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Fantastic Four Teaser Trailer

Posted by samzenpus on from the just-for-cowboyneal dept.

Brian Renner writes "20th Century Fox will debut the teaser trailer for Fantastic Four , on January 14th, before theatrical screenings of Elektra. Only moviegoers attending Elektra showings will get this first look at Fox's epic incarnation of Marvel's first family of comic superheroes."

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  1. Random thoughts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    If the film isn't fantastic, can we get the under the Trade Descriptions Act?

    Why does Jessica Alba have to be the one that's invisible? She's well fit!

    The human torch is played by Chris Evans? I guess you can't get much more of a firey redhead...

    1. Re:Random thoughts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      'This is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film The Never-Ending Story'.

      - Lionel Hutz

  2. And... by OzRoy · · Score: 4, Funny

    internet pirates will be able to view it on the 13th.

  3. Well... by TheKidWho · · Score: 5, Funny

    I already saw the movie, its called the incredibles!

  4. Soon we will see... by wcitechnologies · · Score: 4, Funny
    ...what is more important to the American audience.

    A classic group of beloved superheroes -OR- A nice set of...

    well, nevermind, I think you all know where I'm going with this.

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    Electrons are free; it is moving them that becomes expensive.
  5. I can hardly wait! by Dancin_Santa · · Score: 5, Funny

    The Hulk was such a smash hit. This is going to be 4 times better.

    Nothing at all like a weaker version of The Incredibles.

    1. Re:I can hardly wait! by RSevrinsky · · Score: 3, Funny

      HULK SMASH HIT!

  6. Re:Dear god no... by Xpilot · · Score: 4, Funny


    Jessica Alba may be a fine piece of ass, but she is totally wrong for this film, as is the rest of the cast.

    Feh, speak no ill of Lady Jessica! Her lovely ass may embrace any motion picture that she chooses. She could have been cast as Winston Churchill and I'd still pay to see it.

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    "Backups are for wimps. Real men upload their data to an FTP site and have everyone else mirror it." -- Linus Torvalds
  7. Mod this post... by MonkeyBot · · Score: 5, Funny

    -1 FLAME ON!!!

  8. Re:Dear god no... by Chuck+Chunder · · Score: 5, Funny
    Her lovely ass may embrace any motion picture that she chooses. She could have been cast as Winston Churchill and I'd still pay to see it.
    Unfortunately in this movie she plays Invisible Woman so you'll be paying to not see it.
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    Boffoonery - downloadable Comedy Benefit for Bletchley Park
  9. So who plays Galactus? by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 4, Funny

    Between Kingpin being black, and Sue Storm being Latina, I can only assume Galactus will be played by a jew. I suggest Al Franken. He rocks.

    (Yes, I am joking... I'm usually PC, but I'm just looking for an excuse to peddle the idea of Al Franken as Galactus.)

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    Non impediti ratione cogitationus.
    1. Re:So who plays Galactus? by NJVil · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well, if you're looking for someone to act as the Eater of Worlds, may I suggest Rush Limbaugh:

      http://www.e-sheep.com/rusheats/000.html

  10. Four by fiskbil · · Score: 4, Funny

    Am I the only one who read "Gang of Four" and then quickly started thinking about design patterns? I probably need professional help.

    1. Re:Four by obender · · Score: 4, Funny
      Am I the only one who read "Gang of Four" and then quickly started thinking about design patterns? I probably need professional help.

      This is Slashdot where professional help is always available. Which design pattern in particular you need help with?

      Oh, not that kind of help ...

  11. Re:Dear god no... by jim_v2000 · · Score: 2, Funny

    But notice, it said that she can make other things invisible too...so hey, maybe something will work out there...no pun intended ;)

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  12. Re:All I can say is... by CrackedButter · · Score: 4, Funny

    More so when one of them men gets really long, one gets really hot and the other gets really big.

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  13. Re:Dear god no... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
    Jessica Alba may be a fine piece of ass, but she is totally wrong for this film, as is the rest of the cast. I almost wish this Hollywood comic book phase was over so they'd stop fucking with my childhood heros.

    Suit yourself. I'd fuck with Jessica Alba any day of the week.

  14. Re:Dear god no... by Gumph · · Score: 3, Funny

    well hopefully, we might be paying to see a wobbly outlined version of it - if you squint hard enough you may be able to make the lovely curvaceousness of it!

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    'By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes'
  15. To quote Seinfeld... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Serenity now!