Fantastic Four Teaser Trailer

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Fantastic Four Teaser Trailer

Posted by samzenpus on Wednesday January 12, 2005 @08:34PM from the just-for-cowboyneal dept.

Brian Renner writes "20th Century Fox will debut the teaser trailer for Fantastic Four , on January 14th, before theatrical screenings of Elektra. Only moviegoers attending Elektra showings will get this first look at Fox's epic incarnation of Marvel's first family of comic superheroes."

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And... by OzRoy · 2005-01-12 20:37 · Score: 4, Funny

internet pirates will be able to view it on the 13th.
Well... by TheKidWho · 2005-01-12 20:38 · Score: 5, Funny

I already saw the movie, its called the incredibles!
Soon we will see... by wcitechnologies · 2005-01-12 20:39 · Score: 4, Funny

...what is more important to the American audience.
A classic group of beloved superheroes -OR- A nice set of...
well, nevermind, I think you all know where I'm going with this.

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I can hardly wait! by Dancin_Santa · 2005-01-12 20:42 · Score: 5, Funny

The Hulk was such a smash hit. This is going to be 4 times better.

Nothing at all like a weaker version of The Incredibles.
Re:Dear god no... by Xpilot · 2005-01-12 20:43 · Score: 4, Funny

Jessica Alba may be a fine piece of ass, but she is totally wrong for this film, as is the rest of the cast.

Feh, speak no ill of Lady Jessica! Her lovely ass may embrace any motion picture that she chooses. She could have been cast as Winston Churchill and I'd still pay to see it.

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Mod this post... by MonkeyBot · 2005-01-12 20:44 · Score: 5, Funny

-1 FLAME ON!!!
Re:Dear god no... by Chuck+Chunder · 2005-01-12 21:00 · Score: 5, Funny

Her lovely ass may embrace any motion picture that she chooses. She could have been cast as Winston Churchill and I'd still pay to see it.
Unfortunately in this movie she plays Invisible Woman so you'll be paying to not see it.

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So who plays Galactus? by RyuuzakiTetsuya · 2005-01-12 21:57 · Score: 4, Funny

Between Kingpin being black, and Sue Storm being Latina, I can only assume Galactus will be played by a jew. I suggest Al Franken. He rocks.

(Yes, I am joking... I'm usually PC, but I'm just looking for an excuse to peddle the idea of Al Franken as Galactus.)

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1. Re:So who plays Galactus? by NJVil · 2005-01-12 23:39 · Score: 4, Funny
  
  Well, if you're looking for someone to act as the Eater of Worlds, may I suggest Rush Limbaugh:
  
  http://www.e-sheep.com/rusheats/000.html
Four by fiskbil · 2005-01-12 21:58 · Score: 4, Funny

Am I the only one who read "Gang of Four" and then quickly started thinking about design patterns? I probably need professional help.
1. Re:Four by obender · 2005-01-12 23:07 · Score: 4, Funny
  
  Am I the only one who read "Gang of Four" and then quickly started thinking about design patterns? I probably need professional help.
  This is Slashdot where professional help is always available. Which design pattern in particular you need help with?
  Oh, not that kind of help ...
Re:All I can say is... by CrackedButter · 2005-01-12 22:38 · Score: 4, Funny

More so when one of them men gets really long, one gets really hot and the other gets really big.

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