone who's paying that $20 to surf the web there.

  6. personal favs by Darth_brooks · · Score: 3, Funny

    HackerDetected and Iwillsniffyourpackets are a couple I've seen.

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  7. Netstumbler has a simliar thread by X00M · · Score: 4, Informative

    http://www.netstumbler.org/showthread.php?t=11311

  8. Well even though mine is cloaked... by gamorck · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I can't speak for many others but my SSID is "KeepDrivingAsshole" - I've also seen one in my wardriving travels called, "LeaveMeAlone". Apparently somebody had already had a bit of fun with his network, eh?

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  9. juvenile cleverness by siliconcenturion · · Score: 3, Funny

    my friend and i were at a summer camp where we werent supposed to have internet access, but we plugged in a WAP we brought and set the SSID to "drewisawanker"
    drew was the name of his RA
    the next day we saw 3 RA's walking through the hallway trying to triangulate the location of the WAP
    crazy kids we were!

  10. If it is wrong to call my AP LINKSYS by blowdart · · Score: 4, Funny

    when it's a Netgear with WPA running then I don't want to be right.

  11. I laughed my ass off at this one: by anakin357 · · Score: 5, Funny

    BeaverNet, and before you ask.. yes, it was "wide open" :)

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  12. Re:My neighborhood by powerpointmonkey · · Score: 4, Funny

    Up until two weeks ago, mine was the only SSID visible, Ok, so it's called 'home', but it's not broadcast, it's using wep and it's locked down by MAC address last week default and sitecom appeared. Both with default router passwords, I guess someone in my neighborhood got broadband for christmas. I feel like broadcasting my SSID and changing it to 'I'm at number 35, for god's sake please come over and speek to me about wireless network security!'

  13. Sorry... by IO+ERROR · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Mine is "Sorry, the network is down right now." with MAC filtering enabled. Nobody ever stops to play with my AP.

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  14. Search for SSID Names at WiFiMaps.com by drewzhrodague · · Score: 3, Interesting

    YOu can search for SSIDs, MACs, and cities and states at WiFiMaps.com. Funniest ones I've seen:

    hellostumbler - Framingham, MA
    buyclamsonline.com - Pittsburgh, PA

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  15. Why I'm A Bastard by WombatControl · · Score: 5, Funny

    I used to live fairly close to a major street and not too far from a university campus, so wardrivers were always trying to connect to my network.

    So I decided to ask WWTBOFHD? (What Would The Bastard Operator From Hell Do?)

    So, I set up a nice AP called 'linksys' with no WEP. Obviously, every freeloader on the planet would try and connect to it.

    Oh, and you could connect to it alright. The problem was that it was connected directly to a proxy server that rerouted every web request directly to goatse.cx and blocked everything else.

    Apparently the word got around, and the number of people trying to access that AP went down precipitously after that.

    I'm such a bastard...

    1. Re:Why I'm A Bastard by agraupe · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Wow... you have my undying gratitude and respect for that. How did you do that, out of curiosity? This would be a welcome solution for many wardriver-victims... post a guide, perhaps?

  16. "noconnect-Federaloffense" by flinxmeister · · Score: 3, Funny

    I set up one for a buddy of mine with this SSID. His building is right next to a post office, so it adds credibility. It's hilarious to watch people come in and see "do you want to connect to noconnect-federaloffense?" One literally jumped back from his laptop.

    I guess the Man has us trained well!

  17. The best I've seen... by xorowo · · Score: 5, Funny

    At a hotel that charged for Internet access, someone had an access point with the SSID, "LeaveBeeror5dollarsatRoom505". Nice, cheap, easy Internet access without the $15 charge the hotel wanted.

  18. My neighborhood by BrK · · Score: 3, Funny

    My home AP is named "FuckOff". It's secured (to the extent that an AP *can* be secured) well enough.

    My neighbor INSISTS on leaving his WRT54G unsecured. I change it whenever I'm bored (I've also connected to the LAN, and then to one of his shared printers and printed out some "interesting" photos). I'll name his AP stuff like "pimpwifi" "secureme" "hellomike", etc. Nothing too interesting really.

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  19. The same as my password by philkerr · · Score: 3, Funny

    *****

    It's easy to remember :)

  20. Re:Best SSID by AKnightCowboy · · Score: 3, Informative

    I think the one most relevent to current events is the coolest. That'd be Cisco's "tsunami" default SSID on some of their access points.

  21. Re:My neighborhood by powerpointmonkey · · Score: 4, Insightful

    WEP is secure enough imho, and anyway, it's all my router supports and I'm not going to fork out for a new one just yet. In the meantime I change the keys weekly. Sure a MAC address can be cloned, but it's not exactly something that your average script kiddie is going to do. Hell, if someone really wanted to see what I was up to they could just tempest my CRT. It's about an apropriate level of security, and for me, MAC filtering, not broadcasting my SSID, and changing my WEP keys is enough.

  22. Re:Best SSID by Sinus0idal · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Although lots of people are bashing it, I think default is actually quite a good name (assuming that the router isn't still in its completely default config!) Linksys is not so good as it gives away the manufacturer and allows an attacker to target the attacks. I do however think that default is a lot better than people using house or family names, as that identifies where the AP is. Even using mordor or middleearth or similar can give away your interests, and thus possibly who you are to someone who knows your street well... default is nice and unassuming.

  23. Re:"The Tits are Here" by myom · · Score: 3, Funny

    Acquintance of mine has a SSID "Blew me for helping with WLAN" (In Finnish though, "Imutti WLAN-avusta", I think) in his neighbourhood. He's been looking out through his window since the discovery at his neighbours lately trying to figure out which woman it is, always willing to help out.

