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Microsoft Releases Malicious Software Removal Tool

Posted by michael on from the now-everything's-all-better dept.

DaHat writes "Hot on the heels of their release last week of Microsoft AntiSpyware, Microsoft today released their very own Malicious Software Removal Tool with the claim that it will detect and remove infections from specific pieces of malware, including those in the families of Berbew, Doomjuice, Gaobot, Msblast, Mydoom, Nachi, Sassier, and Zindos from your Windows 2000, XP or 2003 machine. Microsoft also promises to release an updated version of the tool on the second Tuesday of each month."

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  1. obPost by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Funny
    Microsoft Windows XP successfully uninstalled
    Dag! It works!
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    1. Re:obPost by mynickwastaken · · Score: 4, Funny

      Common guys. This thread need to be called just:

      Microsoft Releases Malicious Software

      I think would be enough!

    2. Re:obPost by FyRE666 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Not only that but did you see this part?

      will detect and remove infections from specific pieces of malware, including those in the families of Berbew, Doomjuice, Gaobot, Msblast, Mydoom, Nachi, Sassier...
      It removes Sassier too! It's a lot like Sasser, but with more attitude...

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    3. Re:obPost by Ismilar · · Score: 4, Funny

      Actually, I first thought "Microsoft Releases Malicious Software Removal Tool" meant that Microsoft released a software removal tool that is malicious (as opposed to a tool to remove malicious software)! Of course, that wouldn't really be front page news... :)

  2. We've been waiting a long time for this... by Lindsay+Lohan · · Score: 4, Funny
    Microsoft today released their very own Malicious Software Removal Tool
    Finally, an IE un-installer.
    1. Re:We've been waiting a long time for this... by rob_squared · · Score: 3, Funny

      No, silly! They're obviously introducing a new version of fdisk.

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  3. Hey it Deleted my Netscape.... by Evil+W1zard · · Score: 3, Funny

    And all other software made by vendors that have sued MS.... It also comes with a custom icon that portrays Bill Gates as Baby Jesus.

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  4. Re:Cant stand compition? by ackthpt · · Score: 3, Funny

    Will it remove firefox also?

    That's sched'd for a future release, to cast aspersions on the non-standard apps you have on your system.

    todo list:
     remove any known worm/virus scan disk for 'BSoD' references or slashdot cookie, if found, format drive sneakily install microsoft DRM verify windows registration key and log ip address corrupt iTunes (1 chance in 10, so it's less suspicious) report all applications back to microsoft next time connecting to net under request [Get latest update?] ... Profit!!!
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  5. A what now? by sammy+baby · · Score: 5, Funny

    "What's this? It says it's a malicious software remover."

    "I dunno. Try running it?"

    "Okay." (click-click.)

    "PLEASE WAIT."

    "What's it doing?"

    "Dunno... oh, here."

    "PROGRAM COMPLETE. FIFTEEN PROGRAMS REMOVED. HAVE FUN FIGURING OUT WHICH ONES, BITCHES."

    "Dammit."

  6. Re:what a process! by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Funny
    Did I miss something?

    You appear to have left out the following key steps:

    Draw pentagram

    Light candles

    Sacrifice a goat

    ...

    Prophet!!!

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  7. Line 'em up by Swamii · · Score: 3, Funny

    A summary of the next 100 Slashdot posts:

    1. Finally, a Windows XP uninstaller!
    2. Finally, an IE uninstaller!
    3. Jokes about the malicious/software wordplay -- is it a malicious tool to remove software or a malicious software removal tool? har har har
    4. Does it run on Linux?
    5. Imagine a beowulf cluster of these.
    6. In Soviet Russia, software tools malice YOU!
    7. In Korea, only old people run malicious tools.
    8. Tin foil cap-sporting nerds complaining about WinVNC rumors.
    9. ???
    10. Profit!
    11. Declare bankruptcy.
    12. Bitch about MS.
    13. Spell MS with a dollar sign.
    14. Tin foil cap-sporting nerds complaining about how this is a MS chokehold attempt on the market.
    15. Anonymous posters claiming they had sex with your mother.
    16. Mindless slashbotting.
    17. 53 offtopic posts.
    18. /. owners modding down anything disagreeing with the Slashbot secular, pro-Linux, uniformity.
    19. Some posts by the GNAA and/or Roland Piquepalle (one and the same)
    20. One really long list of post summaries, to get modded down by angry Slashbots.

    <accepting no karma bonus for this crap>

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  8. Re:mal.icio.us ? by Zocalo · · Score: 4, Funny
    But it might be considered somewhat capr.icio.us and not very jud.icio.us to create mal.icio.us just after Microsoft tries to get of to an ausp.icio.us start in its attempts to help us remove susp.icio.us software that is pern.icio.us in its efforts to remain on our PCs though.

    Yup. You're right. Lot's of subdomain possibilities there!

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  9. Re:...and other grammatical anomalies by TheLoneIguana · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hmmm..

    MS=Microsoft
    and
    MS=Malicious Software

    Coincidence?