  24. Re:The best SSID ... by crowemojo · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Turning off the SSID is a great step towards keeping the wardrivers away, but if you have a neighbor that wants to get on that network, it won't stop them. The SSID, unfortunately, is still broadcast in the association frames even if beacon frames are disabled. A dedicated attacker is going to get in, so best use something other then just WEP with MAC filtering and beacon frames disabled.

  25. WarTraining is c00l by KE1LR · · Score: 5, Interesting
    During a trip last year on the Acela I ran NetStumbler for a couple of hours as we cruised toward Washington DC and was able to find hundreds of access points. Here are a couple of the interesting SSID's from the log:
    • KeepDemBussesRollin (passing a state DOT building)
    • Don't mooch off my shit
    • testing-testing-testing

    It was also common to use what looked like a business name or the a person's first name ("lisa") as the SSID. Some AP's had random alphanumerics or what was obviously an attempt at a password for the SSID.

    I also did a very basic analysis of some of the interesting things I discovered, such as...

    • Most AP's were advertising 11Mbit speed but about 16% advertised higher speeds. I'm not sure if the higher speeds were "a" networks, "g" networks or both. My laptop had an a/b wireless card.

    • 1/3 of the AP's detected were using what was obviously their vendor's default SSID (i.e. "Linksys" "default" "NETGEAR")

    • >60% of all AP's detected were not running WEP of any kind, but more than half of the Cisco AP's had WEP enabled (probably because end-users generally don't run Cisco stuff).

    • Vendor breakdown (no they don't add up to 100%)

      • Linksys 38%
      • Cisco 17%
      • NetGear 11%
      • D-Link 6%
      • Symbol 4%
      • Apple 2%
      • Microsoft 2%
      • Proxim/Agere/Orinoco 2%
      • Belkin 1.5%
      • BreezeNet 1.5%
      • ... and a bunch of others that only appeared once or twice like Addtron, Sercomm,Gemtek, Z-Com, etc.

    The sample size for this was about 250 AP's during the outbound trip. On the return trip I ran NetStumbler for a lerger portion of the ride and recorded over 1000 AP's (some of which were duplicates of course) but I haven't taken the time to anlyze this larger data set yet.

    I didn't try to connect to any of the AP's... most of them would come and go within a few seconds anyway. :)

  26. Re:Best SSID by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'll just wave that one on.

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  27. Er... by brunes69 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Umm....let's see how hard it is to figure out who is running an AP.

    Step 1. Get laptop or $20 Wifi strength meter.
    Step 2. Walk around.
    Step 3. Use publicly available sources to find out who lives there

    And if you really think someone gives a shit if you like LOTR, I think you need a bigger tinfoil hat buddy.

  28. Re:My neighborhood by Zeinfeld · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Twice now, I have seen "linksys" as the SSID. Both times, I logged in remotely to their router because the the owners kept the default password. So I changed their SSID to "Yeasty Cunts" and then I booted and blocked them off their own network. I felt that doing this would teach them a little lesson in security. In both instances, the owners had a better SSID, enabled a new password and either WEP or WPA within a day or two. Mission accomplished

    In the process committing a serious crime.

    You don't have the right to decide how other people should manage their network. The fault here lies with the manufacturers for providing systems that require too much effort to secure.

    Terrorising people into behaving in the way you think they should is despicable. Who made you King?

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  29. Re:My neighborhood by jarich · · Score: 5, Funny
    Great job!

    I knew this little old lady who didn't lock one of her windows, so I snuck in and changed all her locks and added a vulgar greeting to her answering machine! Boy was that funny!

    Now she locks her windows, has new locks and generally has better security at her house! Mission accomplished! I'm glad I took the time to teach that stupid old lady a lesson.

  30. Re:Best SSID by saigon_from_europe · · Score: 3, Informative

    With or without the name of the manufacturer, it is the same. You can always discover the manufacturer - MAC address is unique, and its first part is assotiated with the manufacturer.

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  31. Re:My neighborhood by jarich · · Score: 5, Insightful
    does anybody have a better idea to help their neighbors?

    The real question is why you feel the need to "help your neighbors"? What's the point?

    It's not your job and they didn't ask you to. An open AP is not hurting anyone.

    If you have an innate need to contribute to society, pick up trash by the side of the road... visit old folks in a retirement home... give blood... contribute to a SourceForge project.

    But don't hack your neighbors to "teach them a lesson".

  32. Re:My neighborhood by Tom · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Who made you King?

    Linksys did. Dude, read the post you're replying to, ok?

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  33. Re:My neighborhood by Tassach · · Score: 3, Informative
    Print the serial number of the device on the case of the box, use it as the default password
    Uh huh. Can you say "tech support nightmare"? Not only that, it would mean you'd have to create one-off firmware for each and every unit. Every router I've ever used has a factory default password which gets used when you do a hardware reset, and for good reason: the drool monkeys who can't set the clock on their VCR are buying network gear and trying to make it work. The clueless tier 1 tech support goobers need to have a SIMPLE idiot-proof script they can read to the drool monkeys to get them back up and running when they inevitably dork things up.

    Remember we're talking about the kind of end-users who set their password to their kids birthday and STILL manage to forget it. Actually expecting them to accurately transcribe a 20 digit alphanumeric string off the box (which they probably threw away immediately, along with the manual) is asking a bit much, and getting them to read the RIGHT number off a sticker on the unit (which likely has a half-dozen different numbers on it)

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  34. Re:My neighborhood by NanoGator · · Score: 3, Funny

    "So I changed their SSID to "Yeasty Cunts" and then I booted and blocked them off their own network. I felt that doing this would teach them a little lesson in security."

    It taught me a lesson on how to be an asshole.

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